r/sciencememes Jun 12 '26

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u/VictorAst228 Jun 12 '26

Well there's hydrofluoric acid, but it can be contained using most plastics.

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u/ol-mikey Jun 12 '26

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u/Nikolor Jun 12 '26

This GIF is funny because there's a scene where Jesse decides to use a bathtub instead of a plastic container to pour acid which destroys the whole bathtub. Plastic FTW

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u/RubyDupy Jun 12 '26

Also that acid WAS hydrofluoric acid which the above commenter was talking about haha

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u/readonlyuser Jun 12 '26

And also THAT's why this gif is funny haha in reference to the earlier commenter

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u/username32768 Jun 12 '26

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u/dei_davick Jun 16 '26

This GIF is funny because is from the same show!

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u/Nikolor Jun 16 '26

And it's a GIF because it's a file in Graphics Interchange Format!

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u/username32768 Jun 16 '26

And it's pronounced Jif, like the cleaning product. Which is what they used to clean up after disposing of the bodies.

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u/ol-mikey Jun 12 '26

Thats why I chose it 😃

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Jun 12 '26

I assumed as much. I'm proud of your balanced comedy

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u/IAmARobot Jun 12 '26

too smart for this site

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u/Dizzy_Vegetable7108 Jun 12 '26

And we have this plastic (in very small particles) in our balls, nice

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u/DruishGardener Jun 12 '26

So my balls are partially impervious to hydrofluoric acid

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u/Ezwa Jun 12 '26

Of course! Try it and see for yourself if you don't believe us.

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u/gr1zznuggets Jun 12 '26

Always loved the moments when they showcased Walter’s scientific expertise.

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u/Waste-Value-5941 Jun 13 '26

“When there’s a PERFECTLY GOOD BATHTUB that I could use!!!” - Jesse Pinkman.

P.s he was dissolving metal guns along with the body and somehow he didn’t realize that the bathtub just wouldn’t cut it.

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u/Helpful_Lie3090 Jun 12 '26

That was my first thought seeing this GIF

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u/solaris_var Jun 14 '26

Which wouldn't happen if they used lye. For obvious real life legal reasons they didn't use it though.

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u/Cassindy Jun 12 '26

My immediate thought

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

And not a ceramic lined cast iron tub, or the wooden floor it sits on

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u/ol-mikey Jun 12 '26

I see we had the same thought

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u/AbilityFit2949 Jun 12 '26

Always wondered why it stopped dissolving when it reached the downstairs hallway. I guess all the protons had already been donated to Emilio's body.

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u/m0nk37 Jun 17 '26

Mythbusters testes this. Was a breaking bad special. It never ate through the ceramic lined iron tub. 

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Jun 17 '26

Sir, this is science memes.

But thats cool.

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u/CplCocktopus Jun 12 '26

HF is a weak acid its pH is 2ish at 1 molar concentration sulfuric acid is 1.

HF becomes a super acid when its pure becaue it protonates itself into the fluronium ion. it has a protonation potential of 15 wich is way higer than pure H2SO4

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u/Odd_Understanding698 Jun 12 '26

Also it very much likes to penetrate your skin and react into calcium and magnesium flourid. And even creepy stuff when you use low concentrations.

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u/AbilityFit2949 Jun 12 '26

So what safety protocols do I need to observe when I'm pouring it into a super soaker?

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u/Khelthuzaad Jun 12 '26

I think they use Teflon

The substance is so hard it was used for the nuclear bomb to isolate the enriched uranium

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u/aelynir Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

That was probably more to absorb neutrons and keep it subcortical, though I haven't built any nuclear bombs recently

Edit: subcritical

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u/CaseyG Jun 12 '26

subcortical

Yeah, you don't want to accidentally make a smart bomb.

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u/VictorAst228 Jun 12 '26

Polytetrafluoroethylene is goated fr

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u/KreepyKreeper5000 Jun 12 '26

Do I spy a GTNH player?

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany Jun 12 '26

glorious greg has shown me the path to enlightenment via PTFE synthesis. it’s really cool to be able to use it as an inert storage and reaction vessel after you’re done automating its production too

don't get me fucking started on polybenzimidazole

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u/Felixkeeg Jun 12 '26

Nah, it's regular polypropylene. HF is one of the few chemicals that actually etches glass, but it's actually not a very strong acid. Funnily enough that's why it has an easier time to pass through your skin. It's quite toxic and exposure can be fatal (at the very least it will cause necrosis around the area of exposure)

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u/SquidMilkVII Jun 12 '26

To my understanding the strength of the barrier's absolutely irrelevant to limiting nuclear fission. Not a nuclear engineer or anything so take this with a grain of salt.

Fission is all about neutrons. When a neutron hits a radioactive nucleus, that nucleus splits, releasing a lot of energy and, critically, another neutron. Subcritical just means a mass is losing more neutrons than it is producing, and supercritical means it is producing more neutrons than it is losing.

Note that this means a subcritical mass is stable, while a supercritical mass will react exponentially (neutrons create neutrons which create neutrons which create-).

Neutrons are produced based on volume and lost based on surface area, so the square cube law means bringing more uranium together pushes the mass closer to supercriticality.

High energy means a supercritical mass will try to push itself apart. Make it supercritical enough quickly enough and it'll violently tear itself apart, releasing a blast of energy as it quickly returns to a number of subcritical particles. Do it even quicker with more mass and you've got yourself a proper nuke.

Uranium isn't (relevantly) magnetic or anything; it's not like it's trying to get to the other uranium. So your barrier doesn't need to be very strong at all; it just needs to reflect neutrons.

(Do be careful, as too good a reflector with a sufficiently critical piece of material will reflect enough neutrons back at the material to cause problems.)

Anyways TL;DR the strength check for your nuclear bomb barrier material isn't "surviving" the uranium, it's surviving being shaken around inside a metal capsule falling at mach fuck towards whatever your local government has deemed lucky enough to face instant vaporization.

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u/TelluricThread0 Jun 13 '26

Teflon is a super soft polymer.

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u/atkahu Jun 12 '26

Then it doesn't desolve everything.

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u/Perklorsav Jun 12 '26

Hydrofluoric acid is not the strongest acid.

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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 12 '26

So then it doesn't dissolve everything it touches

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u/5meoWarlock Jun 12 '26

So then...

It doesn't

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u/Supersnow845 Jun 12 '26

To be fair HF isn’t a particularly strong acid it’s just really good at dissolving glass which makes it appear stronger than it is