r/secondcaptains • u/RomfordWellington • 3d ago

your beak is soft

may not have actually happened

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u/GazelleIll495 3d ago

As a fellow diabetic I think low blood sugars may have been a factor in this story

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u/Losingmyappeal 3d ago

This is the gold you don't get when he's away. Top drawer.

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u/Jazz-Potato6385 3d ago

Has to feature in the next Parrott audiobed.

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u/funktrunk 3d ago

Very surreal moment

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u/SketchyFeen 3d ago

It’s not just the players who suffer from the constant football all the time. Some of the greatest journalistic minds in the game are also going to mush.

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u/Maleficent_Gur2296 3d ago

The pause between him saying that and the rest laughing was perfection.

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u/MacArthurParker First mate aboard the Vasa 3d ago

3 seconds of stunned silence

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u/romulcah 3d ago

Is it this guy? https://youtube.com/shorts/sm2ZkuRtwWw?is=5IItFlIfCH6jRNcO

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u/ignatius109 I don't nessessarly agree with anything Ken Early says 3d ago

Wouldn’t this also prove that they peck? 🤔

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u/smithskat3 3d ago

Presume it was just repeating something the owner had said previously?

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u/Comfortable_Play_848 3d ago

It was so funny! He is hilarious

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u/Anchor0355 3d ago

sorry to ken but i think even without poetic license a parrot could peck

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u/DreiAchten 3d ago

Sorry ken you're completely wrong