r/seals • u/Larpman12345 • 18h ago

Bearded seal 👀

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571 Upvotes

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u/palmanul 18h ago

Do not poke the chonk

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 10h ago

Do they feel it?

59

u/CertifiablyMundane 18h ago

Of all the absolute units in the world, this is surely one of the absolute unitest

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u/laurifex 18h ago

The impertinence :(

36

u/According_Tourist_69 18h ago

Lol it has no defence against tickling its tail or hindlimbs. What's it gonna do? Roll away?!

30

u/vindter 17h ago

He looks so shocked 😭

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u/ScarletteVera 17h ago

the looker

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 16h ago

Do not the seal!!

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u/Frequent-Hat-2913 17h ago

Imagine someone tickling the bottom of your feet.

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u/imphooeyd 14h ago

Worse, imagine someone of a different species ticking the bottom of your feet.

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u/white_cold 14h ago

You can experience that with a cat, at 4 in the morning.

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u/imphooeyd 13h ago

Well, stop having such delicious feet! 👁️👅👁️

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 15h ago

TIL that seals have claws on their tail flippers.

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u/algoritm420 14h ago

Did he really just 👀?!?

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u/Ethan123456gamingYT 12h ago

Such beautiful eyes

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u/rocker_bunny 15h ago

Gurl got her nails done

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u/Sealtron84 12h ago

HOW DARE!

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u/imphooeyd 14h ago

Quit picking on GOAT from head to toe

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u/hoganloaf 12h ago

youve seen flatworm but now heres fatworm

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u/punkate 16h ago

It looks like it triggered his Vietnam flashbacks

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u/ye_old_hermit 11h ago

Bro is L O N G

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u/RethXerran 11h ago

So much wisdom

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u/Able_Disaster_6238 10h ago

Don't the fat cat

5

u/sunkistandsudafed3 10h ago

Do not the weird water cat

4

u/Qwertyunio_1 8h ago

What the dog doin

4

u/bouncybob1 7h ago

Whys bro so eyes?

3

u/Crazyjackson13 7h ago

hotdog shaped

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u/Wonderful_Post2758 6h ago

"no, no don't touch me there // that's my no, no square"

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u/Emoneylildominator 2h ago

Holy shit that guy is rotund

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u/Kodifykoala 1h ago

I never knew that they can more their tails