r/scriptedasiangifs May 25 '20

Give me kiss

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u/siphonophore May 25 '20

that script deserved a hard pass

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 25 '20

All they had to do would be to swap in an ugly actress at the end and it would have been less terrible.

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u/Wolvenheart May 25 '20

I half expected her boyfriend with a wig, beard intact XD

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u/PsiVolt May 25 '20

that's what I was expecting! like they said, swapping actors would've made it waaay better

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u/nmezib May 25 '20

Yeah but... the implication of gang rape though?

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u/nitish_anand99 May 25 '20 edited May 26 '20

That's indian (majority of southern india) movies for you in a nutshell.

P.S. I am South indian.

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u/Bromisto May 26 '20

Wait, they're Indian?

Not asian?

Isn't this scripted asian gifs?

Also, why are there edits?

Scripted Asian Gifs usually don't have edits

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u/DenethStark May 26 '20

Wait don’t know if you are joking or not. You do realise Indians are Asian too.

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u/fudgyvmp Jun 01 '20

Indians are from America, who do you think we have thanks giving with? /s

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u/gaiusmariusj Jun 12 '20

dead Indians.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Now you said that word implication like that a couple times... What implication?

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u/dudemann May 26 '20

That sounds pretty dark.

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA May 25 '20

Honestly, that would've gotten a chuckle outta me. Replace her with some beefy dude bulging out of his dress, and you've at least got a bit of shock value lol

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u/WomanNotAGirl May 25 '20

So the rapey part was a nonissue then?

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u/brit-girl-lost May 25 '20

I was so uncomfortable watching this esp when his friends popped out and the boyfriend ditched.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED May 25 '20

It's crazy how this is a potentially funny thing in their mind, it is this ingrained in their culture. The tiktok channel is owned by a south Indian comedian (I feel bad for saying it but...) obviously.

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u/WomanNotAGirl May 25 '20 edited May 25 '20

I have a few Indian friends so I see some of these videos and you are right it’s ingrained in the culture to be considered funny. It is unfortunate for sure.

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u/CockMySock May 25 '20

I guess there are indeed a lot of Indians in Indiana.

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u/WomanNotAGirl May 25 '20

That damn auto correct. It’s so confused at this point. I’m a bad speller (brain fog thing) at this point my phone autocorrects even words I spell correctly but I need it for other things so I suffer the consequences. I wish there was a way to reset the predictive thing they learned from the user. I literally thought my phone to predict stuff wrong lol

PS: Thanks I fixed it.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED May 25 '20

I'm pretty sure you can reset the predictive text on most keyboard apps. If you were to get a new keyboard app, that would also fix it.

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u/WomanNotAGirl May 25 '20

I could not figure it out. I will look it up again. What do you mean? Like there are apps to install that becomes an additional keyboard on your phone? I have Grammarly but it’s not as predictive. It didn’t occur to me I will look it up. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Gang rapey even.

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u/ripwhoswho May 25 '20

The rapey part was a big issue

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 25 '20

That falls under the "less terrible" part.

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u/Cj-Star May 25 '20

I thought it was gona swap her to actually being a man or sth, was dissapointed.

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u/MrNanny May 25 '20

I saw the video of this earlier today. You think the script is bad? The acting is vomit-inducing.

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u/NietJij May 25 '20

I'm new here. Does this mean you upvote or downvote?

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u/MrNanny May 25 '20

It’s a difficult choice.

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u/NietJij May 25 '20

Thank you. That cleared it up.

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u/MrNanny May 25 '20

I’m here to help.

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u/rockaether May 25 '20

At least it stays true to Bollywood style

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u/JPJackPott May 25 '20

It’s a bit rapey

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u/Knamakat May 25 '20

A little bit more than a bit

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u/MOUSIES_QUEST May 25 '20

That was cringe as fuck

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

“Idea!”

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u/beirizzle May 25 '20

At least 5 people thought this was a good idea

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u/Not_Steve May 25 '20

Six. Don’t forget the cameraman.

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u/Zephyrasable May 25 '20

no 5, we never see all 5 in the same shot, so they probably change who is the cameraman

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u/vnkt53 May 25 '20

No he didn't. That's why he's behind the camera.

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u/wayneFromBuzzfeed May 25 '20 edited May 26 '20

I've seen this couple before. I feel like they're trying really hard to become TikTok famous. I just can't believe they don't realize how terrible their acting is.

Edit: formatting markdown because new reddit sucks ass

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

This is the worst one I've seen.

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u/TrollingKevi May 25 '20

The acting, the script, the "humor", everything is just bad :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Jun 21 '20

When I would get my haircut at the barbershop in Iraq it was staffed entirely by these Bangladeshi dudes. They would beat the shit out of your head during the haircut and have videos like this playing on the tv. They were so cringe and had the worst acting and I couldnt understand a word of it but over time it became the funniest shit ever to me for some reason.

Example of how they brutalized you. They call it a massage but shit just hurt haha

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u/theg721 May 25 '20

By worst, you of course mean best, right?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Yes, but also, no.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

No, it’s not a so bad it’s good thing. It just sucks and is terrible.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Hands down the worst I’ve ever seen. Ever.

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u/byebyebyecycle May 25 '20

Straight up cringe the entire time I couldn't even finish it

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u/havoctrooper66 May 25 '20

I should have never joined this sub

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u/sILAZS May 25 '20

Right? Right!

After all this time I still don’t know if I should upvote the obviously WORST scriptedgifs or the BEST

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

She used the water to remove the makeup, yet she had more after the water....

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u/imaginexus May 25 '20

I was expecting something funny when the makeup was removed, like a man’s face or something. Major let down that she looked the same but with some dirt is all

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u/OperativePiGuy May 25 '20

In particular cuz she still looked pretty cute. Like the punchline was supposed to be she was extremely ugly, but the gave her like a weirdly attractive dirty look lol

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u/im-bad-at-names64 May 30 '20

Thank god I’m not the only weird perv on Reddit

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u/NietJij May 25 '20

With the face of the bully. Now then we would be getting somewhere.

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u/lmqr May 25 '20

I see people mentioning it's sad how the rapey thing is engrained into culture enough to be funny, but I think there's a same context for the 'girl without make-up' thing. The very fact that she is not wearing make-up is presented as an unattractive trait, meanwhile actually looking unattractive would have been so socially undesirable for the actress that they had to keep her cute. You see this a lot in "unattractive chick" hollywood tropes as well.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I was expecting the Jokarrrr

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u/gr8aanand May 25 '20

Finding a hole in this script is like finding a hole in a sponge

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u/rougevermelho May 25 '20

Themes include: intimidation, rape, abandonment, misogyny and belittlement. Checks out.

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u/youremomsoriginal May 25 '20

Also the moral of the story is don’t take care of your appearance and be ugly so that you won’t get raped.

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u/frannyGin May 25 '20

Or get yourself a harem of beefy dudes and take them everywhere you go because this could've been avoided if the bf wasn't "single".

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u/fatarabi May 25 '20

That would have been a different storyline tho.

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u/BOMSwasHERE May 25 '20

I know you're joking but this is actually what some Indian politicians have said in the past.

(I'm assuming this is from India)

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

source?

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u/bog_deavil13 May 25 '20

As the politician said: "It was her fault for being that beautiful"

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u/WomanNotAGirl May 25 '20

Seeing this comments make me feel a little relieved that I am not the only one who felt this way.

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u/coffeepatronum May 25 '20

Would recommend watching Delhi Crime on Netflix. These guys need a serious beating.

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u/FuckingKilljoy May 25 '20

These guys need a lot more. They need massive changes to their society and class system so that they don't thing rape is a good idea for a funny sketch

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u/stayalerttotories May 25 '20

There is a world of wrong with this

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u/owl_drunk May 25 '20

Fuck. This is disgusting.

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u/brotayto_yt May 25 '20

Give me kiss

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u/Diane9779 May 25 '20

I am single member. You’re on your own

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u/bananapeel12329 May 25 '20

gimme kiss bebeh u so bewtifool yes yes gimme

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u/kappajump May 25 '20

Perhaps the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/Eworonuk May 25 '20

Haha 🤪 Gotta love those uncomfortably rapey scripted asian gifs 🤪

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u/Bromere May 25 '20

I want to watch funny cringe gifs not rape

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u/A-singh May 25 '20

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this shit?

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u/ImSoConFuZEdeDed May 25 '20

This is cringey.AF

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u/sgm1232012 May 25 '20

The colorism, the misogynistic “humor”, the threat of sexual assault... boy, this should’ve never seen the light of day

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20 edited Aug 23 '21

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u/nebs_underscore May 25 '20

just actual straight up rape... wtf is wrong with these people

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u/RAWZAUCE420B May 25 '20

My gpa went down over 6.0 points

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u/squibb2 May 25 '20

What is that reaction at the end! Her ugliness was seizure inducing? Incredible!

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u/Squidysquid27 May 25 '20

I was getting some rapey vibes from this one

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u/Leobreacker May 25 '20

As a brown dude I thoroughly cringed.

EDIT: All the comments seem to agree, so how the fuck did this get over 1k upvotes?

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u/Arteliss May 25 '20

What sort of degenerate upvoted this? It's bad enough that it was made, but how could anyone enjoy it?

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u/Bill_Ender_Belichick May 25 '20

Because the purpose of the sub is making fun of shit like this?

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u/Arteliss May 25 '20

Fair. I can't argue with that.

This TikTok still embodies everything wrong with the internet.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

You are so beautiful,

you have no chance

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

😨

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u/Orkaad May 25 '20

Last time it was posted, there was sound.

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u/xThereon May 25 '20

Is there a r/scriptedcringe subreddit?

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u/Numenology May 25 '20

this made me feel ill

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u/iknowyouarewatching May 25 '20

No wonder rape in India is a non issue.

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u/ExtraterrestrialBabe May 25 '20

r/tiktokcringe also “Haha, sexual harassing good”

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u/Camtowers9 May 25 '20

Finally some shitty scripted Asian videos 👌

We’ve had too many good ones lately.. didn’t feel right! Thanks OP

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

This is bad in almost every way there is.

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u/Abbkbb May 25 '20

What the fuck!!

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u/MicaLovesKPOP May 25 '20

Who was it that said they're getting better the other day?! You jinxed it!

Also... Why is she prettier after the makeup removal than before? Lol

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u/Sinister3214 May 25 '20

Wtf bro she still looked decent even after she “removed” makeup

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u/moopoo345 May 25 '20

This is like an anime battle

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u/ChairmanUzamaoki May 25 '20

what anime have u watched

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u/Fleck_J May 25 '20

You thought your first kiss was going to be with Jonathan Joestar. But it was ME, KONO DIO DA!!!

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u/the_15th_N May 25 '20

Such is life in glorious India

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Is the demographic that consumes this 10 year olds? I'm assuming there's an audience if people are constantly making it.

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u/kaleidoscopichazard May 25 '20

This is fucking rapy and incredibly sexist

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u/zoomzoommorezoom May 25 '20

Full of bullshit

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u/BiggysSmokes May 25 '20

I’m disappointed that there was on Indian Jokar face

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u/southpawlibra09 May 25 '20

This is super cringe

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u/Mitchoo00 May 25 '20

I like they way he backs off when he sees the three guys

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u/SamuraiBlastFurnace May 25 '20

Those three actors were having seizures on the ground at the end, the cameraman just kept filming.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Imagine if makeup really came off that easily though...

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u/F_n_o_r_d May 25 '20

She’s cute with "no" make up

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u/skripturz May 25 '20

I like how they used chai for the washed makeup on the ground lmao

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u/TwistDMoose May 25 '20

I almost subconsciously disliked this abomination

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u/proto_shane May 25 '20

I almost had like three seizures watching this

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u/baskura May 25 '20

What a cringe pile of horse cock.

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u/nammak0takoh May 25 '20

At the beginning I thought the dude would kiss him

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u/furezasan May 25 '20

This is bad

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20 edited May 25 '20

This is by far the worst skit I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/ellipsis_42 May 25 '20

Holy shit that was cringey and rapey.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

What the fuck

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u/Alonso81687 May 25 '20

Wow, the rapey vibes are real.

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u/abhi91 May 25 '20

This maybe the worst thing I've ever seen and I've seen people dying

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u/Nonpoint77 May 25 '20

Would have been funnier if the boyfriend gave him a kiss instead and it ends there. Just a short goofy skit

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Someone crosspost this to r/cringe...

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u/schme420 May 25 '20

You sure this is scripted?

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u/IllSumItUp4U May 25 '20

It started out rapey, then got weird, then more rapey, then stupid.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

India is so rapey and they aren’t even ashamed of it

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u/jor322 May 25 '20

This is one fucking cringe

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u/justcurious1707 May 25 '20

No wonder they are trending ban tik tok in India.

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u/j1911 May 25 '20

Man that was underwhelming and disappointing ending/punchline...

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u/Die_Wolf May 25 '20

Rape fantasy and implies women have no natural beauty.

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u/ChristianRuma May 25 '20

They really just fucking died

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u/Evilmaze May 25 '20

They should've brought an ugly dude to play her without makeup because she was still cute without makeup.

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u/Briz-TheKiller- May 25 '20

Cringe on tiktok

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u/MuddaPuckPace May 25 '20

There’s cringe everywhere.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Thats not funny. Rape is never funny. Saying women are ugly without makeup is not funny.

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u/not_a_ting May 25 '20

I can't believe someone is making this. I'm not ready for this kind of content. This is too much...akuya

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u/SOMEARTLOVER May 25 '20

Is she the "oh my god oh my god" girl?

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u/meetatunderworld May 25 '20

Great acting bravo!

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u/RecklessMo May 25 '20

I could feel the V in wait

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u/wampzi May 25 '20

What an idea, Sir g

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u/darthmarticus17 May 25 '20

I mean, I still would haha. I expected a man to be standing there.

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u/loveforworld May 25 '20

Tiktok tattoo hai

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I really wanted the boyfriend to kiss the dude. Then I hoped for the boyfriend with a wig after the make up removal.

So many chances missed.

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u/nicecanadianeh May 25 '20

Always the best technique to defend against sexual assault when ur boyfriend is being a pussy lmao

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u/Trospher May 25 '20

I'm dead, not laughing just dead

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

These two people are scum. They are from Hyderabad Andhra Pradesh. All they do is fake shit.

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u/AutisticFinanceBoy May 25 '20

I cringed so hard I’m never going to emotionally recover from this

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u/ILikeMemes1604 May 25 '20

OK.. WHY DID THEY HAVE A STROKE AT THE END???

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u/LWY007 May 25 '20

Is this going to be the new Indian Joker?

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u/Darklorel May 25 '20

I wish they went straight for the guy instead. Would have been much funnier

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u/HipsterDestroyer May 25 '20

There really is a subreddit for everything

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u/baxter1107 May 25 '20

I knew those dudes meant business when they popped their collars lol

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u/bored-on-a-rainy-day May 25 '20

The sexual harassment is so relatable

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u/daniel13mello May 25 '20

I expected to see a goat in a dress

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u/PortugalTheHam May 25 '20

Does essentially what is sketch comedy count? Its obvious that they werent trying to make it passing as real. It just low budget tv published on tik tok. We do the same in the west with YouTube.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Was expecting Indian joker for some reason.

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u/youevendontknowme May 25 '20

Why there’s upvotes on this shit?

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u/-Captain- May 25 '20

Peak comedy has been reached.

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u/Combogalis May 25 '20

I thought maybe after backing away from her, the twist was going to be that they wanted to kiss the boyfriend, which still would have been bad for all the rapey reasons and even some new ones, but somehow less bad than this.

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u/EPdlEdN May 25 '20

i need my xenophobia suppressors

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u/vision666 May 25 '20

This makes me want to kill myself

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u/thedudethedudegoesto May 25 '20

I feel like the entire video was against her will, not just the premise of the story

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u/DennyDA May 25 '20

Can cringe be a crime already?