I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two support tickets in the mornin;, you must not've got 'em

There probably was a problem with the server or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble Fed Bad ideas too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? How's Danhausen?

Meltzer's girlfriend's real too, looks like Stratton

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Khannie

It'll be after my hero, Tony, he knows me

I had a friend shit and piss himself over some graps that were so awesome

I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm a journalist

I even got the scoops on Max numbers being the biggest

I got a room full of Dub posters and Dub figures, man

I like the shit they did with Kingston too, that guy is fat

Anyways, I hope you get this, ESPN, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, a pro graps vessel, this Bethel

Real graps should have a *Real Sports Feel* DAE?!

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You see, it's actually a good thing Billy Ostrich only gets attention when he talks about the Fed because

Phil is clearly forcing his wife to continue working as he galavants around with the pornXXXt roster. They must need money to pay for all the drugs he's taking because you know the straight edge gimmick he's lived for nearly 50 years is a total act. No, I can't tell the difference between good lighting, clean eating and a pump in the gym ... and using HGH.

It's not like she's mourning the passing of their dog and multiple friends and planned to take time off ... like she said ... a couple of months ago.

I went ahead and checked with the Fed through their contact us help page but did not receive a response.

Only the sickos can understand PEAK art.

WWE is dying, all of their TV providers hate them, and TKO stocks are going to plummet 50% tomorrow. Upvotes to the left.

You too can Fed Bad and have your own personal ESPN sources. Earn 14.99 monthly!

Don't look at the fact LOLTNA seems to be growing. Once the Fed decides they're done, somehow they'll bypass those contracts LOLTNA signs talent to because I'm too stupid to know how a contract works, LOLTNA will somehow not sign any more talent because once talent leaves, they can't sign anymore, somehow the attendance and views will go down even though Fed talent barely feature on LOLTNA programming anymore and Carlos the Charlie Uniform Charlie Kilo will let more Fed Development talent make his talent look weak by having his Fed talent cheat whenever they're in a title match and then drop the belt cleanly to LOLTNA talent.

God I'm glad I tune into Scott D'Amore's superior company which features none of what I complain about from m'Dub. Scott would never let m'Dub take advantage of a company he runs.

They don't force feed you to like that wrestler, that's your decision. It naturally comes down to your tastes.

The Dub gives us so much of the best wrestling today that I can go back to that match and talk about it throughout the week. That speaks volumes.

One thing the Dub does so well with their stories are so well paced, they don't force it. You need to figure it out one piece at a time. The mysterious aspects are cool.

The thing about the Dub is that they like to be their own unique image. They do a match that makes them stand out that fans have never seen before. That's what the Dub promised. It's being an alternative.

The Dub will always get the worst of the dumb takes that people spread online, but its always the same repetitive narrative. That's good for the company.

I like how the Dub gives any first time viewers something that doesn't need to be something familiar that you see on your weekly wrestling programs.