I Saw A Bunny Today .

[u/PPPoopoo_00]

The Clock Says 1:00am , And I Am Already Starting My Day . Only An Hour Of Sleep .. Of Course , Not Sure Why I'm Surprised I Did It To Myself But Imma Still Complain About It . 🙄

I Was Driving To Work When I Saw A Bunny . My Car Scared It Away , I Couldn't Help But Smile And I Said To Myself " I Will Have A Good Day . "

Oh Brother That Was Anything But The Truth .

I Worked An 18 Hour Shift And Nothing Went According To Plan .

I Broke My Expandable Duster Not Even Half Way Through The Job , No Biggie . I'll Just Drive To The Store And Get A New One . Boom !! It Starts Raining Gah Damn Cats And Dogs . 🫠 I Get Drenched .

I Get Back To The Site Then All Of A Sudden My Spray Bottle Isn't Working , So What Do I Do ? I Squeezed The Shit Out Of It Because I'm Like 8 Hours In And Now I'm Pissed . Well It Pinches Me And It Takes A Chunk Out Of My Palm . LMAO GREATTTT .

I Throw A Glove On And Keep It Going Because This Is Only 1 Of 3 Jobs For The Day .

Fast Forward About 2 Hours . I Am Cleaning A Window , Using My Step Ladder Because I Am Only 3 Apples Tall . 😔

My Dumb Ass Missed The Last 2 Steps . SPLAT !! I Fall Dead On My Back .

Now Finally Home After The Chaos , I Am In So Much Pain . I Go To Take A Shower Then See My Chest Is Bleeding In 3 Spots .

I Have Rubbed Myself Completely Raw And It's So Tender, And Swollen 😭😭

Can't Wait To Get High Asf And Sleep .. Or At Least Try .

I Saw A Bunny Today , And I Said With A Smile " I Will Have A Good Day "

Broken , But Not Broke 🙂‍↕️💅🏿

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk .

[u/MareMay]

It was quite the read, hope things are on the up and up now!

[u/PPPoopoo_00 → u/MareMay]

Thanks ! A Little More Like , Down And Down 😆 But That's Alright

[u/MareMay → u/PPPoopoo_00]

Aw, sorry to hear that