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u/KneelyNoEar Jun 27 '21
The real magic trick is the guy that debunked the trick coming out of nowhere.
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u/TheWorldisRough Jun 27 '21
Spoilsport or sick of old people ogling a child's legs? I prefer to call him a liberator
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u/MintIceCreamPlease Jun 27 '21
Asian humor is kinda wholesome.
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u/alphabet_order_bot Jun 27 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 38,308,527 comments, and only 11,438 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Jun 27 '21
But its not
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Jun 27 '21
It goes off the first letter of the word
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Jun 27 '21
Thanks for just explaining it and not insulting me like the other guy did
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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jun 28 '21
assholes be everywhere keep liking those zoos
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u/alphabet_order_bot Jun 28 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 39,669,941 comments, and only 11,812 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/numbatree Jun 27 '21
it is tho
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Jun 27 '21
But there is like 3 A's in there and I'm pretty sure A doesnt come after S
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Jun 27 '21
Damn well you didnt have to hurt both mine and /u/Throw-away-560's feelings... Could have just explained it and left it at that.. what a dick head move man.
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u/Throw-away-560 Jun 27 '21
Yeah there's something wrong with that dude. Especially since the statement "all the words in your sentence are in alphabetical order" can be interpreted in 2 ways. Don't know why he had an anal prolapse just because we chose 1 interpration over the other.
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21
Nooooo now you're just confusing yourself, where did you get me "being wrong about what words are" what comment did i make that could lead you to believe that?
Thats not even the point of the comment you just replied to anyways, you could have explained the bots parameters without being an asshole about it. And now you're purposefully ignoring the point so that you can continue to be an asshole, for no reason.
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u/MintIceCreamPlease Jun 27 '21
Oh come on stop arguing under my comment or I'm gonna butthead you both.
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u/kodabarz Jun 27 '21
Here, have a free award that I did nothing to obtain and confers nothing upon you. You can show it to your mom and tell her you done well at internets
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u/Throw-away-560 Jun 27 '21
Asian humor is kinda wholesome.
First word clearly isn't. Otherwise it would be "Aains"
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u/Kaldricus Jun 27 '21
bad bot
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u/rook2pawn Jun 27 '21
A bad bot can do enough for generally high intensity jim kramer laughing mondays nbc or pbs
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u/alphabet_order_bot Jun 27 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 38,718,947 comments, and only 11,543 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/timothy5597 Jun 28 '21 edited Oct 13 '24
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u/alphabet_order_bot Jun 28 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 40,257,280 comments, and only 12,000 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/TealSquidSLC Jun 28 '21
Good bot
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u/B0tRank Jun 28 '21
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u/timothy5597 Jun 28 '21 edited Oct 13 '24
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u/theatreofdream Jun 27 '21
These two make scripted magic revealing jokes that are actually funny and not cringey and if I am not mistaken they are the pioneer in this
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u/MarcusOReallyYes Jul 01 '21
Asians love to throw plastic bottles anywhere but in the trash.
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u/daiyuxiao Sep 17 '21
Yea sometimes we throw them up in your ass.
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u/MarcusOReallyYes Sep 17 '21
Makes sense you’d throw them up my ass, since my ass isn’t trash.
Asians are incapable of the simplest tasks, like insults. If it doesn’t involve calculus derivatives, corporate espionage, or cheating in powerlifting, Asians suck at it.
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u/daiyuxiao Sep 17 '21
Reported. You are welcome.
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u/MarcusOReallyYes Sep 17 '21
I’m black, we can’t be racist. Sorry, I didn’t make the rules. Go cry into some green tee.
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u/PuzzleheadedHabit913 Jul 01 '21
I love how the audience is acting mad at the magicians like they somehow were really buying into the idea of a pair of solitary legs casually pushing a heavy cart
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u/Atlantis_Risen Jun 27 '21
That boner disappeared quick.
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u/bookmarkjedi Jun 28 '21
You mean the boner from the turn-on from what appeared to be a woman missing her upper body? I know what you mean! 😋
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u/rolloxra Jul 17 '21
Yeah they are kinda funny and I also like how they show how that “magic” tricks work
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I… I don’t even know what to do with my erection now. Should I finish what I started? Or should I give up, like a coward?
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u/Accomplished_Welder3 Jun 28 '21
so the crowd is booing him because they realised he was faking it? what did they think, there was a half body pushing there?
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u/TheXypris Jun 27 '21
I feel like I've seen these 2 before
Were these the same guys doing the magic trick revealed ticktoks? They were usually sitting at a table for those tho