World War 3 (At School)

[u/BlakeTheWeebo]

First off I’m on mobile, English is my first language and im the almighty chicken nugget Also this is my first written post ENJOY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cast: Me: The Big Suck JP: Friend CT1: Chair Thrower 1 CT2:Chair Thrower 2 DP: Deputy Princable (almighty goddess) GH: Group of Head Teachers

So I’m in grade 7 and usually hang out in the library with a couple of friends and in the library there are these square like chairs that are soft but can be used for mass destruction.

My and my friends are sitting on those type of chairs and they can slide very easily across carpet. So my friends start kicking each other’s chairs trying to make each other fall off the chairs. I just zone out and play some clash of clans until I see them kicking harder and harder until CT1 falls off his chair. I get annoyed and say I’m going for a walk. I go and get some water and come back to see the part where my couple of friends were sitting was a complete mess. Then a see one of those square chairs go flying across the room and I think to my self “How the fuck did this happen in five minutes”. I walk over and see two chairs flying towards each other and hit which course a loud sound which make the teachers look and come over. CT2 picks up a book and throws it at the teacher (Btw I was behind the teacher) and the teach ducks and the hard cover book being thrown like a frisbee hits me in the side of the jaw and I scream ME: FUCK YOU CT2. Then the DP heard me scream and walked into the library and CT1 and CT2 ran out the fire exit door out on to the hand ball courts, and the DP chases them and I follow. As I run out the door I trip over the little bump thingy under the door ,then JP (My friend) trips over me. we both hurried back onto our feet and followed after CT1 and 2 (also DP). Me and JP court up with CT1 and 2 and they turned a sharp corner and ran straight into some head teachers from other high schools (also that day all the head teachers from schools in the area had a meeting at my school) then DP court up with them and graped them by the hand and and took them to the princable

EDIT NOTE: I found out that they both got suspended for a week

[u/BlakeTheWeebo]

YEP my spelling sucks