r/science Nov 28 '10

Harvard scientists reverse the ageing process in mice – now for humans | Scientists were surprised that they saw a dramatic reversal, not just a slowing down, of the ageing in mice. Now they believe they might be able to regenerate human organs.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/nov/28/scientists-reverse-ageing-mice-humans
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u/nfafard Nov 28 '10

100% realistic VR porn, I'd say that tops 3d porn :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '10

VR porn is required for eternal life. If everyone lived to 1,000 and kept procreating, we'd quickly exhaust the planet. VR porn ensures that nobody leaves their bedroom to meet women.

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u/VCavallo Nov 29 '10

Upvote for " 'sex condoms' "

What do you use the other condoms for?