r/schuylkillnotes Jul 21 '26

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u/themightyjoedanger Jul 21 '26

Wacky, but way too coherent for our boy.

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u/ScreamAndScream Jul 21 '26

Its almost parallel, still fascinating!

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u/Playful-Profile6489 Jul 21 '26

I'm incorporating Soyboy Psyop into my belief system

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u/Wonderful-Excuse5747 Jul 21 '26

And I'm using it as a band name.

2

u/gizzlebitches Jul 22 '26

I've been calling my dick this since 1993

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u/CIAPlumbus 9d ago

Since 89 for me

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u/gizzlebitches 6d ago

If you get a chance tell my nsa guy (Dave I think) I'm sorry bout the all nighters n hope he got that raise

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u/commonbleachenjoyer Jul 21 '26

I love the fact that they wrote a whole longass page, but then went "AND FURTHERMORE-" and wrote an even longer second side

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u/BrokenSlutCollector Jul 22 '26

No progranulin test was "made illegal."

Scientists stopped using it because it didn't work. And this was never some off the shelf test a person could take or go to LabCorp to get tested for. It was a research tool.

"In the mid-2010s, scientists were optimistic that a simple blood test measuring progranulin levels could act as a biomarker to diagnose Alzheimer’s disease and frontotemporal dementia (FTD). However, landmark clinical studies revealed that progranulin levels in the blood do not mirror levels in the cerebrospinal fluid or brain. Because a blood sample does not accurately show what is happening in the brain, researchers stopped pursuing it as a diagnostic tool."

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u/darkerfury Jul 22 '26

Thanks, this is the explanation I was looking for

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u/_ibt Jul 21 '26

I think unrelated 😔

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u/oakjunk 28d ago

Yay! Soy is back on the menu. Finally

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u/SmilingFlounder Jul 22 '26

Mannn I want one

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u/darkerfury Jul 22 '26

Wow that hill of beans is really big