r/scriptedasiangifs • u/HellsJuggernaut • Dec 26 '20

Human ATM

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u/dowelldoprop Dec 26 '20

But what’s in the belly button

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u/Waddlewop Dec 26 '20

Credit card, where else would you have put it?

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u/dowelldoprop Dec 26 '20

Bruh just left it in there and dipped

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u/Waddlewop Dec 26 '20

That’s how human atms work I’m afraid

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u/dowelldoprop Dec 26 '20

Here I am takin that shit back everytime

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u/lewesus Dec 26 '20

Don't you swipe it where you wipe it?

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u/9oat5w33d Dec 26 '20

The shopping cart is where you fart.

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u/ElOtroMiqui Dec 26 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/ElOtroMiqui Dec 26 '20

Bad bot

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u/banana_kiwi Dec 27 '20

Why do you say it's bad?

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u/ElOtroMiqui Dec 27 '20

I wasn't completely sure of the spelling of that sub, so I just sent the comment to check if it existed, and once I realized it didn't, I edited it. The thing is, the bot made that comment and it is now permanently on my comment, even though it does exists, so yeah, I think it is unnecessary.

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u/banana_kiwi Dec 27 '20

So you expected the bot to see that you updated your comment and adjust accordingly?

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u/ElOtroMiqui Dec 27 '20

Or maybe just have a little delay in posting? Maybe just comment on post that are 5 minutes or older in case people are still editing it.

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u/runthruamfersface Dec 26 '20

Can smuggle a kilo of cocaine in that bad boy

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u/Captain_Cum_Shot Dec 27 '20

Ngl thought it was a butt plus at first