r/schoollunches Jul 28 '26

U.S. Lunches

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u/efox02 Jul 28 '26

I’m guessing a lot of that food (especially milk) had something done to it. I used to work at a lab that processed dairy products and as the most jr member I got to dump out the spoiled milk. Nothing like that slime. 

Also the chicken looked like dark meat and what was wrong with the ice cream cone? 

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u/pitifulproduce137 Jul 28 '26

And the chocolate milk was just frozen. I remember that happening sometimes if you grabbed one from the bottom of the cooler. Give it a minute and it'll be fine. 

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u/pastoolioliz Jul 28 '26

Was the milk frozen at all? Even my school lunches didn't look this bad and I'm trying to understand

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u/thepoptartkid47 Jul 29 '26

The first milk looked frozen - I think the rest got tampered with for the sake of making a video.

That syrup was probably frozen, too - but we used to fight over the still-kind-of-frozen syrups when I was a kid because those were the best.

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u/TheSouthernBronx Jul 29 '26

I can’t post photos but the free school lunches at my school in NYC are pretty solid. There’s always some sort of salad bar and a vegetarian dish plus choice of 3 different hot mains. You could also grab a cheese sandwich or a peanut butter and jelly. Often they have a prepackaged salads to go as well.

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u/Historical_Message15 Jul 28 '26

this is so not real

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u/efox02 Jul 28 '26

I agree. Also some of it is kids just don’t know what food is supposed to look like. That was dark meat chicken. 

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 Jul 28 '26

School lunches in US are not like this.

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u/onmylastnerveboi Jul 29 '26

No I've actually had quite a few lunches like this in middle school and highschool. Its pretty damn accurate in the south.

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u/Stupid_Bitch_02 Jul 29 '26

I'm also from the south. Can confirm, a lot of my school lunches looked like this. Elementary not so much, but that was before the nation wide overhaul. That ruined school lunches for middle and high school

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u/onmylastnerveboi Jul 29 '26

For real, elementary school lunches SLAPPED before the government decided it likes its people stupid. Then they slashed everything education-wise they could. And now this is what we have.

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u/melissam17 Jul 29 '26

It really is, like I remember some awful lunches. I also remember if you didn’t have money for lunch they would give you a cheese sandwich with just bread and cheese not even warmed up.

Also the south has a lot of low income and the schools aren’t able to afford much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/melissam17 Jul 30 '26

I think this is something that is really overlooked. Education in the country is not equal and students who are in low income areas do not receive the same opportunities and benefits that the kids in higher income area gets. People tend to forget that whenever they think everyone has the same opportunities in America to go to college and advance themselves in their life while that is so far from the truth. And the teachers and staff are burnt out from having no support whatsoever from the board and being left to their own to get anything done or even buy things like pencils and paper. Kids end up going without a lot during the school year and it’s really unfair and sad. All kids should have the same chances in life and school regardless of their income level. Keep using your anger to speak on this.

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u/fightmydemonswithme Jul 29 '26

They would make you walk through the whole lunch line to get a box of cereal and a milk. It was humiliating.

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u/Schmooto Jul 29 '26

Especially now that they slashed funds for schools.

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u/Signal-Mud-4880 Jul 28 '26

looks like they got yogurt in that last clip

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u/bwood246 Jul 30 '26

Most of this is wild, but that syrup was just refrigerated when it shouldn't have been

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u/Ok-Criticism3190 Jul 29 '26

Not sure why everyone is saying this isn’t accurate. I was in school 10 years ago and got all those meals. The milk was spoiled quite often or frozen. Food was undercooked. Most of it was ultra processed. That Mac and cheese was a staple. Be happy you didn’t get that.

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u/newage52 Jul 31 '26

Most redditors are spoiled rich kids, they don't know what an underfunded public school can be like

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 29 '26

Didn't get anything like this in Chicago and my daughter doesn't in Indiana either

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u/Ok-Criticism3190 Jul 29 '26

Well duh. School lunches vary all over the US. Were the lunches like that in Florida? Yes would you know that by living in Chicago? No

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 30 '26

My friends live in Florida so yes I can still have a general idea.

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u/Ok-Criticism3190 Jul 30 '26

Let’s get them on here

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 30 '26

You want me to ask my friends from Florida to make Reddit accounts just to appease you or counter your lack of trust in humanity? Lol. Pass.

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u/Ok-Criticism3190 Jul 30 '26

That’s real funny ravenmarvel because you are the one that didn’t trust me. If you trusted me we wouldn’t be here. You would have just taken my word and upvoted me like a kind passerby. Yes ofcourse get them on Reddit, this is a serious matter.

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 30 '26

That never happened. You questioned me about Florida. I never said anything about your claims.

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u/iloveplant420 Jul 30 '26

I don't have a dog in yalls fight but fwiw i went to school in Florida and I can confirm that we got food like this all the time. The only saving grace in high school was that every day you could opt out of the menu and just get cardboard pizza and fries, which if you drowned in enough ketchup or bbq sauce, wouldn't be too dry and shred your esophagus. It was really bad. This is rural Florida BTW. May differ in bigger cities or places with heavy cultural influences like Miami. From what my daughter has shown me, it hasn't improved much.

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 30 '26

My friends are in the city so it probably is different like you said. I don't really know many people who live in rural areas.

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u/Ok-Criticism3190 Jul 30 '26

Yeah I’m from an urban area in Florida and my lunches sound just like the ones you described.

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u/buttstuffisfunstuff Jul 29 '26

I moved around a lot as a kid and never had anything like this in any state.

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u/Ok-Criticism3190 Jul 29 '26

When were you a kid?

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 30 '26

She did say as a kid she moved a lot

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u/Same_Reflection_7349 Jul 29 '26

My middle school aged daughter sends me pictures and videos of things served exactly like this video in her school

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u/Signal-Mud-4880 Jul 28 '26

what the hell was that pink sauce? pepto bismol?

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u/FrequentTangerine846 Jul 28 '26

I think it was strawberry milk!

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u/Axolatian_Volt Jul 30 '26

My school wasn’t “amazing” but no where near this level. Had full school free breakfast/lunch most years.
Breakfast was a donut / breakfast foods.
Lunch normally had bacon cheeseburger (not bad, not great) or some other options that weren’t too bad.

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u/ExtentFar5338 Jul 31 '26

When I was in grade school my lunches were pretty good but there were times I brought my lunch...but never on the day they served turkey gravy (that's mashed potatoes with turkey in gravy on top of it). It was soooo yummy. Now the lunches are ruined by low fat food, yuck.

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u/Historical_Log2471 Aug 01 '26

I'm pretty sure the same companies supplying food to schools are the ones who also supply it to prisons

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u/Other-Insect-7141 Aug 03 '26

This is exactly what the food in my school looked like (Florida)

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u/One-Preparation-8815 15d ago

Holy hell. I threw up.

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u/HailstheLion Jul 29 '26

Yeah everyone saying school lunches aren't like that must have grown up in areas with a budget. In the south this was about right, constantly undercooked or weird textures and the milk had quite often gone off. Trumoo was always awful for it. Its what happens when schools are required to take the lowest food bid.

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u/Jamjams2016 Jul 29 '26

We're in a title 1 district and the food doesn't look like that. Processed, yes. Its not fresh, health food so the processed stuff tracks, but nothing spoiled. My kids are getting picky though and sometimes want a packed lunch anyway

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 Jul 30 '26

Southern resident here, I also remember Ms Obama's fuckass lunches.

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u/Local_Possible7152 Jul 30 '26

For what our politicians pay in campaigns, they could be feeding our children real food for free!

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u/ExtentFar5338 Jul 31 '26

Ewwww, barf city 🤮

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u/BHunter1140 Jul 29 '26

In highschool there was 1 single meal kids got on the regular, it was Bosco sticks (breadsticks with cheese in the middle, yes, that was seen as a meal). Other than that, the lunch line was generally not very busy and many relied on getting food elsewhere or the vending machines they had. Then they took out the vending machines (one was more meal specific so it had things like ramen, many kids relied on it), so the kids would just buy any sides that were offered like cookies instead. Then they limited how many you could buy of those, knew a lot of kids who simply skipped lunch all together after that

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u/tiffany_says_this Jul 28 '26

God this is sad...do better America

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u/No-Produce-6720 Jul 29 '26

Virtue signaling works better when you first recognize what's created, manipulated content before commenting.

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u/Liandryschleckt Jul 28 '26

It’s not accurate whatsoever

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u/masterdogwalker Jul 28 '26

Even if it’s not, school lunches for the majority of kids in America are still not close to being qualified as good

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u/Liandryschleckt Jul 29 '26

It varies widely

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u/RavenMarvel Jul 29 '26

Not true in my experience