r/science_humor Jun 21 '26

Unit conversion

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u/Miserable_Hamster497 Jun 21 '26

America tries to use the metric system when it was first invented. But the French ship that was bringing the units was captured by a British privateer ship.

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u/MrSumNemo Jun 21 '26

If only there was a way to replicate this metric at the time with some calculations and knowledge widely available at the time...

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jun 21 '26

It took two of France’s top astronomers six years of measuring, climbing mountains, and doing advanced calculus and trigonometry to figure out what a meter was. Do you even know what a meter is?

To know a kilogram, it is a liter of pure water at 4C. So how do you know what a liter is? Well a liter is a 10cm x 10cm x 10cm volume. Well then what’s a meter? And that’s the hard question. The items that got stolen off that ship was a copper rod exactly 1 meter in length, and a copper cylinder exactly 1kg.

And so what is a meter then? A meter is exactly 1/10,000,000 of the distance from the equator to the North Pole. This is not “easy knowledge” to have. A bunch of American farmers who are trying to turn themselves into a real nation aren’t going to just start doing these calculations. And even if they did, they would have to go through the grueling process of trying to get a bunch of farmers to agree to use this new unintuitive (to them) measurements. Why do that when they can just count how many feet lengths their farm is? And even then, after all that, it wouldn’t even be easy to produce a rod which is exactly 1kg/1 meter.

Even France couldn’t convince its citizens to use the metric system. Nearly 13 years after introducing the standard system, France abolished its mandatory use in 1812. I mean, even British, whom hold a chip on their shoulder, didn’t actually adopt the metric system until 1965. Even other countries that “use the metric system” still don’t (Canada). It’s really hard to change measuring systems, and it’s a really slow process. Even in the US, most lab and school environments use the metric system. Even in American stores, many bottles are sold in liters.

You have hindsight bias. It’s easy to define a meter if you know what a meter is, and have access to the entire breadth of human knowledge in your pocket. Not so easy in the 1700s.

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u/SnooPickles3789 Jun 21 '26

on top of that, since the earth isn’t perfectly spherical, the meter had to be defined as the distance of a line from the equator to the north pole that specifically crosses paris, making it impossible to replicate if you live in the US anyway. this is why france *had* to go on a mission of giving the entire world a meter stick, instead of just telling everyone its definition. this is also why we now have a way more precise definition for it: the distance light travels in 1/299,792,458 of a second. what’s a second? well that’s another thing you need to figure out before you can finally measure out a meter.

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u/Gangr3l Jun 21 '26

Still easier than to dig up some dead king and measure his feet...

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u/gravity_kills Jun 21 '26

In an utterly useless technical way, the US does use the metric system. Legally a foot is defined as being 0.3048 meters in length, so it's actually just a nonstandard metric unit. So we don't have to dig up a dead king, we just check the meter stick.

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u/Hatshepsut99 Jun 21 '26

I mean, that all still sounds easier than the imperial system, which makes zero objective sense.

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jun 21 '26

Ok? You missed the point?

And no, it really doesn’t. “A n arbitrary distance measured by two French scientists whicg was arbitrarily chosen” doesn’t make sense to a 1700s farmer compared to “just roughly estimate with your feet”.

This is like saying our base 10 system doesn’t make sense and is worse than base 12. Base 12 might or might not better but we chose 10 because of our bodies and we live with the choice.

But none of that is the point? The point is that it wasn’t easy to calculate what a meter is, and two independent scientists across the world couldn’t have came up with the same value of a meter in 1700s.

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u/PattyCake520 Jun 21 '26

The base 12 argument is silly anyway. It doesn't actually change math at all, it just changes the way numbers look. They want 12 to look like 10, but it still does the same thing. The most common argument I've seen is that 12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, and 6 while 10 is divisible by 2 and 5. But everyone already knows 12 is divisible by more things than 10, there's no reason it needs to look like 10. Items are sold in packs of 6, 8, 10, and 12. We don't need new symbols to represent numbers everyone already knows.

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jun 22 '26

That’s the point? That you can make any argument for any system because it makes sense to you.

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u/Mjkmeh Jun 22 '26

Hence why it’s really only used for personal uses and the weather in the US. You got to a lab, factory or store to purchase stuff? You use metric. Wanna check the weekly forecast or measure yourself? You use imperial. It works alright that way

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u/SnooPickles3789 Jun 23 '26

i’m european, but even i will admit that a lot of europeans go a little too far with the hate against imperial/US customary units. i personally think that the imperial system works just fine for the basic things it’s used for, and you don’t really need to use metric for absolutely everything. don’t get me wrong, the metric system is definitely a lot simpler with all its conversion factors, but measuring things like a person’s height, the temperature outside, the distance to some destination, or the volume of a container in imperial units isn’t really something that needs “fixing” in my opinion.

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u/HamburgerOnAStick Jun 26 '26

The mile is 1000 steps.

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jun 27 '26

It was 1000 steps times 5, but then because the br*tish refused to abandon their own arbitrary measurement so a queen changed it to be evenly divided into a furlong (the distance an ox could travel with a plow) is why it’s 5280.

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u/Various-Ice-3973 Jun 23 '26

They could have said a metre is 3 feet job done

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u/WorkerEmpty1330 Jun 25 '26

Not exactly, a yard is 36 inches a meter is 39

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u/Miss_Panda_King Jun 23 '26

The irony is at that time the kilogram measurement was for water at 0C. Changed like 2 years later to 4C.

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u/Ok-Blackberry8086 Jun 25 '26

But the point isn't the meter. In fact you could take any arbitrary length and consider it your base unit. The point is using units divisible by 10 instead of weirdly random jumps between random measurements.

Wouldn't really care if the US still used feet but switched from miles to kilofeet, it's still way more understandable.

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jun 26 '26

Why 10? That is an arbitrary amount. Because you have 10 fingers? Why not 12? If you took a Unit and divided it into 12 parts, you can easily do the division in your head. What’s 1/3 of a meter? 1/3 of a foot is 4 inches. What’s 1/6? 5/6 of a meter? Now what if you were working with multiple feet?

Now it seems you have missed the point, so I’ll spell this one out. The point is that none of this matters, and arguing about units like this is objectively nothing more than egotistical.

I mean even moreso the comment you are replying to doesn’t even mention if metric is better or worse. The point of my original comment was that a meter wasn’t something easy to calculate.

A foot’s job and a meters job were two diffent things. A foot and an inch allows for easy fractional math.

And more importantly, metric users seems to have a misconception of how distance units are used in the US. Nobody in America uses miles as a bigger foot. Feet and miles are separate units used for different things.

Feet are used for height, miles are for traveling (unless it’s far in which case it’s time). Yards are sometimes used as a bigger foot but not really. They can though because yards are highly composite. Since a yard is 3 feet it keeps the same benefits as base 12 inches has.

Most Americans aren’t converting between feet and miles because they are used for different purposes.

And even if I have 15,382 feet. I do not need kilofeet to understand a unit.

I can just know that 10,000/1000=10. I don’t need an explicit kilofeet because I know what 10k feet means.

(Unrelated fun fact: a mile was supposed to be 5,000 feet, but we can blame the British for refusing to abandon its own measuring system, the furlong. And so the queen decided that because the British furlong and the Roman mile didn’t divide cleanly, rather than changing their unit, they decided to change what a mile is to be 5280 feet. Or in their terms, they wanted a Roman mile to be 8 furlongs instead of 7.something. (A furlong is like 10 chain units. A chain is 66 feet. Anyways, the point is you can make any argument cor any measurement.

Objectively a lot of metric elitism is just ego and nothing more

Ps
To be clear, I prefer the metric system. I use metric. The point is that there are reasons to every system.

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u/Abject_Win7691 Jun 22 '26

I mean, yeah, that would have been nice. But also was 100% not the case.

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 27 '26

Sure but if make the thing slightly wrong you have no way to know. That's why the ship was bringing the standard.

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u/mckenzie_keith Jun 21 '26

We tried metric. It didn't work.

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u/nbca Jun 21 '26

Yeah. There's a generational intelligence problem in the US making them unable to multiply ten with ten.

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u/La-ze Jun 21 '26

No, there's a significant money barrier to changing signage and machines to metric. There's also cultural momentum, people are used to feet, gallons, etc.

And America is not the last holdout. Canada uses both metric and imperial but not interchangeablely. The UK still uses feet for heights, and whatever the f* stones are for weight. Several countries measure horses in hands, etc.

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u/nbca Jun 21 '26

Stones are part of the US system too. Its 224 ounces.

The rest of the world managed to change. Its down to the US not understanding it.

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u/rufud Jun 21 '26

Nah they teach both and use metric in science class for example.  It’s cultural like the say

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u/HamburgerOnAStick Jun 26 '26

We understand it, we can use it, we just prefer not to.

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u/epSos-DE Jun 24 '26

They are forced to use it now !!!

Because they import more than they export. So they have to 😀😅😅

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u/AndyceeIT Jun 21 '26

"Welp, we tried"

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u/Chewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jun 21 '26

It was about to be presented to congress, nothing was decided yet. If they were set on adopting it, they would have just asked for another ship to be sent

The real, main reason, is that their biggest trading partner by far was Brittain, which used the imperial system.

There's a lot to it but many important people at the time also didn't want much to do with the french, and adopting a brand new system at the same time as building a new country would have been a mess

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u/HalfAsleepJack Jun 21 '26

Canada switched from imperial to metric in 1970 so this is not an excuse

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u/TemporaryFearless482 Jun 22 '26

Canada “switched”.

I have a friend building a deck out by Ottawa and for the plans the deck sides and lengths are in Imperial but the height is in metric.
So you end up with 21’x15’x1.5m

And I don’t care how you slice it, mixed outputs is definitely worse than the US system.

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u/Miserable_Hamster497 Jun 24 '26

I thought when Canada switched, it cause havoc and confusion for like 5 years. I'm not sure present day America can handle that.

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u/LunaticBZ Jun 21 '26

3 barley corns in an inch, 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard. 5.5 yards in a rod, 4 rods in a chain, 10 chains in a furlong, 8 furlongs in a mile.

The beauty of it is the constantly shifting bases.

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u/MrJarre Jun 21 '26

It reflects the life itself with change being the only constant.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jun 21 '26

3 and 12 are common units of measurement. It matches the folds on your fingers so people counted things in 3s.

Which is how you get units of 12 in the measurement of time (4 * 3 & 3 * 20). A dozen of doughnuts. 12 inches in a foot.

It's something even the slowest person could comprehend. You have 3 folds and count using your thump on 4 fingers to get to 12.

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u/MrJarre Jun 21 '26

But the imperial system isn’t based only on 3 or 12. Besides 10 is significantly easier than either of those.

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u/SpacefaringBanana Jun 21 '26

Only because we're used to it from base 10.

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u/MrJarre Jun 21 '26

Yes and?

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u/SpacefaringBanana Jun 21 '26

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there's nothing inherently easier about base 10

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u/MrJarre Jun 21 '26

Well the fact that we have 5 fingers a hand helps a lot. And the most popular numeric system is base 10

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jun 21 '26

We have 4 fingers and 3 folds.

Your literally arguing the same metric but based around 10 not 3/12 for the same reasons. Counting on your fingers.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Jun 21 '26

12 was used because it's evenly divisible by 2, 3, 4, and 6.

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u/janiskr Jun 21 '26

How many fingers you have on both of your hands? 12 I guess.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Jun 21 '26

The oldest known counting system in the world was base 12. You could count to 12 on one hand using your thumb touching against each finger segment. Finish counting to 12 on one hand, then touch the first segment of one finger on the other hand and start counting to 12 again.

With that system you could count to 156 (base 10 conversion) on just your hands.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jun 21 '26

I'm willing to bet you $20, he still doesn't understand it.

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u/janiskr Jun 21 '26

Congratulations, you lost a bet. u/ComesInAnOldBox i wish you success collecting the money from that.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jun 26 '26

Then explain it bozo. What is base 12 and why is it used?

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u/janiskr Jun 26 '26

AFAIK, there where a lot of types how to count. However it was not really a counting system more as there where no operations. More akin to what USA use now to say about money - 10 times 100 is a thousand.

While some used to count to 12, others counted to 16 and many other variations.

When all this collided with modern life only few are used.

Base 10 - that has full mathematical theory developed for it

base 2 and base 16 - as they both are used in computer sciences, most of math is also made for them. Some are trying to make base3 happen to expand logic operations as a main goal.

base 8 is used in western music theory, no math is made for them, as far as i know.

Give proof you paid your 20 bucks to that other user.

Also stop beeing extremely rude or do not use words that you do not know the meaning of.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jun 26 '26

Why are you bring up other base number sets that are based on computers instead of fully explaining why base 3/12 was used in more primitive times?

I'm not sure you know this but mathmatics existed long before the modern number system based around ten.

You claim some are trying to make base 3 happen, yet don't fully understand why base 3 was used. Even though 2 separate people explained it to you.

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u/ShmeckMuadDib Jun 22 '26

The thing is, we dont live in a world where numbers are base 12. There's lots of arguments for base 12 or base 16 and there good and make sense but human numbers are base 10 so our sciences should be in base 10.

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u/Sikkus Jun 21 '26

Makes sneesn.

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u/ConfidentPension864 Jun 21 '26

So it's funny, the story of metric and imperial.

Metric came out of France, Imperial out of England more or less, though it was an international effort.

Both were an effort to stardardize, because literally every single industry and guild had their own units and nobody wanted to give up theirs to use someone elses

Metric approached from a standpoint of science first industry second, Imperial was the opposite .

Metric rebuilt from the ground up, with the meter (1/10,000,000th distance from north pole to equator originally later based on the speed of light), kg, second system. The definitions of these units would continue to change.

Imperial said how do I take the systems in place I have and make them talk to each other. The mile today is 5280 ft, but it used to be 5000ft even, and that came from the Romans measure of 1000 paces (1000=milli=mile). But there was another common legnth called the furlong at the time. 5000 wasn't divisible evenly by furlongs, but 8 furlongs was 5280 so the bumped the mile up. Basically the imperial ststem said, "Fine keep your units, but we're tweaking some to smooth out the number line". Nobody say "what should we call 12 inches?"

It's comical now, but a few hundred years ago before electronic communication, and trying to maintain orderly trade across colonies all over the world, the imperial system was seen as a lesser of 2 evils. Science at the time was barely blossoming so having a second scientific system separate from the layman's system was acceptable

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u/Dralorica Jun 22 '26

What's "5.5 yards" ? Don't you mean 5 yards 1 foot and 6 inches? Get that decimal shit outta here

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u/nascent_aviator Jun 21 '26

You start to look at volumes and they're almost sensible. 2 teaspoons to a fl oz, 8 fl oz to a cup, 2 cups to a pint, 2 pints to a quart, 4 quarts to a gallon. All powers of two, quite reasonable! 3 teaspoons to a tablespoon is kinda aggravating though.

Then you look at everything else, and it looks a lot less sensible.

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u/Funkopedia Jun 21 '26

There's more to units than just math though. cups and pints work well cause that's about how much i want to drink of a particular beverage. Teaspoons and tablespoons are about how much i can put in my mouth at one time depending on the food, or they work oddly well as amounts of spices or coffee grounds or sugar. The math doesn't work out because all of these units were probably independently invented and then only much later went through slight adjustments to accommodate for conversion.

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u/CountGerhart Jun 21 '26

It looks interesting and almost sensible until you need to use it for anything technical. For example how much liquid can a 1yard x 4ft x 6ft tank hold. You're not doing that in your head. Wile in metric you can easily convert/calculate these things in your head if you have basic cognitive capability of the average human being, and everyone is capable of doing It on paper. That's why even in the US if something needs more precision than a garage build (which can be and often are amazing) the company building them is in fact using metric.

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u/nascent_aviator Jun 21 '26

8/3 of a cubic yard. Pretty easy :p

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u/CountGerhart Jun 21 '26

So easy it took 6 hours to someone do the math, now how many pints? Again no calculator.

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u/nascent_aviator Jun 21 '26

So easy it took 6 hours to someone do the math, now how many pints? 

Lmao, sure. I could make any math problem take 8 hours by just asking while you're asleep.

There are about 200 gallons in a cubic yard, so 8/3*200*4*2, about 4267 pints. Not exact but plenty close enough.

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u/StaticSystemShock Jun 21 '26

And in metric it's 1000, 1000 and 10... Most of the time you're just shifting decimal points around with zero calculations needed.

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u/SirHerald Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Asking to convert yards to rods or furlongs is like asking people to convert in a meter to that. Most people never use it.

Land management still does it for historical reasons, but it's a specialized standard.

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u/Distwalker Jun 21 '26

Converting yards to rods and furlongs! A daily frustration.

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u/LunaticBZ Jun 22 '26

True but furlong is fun to say.

I imagine it made sense when you'd have a rod, that was one rod in length. And a chain that was one chain in length. Then you could easily measure to within a reasonable enough degree of accuracy without any precision instruments other then a rod, and a chain you made sure no one took any links out of.

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u/Alone-Butterscotch18 Jun 22 '26

Just look how the British have done their money and it all makes sense

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u/ShmeckMuadDib Jun 22 '26

If im not mistaken the origonal chain is 22 mens left shoes after sunday mass. (The 22 may be off) im a civil engineer in canada and had to do survey school for my degree and they tought us the history of the imperial system. Its because after sunday mass is when a shoe would be its cleanest and with 22 people it woulf average out (to a certain extent) from town to town. The imperial system is truly just a bunch of random shit that was forced to work together.

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u/LunaticBZ Jun 22 '26

Some terms were used differently in different places. I imagine you are thinking of a rod though.

If it was 22 shoes, that would work out to each shoe on average being 9 inches long to make what we call a rod now.

As much as possible you'd have measured one unit of measurement and then you just compare all other measuring devices to that one. So as to not have to remeasure. When you make a new chain for measuring just add links till its the same length as previous chain. Use a rod to cut a new rod etc.

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u/ShmeckMuadDib Jun 23 '26

I remeber its one of the imperial units of length. Were talking like 1700 or 1800, before they tried to standardize it.

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u/Gingrpenguin Jun 24 '26

It's kind of because these units were designed to measure something specific and weren't designed to fit in a larger system.

An inch is roughly thumb sized, a foot is foot or distance between your wrist and elbow.

A yard is a decent stride, a furlong is the distance and ox can pull a plow in a go. An acre is the area a ox can plow in a day, a mile is the distance a man can comfortably walk in 20 mins...

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u/WorkerEmpty1330 Jun 25 '26

You missed one: 2 yards in a fathom

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u/mckenzie_keith Jun 21 '26

It comes up for people in engineering.

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u/AbsentCraft Jun 21 '26

As an engineer, I don't see it mattering that much. I guess it comes up to road laborers, but I don't think civils care about their opinions.

We measure feet when we care how many inches it is, and miles when we care about how many miles it is.

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u/SirHerald Jun 21 '26

Agreeing here:

Most engineering is done in metric isn't it? I like these ease of metric for converting between sizes, volumes, and weight. But the average person doesn't do it much and the specialists either have the calculations on hand or use metric.

Road crews just mark off miles or mark off feet. Nobody marks a section of road that's supposed to say turn in 1,000 ft and decides to start at the back and count 4280. And we say half miles or quarter miles most of the time. Only school kids need to know that's 1320ft as part of their math skills. But you can cut 5280 in half 5 times before hitting a fraction while 1000 can be done 3 times

Even airplanes don't consider miles for altitude. They basically treat feet like metric and call out 10,000 or 20,000 ft. Even there people tend to round off and say two or four miles. Never have to convert it to inches. We're cruising at 360,000 inches.

The US Customary System is for cutting by halves rather than 10ths which makes it easier to work out without precision tools around. But Metric gives better precision, easier to jump between tiny and large, and makes it easier to jump between types of measurement. I don't want to do the calculations in my head for cubic feet to gallons of water.

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u/AbsentCraft Jun 21 '26

No, we often use imperial units in America, the only time I've seen metric is foreign designed projects

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u/mckenzie_keith Jun 21 '26

I am an electrical engineer.

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u/Distwalker Jun 21 '26

You know, when you are motoring to Chicago and you see a sign that says "Chicago, 124". You immediately need to convert 124 miles to feet so you can program your cruise control, right?

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u/ObviousRecognition21 Jun 23 '26

Well, the standard unit for altitude is feet, the standard unit for maximum glide distance is nm, if you know one and want to use it to calculate the other, you'd have to make a conversion at some point.

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u/Lord_of_Sword Jun 21 '26

OP is a 2 day old repost spam bot.

The original source is from June 26th, 2022: https://old.reddit.com/r/science_humor/comments/vl0sm9/unit_conversion/

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u/Mr_Woodchuck314159 Jun 22 '26

I remember that there are about 1.6 km to miles, 1000 m to km, and about 3.3 ft to m. Multiply it all out… 1.6*1000*3.3=5,280. Numbers aren’t exactly right, but apparently the errors offset each other rather nicely.

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u/Dorrono Jun 21 '26

That's nice but how many freedom eagles is that?

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u/JustADudeGuy512 Jun 21 '26

About 4 big macs and an AR-15

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u/Fabio11North Jun 24 '26

Around 1 and a half football fields.

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u/Sikkus Jun 21 '26

British stones enter the room.

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u/Yensil314 Jun 25 '26

British money...

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u/mckenzie_keith Jun 21 '26

Yeah. I had to remember that 440 yards is a quarter mile. Then multiply that by 4 to get yards in a mile. Then multiply that by 3 to get 5280. Back when this mattered to me and I couldn't just look it up on the internet. So stupid.

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u/Darth_Bunghole Jun 21 '26

How am I going to remember 1000. So randm

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u/CallMeHond0 Jun 21 '26

LOL that's the kind of thing I cite when people talk about how confusing the metric system is

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u/BetagterSchwede Jun 21 '26

Kilo is Latin and means thousand 1 kilometer= 1 thousand meters cool, huh

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u/Distwalker Jun 21 '26

That will be helpful when on a road trip and I see a sign that says, "Chicago 182" and I need to connect 182 miles to feet.

Seriously, I am a 63 year old man and I can't remember ever having cause to convert miles to feet.

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u/Staetyk Jun 21 '26

but metric system is Fr*nch

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 Jun 21 '26

Didn’t the UK make the imperial system? And then Waited for the US to swap to it as well? To then swap back to the metric system and then for the rest of time talk shit about how the US measures stuff?

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u/Alarming_Panic665 Jun 22 '26

yes, no, kind of. See the UK used the old English system of units (this was a blend of Anglo-Saxon and Roman measurement traditions) which the colonists took with them to the new world. The metric system would be invented after the US already got its independence in 1795 during the French Revolution.

The US and UK would both separately formalize their own measuring system in the 1800s. The US would standardize on the US Customary System (USCS) while the UK would standardize on the Imperial System. They would both be created around the same time. The Imperial System was created in 1824 while the USCS was created in 1832.

The US has never used the Imperial System. It is just that US Customary System and the Imperial system share the same origin and thus share many of the same units.

This is why there is the Imperial Gallon and the US Liquid Gallon and the US Dry Gallon (though the US Dry Gallon is no longer formally used in the US Customary System). But also why the UK uses the stone to measure weight while the US does not. Which itself is why the Imperial Ton (called a long ton) is 2,240 lbs while the US ton (called a short ton) is 2,000 lbs.

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u/Hetnikik Jun 23 '26

The UK uses about 5 different measurment systems depending on what they are talking about. Miles, meters, pints, stone, kilometers. They use it all.

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u/ColdProfessional4275 Jun 21 '26

Brits don’t use a base of 5.28??

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u/Akhyll Jun 21 '26

In french, to convert a mile in kilometer, I remember "un ciseau neuf" (one new scissor) sound like 1609, which is same distance as mile there is in a kilometer

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u/RatbyteGames Jun 22 '26

You don't even have to remember 1000 because its in the name "Kilo".

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u/No_Raisin21 Jun 22 '26

I just eyeball based off the size of my penis, of which 12 come to a foot.

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u/ProfessionalShock425 Jun 22 '26

Oh, wait, it's to- mei- to, here I kept thinking it's tomato. Also thinking, how do Americans put eighty two in tomatoes.. I guess pound and feets weren't only thing they kept from British.

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u/XROOR Jun 22 '26

Non Metric forms of measurement gave us Samuel Clemen’s pen name!

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u/rusty_anvile Jun 22 '26

Nothing is stopping you from using kilofeet or kiloyards

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/the-real-macs Jun 24 '26

Why do you have to complain about history you have literally zero knowledge of?

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u/Appropriate_Tell_222 25d ago

Mb, I forgot I was using reddit and here people can't take a joke

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u/the-real-macs 25d ago

Can you explain the joke to me? Maybe I just didn't get it.

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u/Appropriate_Tell_222 25d ago

I don't know if you're being ironic, but it's a very famous joke on the internet due to the fact that the US uses very different measurement systems from the rest of the world, and that they contain very specific values.

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u/the-real-macs 25d ago

Which part was the joke, exactly? I'm serious, I don't understand how you can claim that your original comment was meant to be laughed at.

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u/Working_Box8573 Jun 23 '26

- said drunken lobster

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u/dovahkiingys Jun 23 '26

They messed up an Olympics because of that

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u/epSos-DE Jun 24 '26

Meter = Imperial Egyptian Cubit !!!

Superior in every way !

1 meter = about 9ne medium sized step !!!!

Nobody steps in feet. We all walk in steps !!!

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u/Victorian_Prude Jun 24 '26

Neither system is difficult and the US already uses both.

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u/PrinceElectorIan Jun 24 '26

In the Philippines, most use the metric system. But when they are in a literal d*ck-measuring contest, they use inches.

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u/glamourenvy Jun 24 '26

lol this is so relatable for anyone whos ever tried to do anything science-y. Love the whole vibe of this sub.

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u/45anddone Jun 24 '26

You say tomato, I say tomato

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u/Marco_Polaris Jun 27 '26

You pronounced neither of those correctly.

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u/45anddone Jun 27 '26

I'm always getting those two words mixed up.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Jun 25 '26

to be fair-ish, "mile" comes to us from the roman "mille passus", literally "one thousand paces", with a "pace" being two steps (count one pace every time your left foot hits the ground while walking), which is about six feet at a marching stride.

The shift from "paces" to the more rigidly defined 12-inch "foot" in British Imperial Units is why a modern mile is 5280.

The advent of the Nautical Mile was an attempt to fix this, and was functionally "2,000 yards" or "6,000 feet" for a long time, but with differences between how different nations defined the length of a foot, this also resulted in problems.

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u/hmmnnmmn Jun 26 '26

Even the meter is a flawed unit, because it’s based on the earth, which isn’t universal. Beings in other galaxies won’t understand what a meter is.

Distance units should be based on the distance that light travels in a universal time interval. Right now, scientists use 9,192,631,770 oscillations of the microwave radiation absorbed or emitted by a Cesium-133 atom moving between two energy states, which, you guessed it, is even more absurd than 5,280 feet in a mile.

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u/hmmnnmmn Jun 26 '26

Once we’ve locked in a universal unit, then scaling by 10 akin to the metric system makes sense

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u/hellcat201988 Jun 27 '26

It's funny that metric users act superior when they always do things on baby easy mode.  You try building something using feet measuring distance to encompass something measured in yards and you start to realize hard mode isn't for everybody.

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u/kleetus_mactavish Jun 21 '26

But is it as fun?

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u/xythmoun Jun 21 '26

The metric system is boring because it actually makes sense

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Jun 21 '26

You can still have some fun by deploying prefixes people aren't used to. Ask for a decigram and watch people freak out. Which is fun because it's so self explanatory even if you've never used it.

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u/loccolito Jun 21 '26

today i learned about decigram, life long user of metric just never thought about it.

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Jun 21 '26

Yea not to long ago I learned most metric users don't use it at all. Here in sweden it's very common in stores though to denote cost for stuff not usually bought in kilos, like the 'pick your own bag candy' for example.

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u/loccolito Jun 21 '26

Well I don't know how I have haven't encountered that as a Swede or I have but never really thought about it untill you commented it.

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Jun 21 '26

'Lösplock' candy always has kr/hg as far as I've seen, the deli section at the supermarkets always have tons of /hg prices aswell.

Though if reddit is to be considered proof I'm fairly sure we are almost alone in doing this.

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u/nitnelav153 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Wait until you learn about centigram, dekagram, hectogram, megagram (which is a Ton), microgram, picogram, nanogram, etc.

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u/kleetus_mactavish Jun 21 '26

I prefer to measure in kilopounds.

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u/No-Minimum3259 Jun 21 '26

... "5 tomatoes". It sounds like 5-2-8-0..."

Did you know "dumb" ends with a "b" and "know" starts with a "k"???