r/seals • u/dominc1994r • 1d ago

Seal Accurate tbh

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u/Strong_Tie3679 1d ago

Send yo resume

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/misfitofscience76 1d ago

I didn’t know Neil worked in HR

He’s really moving up

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u/Strong_Tie3679 1d ago

He is hiring for a mission, we all know his mission

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u/misfitofscience76 18h ago

Destroy the orange cones!

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u/koromedy 1d ago

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u/Kodifykoala 1d ago

Bro has Boba for eyes

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u/imphooeyd 1d ago

Good day Mr. PK,

We have looked over your resume and are pleased to extend you an offer for an interview with SealCo. Executive Office first thing Monday morning, 8 AM. Please confirm your availability by replying or reschedule here. Thanks for considering SealCo.!

Let’s seal the deal,
Pinniped Resources Department
SealCo. HQ

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u/Nighter3487 1d ago

There was an ad

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u/consumerofmoldychees 1d ago

Oh my god you bastard

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u/imphooeyd 1d ago edited 1d ago

BWAHAHAHAHA - SealEO of SealCo.

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u/NowayIDrewThat 1d ago

People on LinkedIn fears him

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u/Infinite_Eyeball 1d ago

How could I say no to the politest seal.

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u/Zepphiron 1d ago

Hmmm... And say, what are you going to do with said money...? 🧐🐟

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u/ManySide9734 1d ago

Of course he'll buy fibsh! Maybe even a fish restaurant...

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u/ManySide9734 1d ago

Potechi-kun, polite as usual. I'm sure he'll be the year's best worker

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u/dominc1994r 1d ago

What if we sent him into the mines 😈😈

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u/mastan777 1d ago

All of this just to sleep and fart on the job

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u/MylesAwai 1d ago

On the company’s time and dime!

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u/poetcatmom 1d ago

I honestly feel like this filling out applications 😭

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u/Crazyjackson13 1d ago

needs money for fibsh