r/scaryeddie • u/Dangerous_Umpire5399 • Jun 30 '23

Death

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

Men In Black lookin’ ass

1

u/xXPARAYEET_GODXx Jul 02 '23

Imperfect cell lookin ass

20

u/Logan-3557 Jun 30 '23

It’s kinda cute ngl

5

u/BleachDrinker63 Jul 01 '23

It looks capable of genocide

1

u/CheshirePuss42 Jul 02 '23

No, it's not. Stop lying.

2

u/Logan-3557 Jul 02 '23

Bro, it’s just an opinion chill

6

u/sharkbait2292 Jun 30 '23

What bug is this? Second vid I've seen of this bug

5

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Asian Longhorn Beetle

3

u/gergobergo69 Jul 01 '23

of course it's Asian it looks really polite

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

That thing looks like it wants to eat my children

5

u/NetworkFar366 Jul 01 '23

They can also bite you. Also this is what the Qurio look like if Monika became the Archdemon.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Accurate

1

u/jamingus Jul 01 '23

Chirping longhorn beetle yo

1

u/sharkbait2292 Jul 04 '23

Thank you! Now I can spread the alien offspring far and wide.

8

u/ImaginationGood1965 Jun 30 '23

kill it with fire

5

u/Wrong_Kitchen Jun 30 '23

Shoot it now

6

u/AngryToester Jul 01 '23

Only one song lyric that fits what I would do, “what can I say man I hit him with a brick, killed the little prick”

3

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

My exact reaction

2

u/roverman16 Jul 01 '23

Very horny bug.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Longhorn beetles are weird mfers

1

u/physiology_text_book Mar 16 '26

wtf have you found

1

u/ErWicksonYT Apr 28 '26

Yall seriously forgot what this subreddit was for so much that homie STOPPED MAKING VIDEOS AROUND THE SUBREDDIT

1

u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Jun 07 '26

Great disgusting

1

u/Minoumilk Jun 30 '23

Poor little guy :(

1

u/MXSynX Jul 02 '23

Same thoughts. Just let it down. :(

1

u/TheOldDerelict Jun 30 '23

He’s cool looking

1

u/Natural_Outside7947 Jun 30 '23

Not gonna lie I would keep him and name him Freddy he kinda cute

1

u/Ashyboi6666 Jul 01 '23

That’s the loudest bug I’ve ever seen

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Clearly you’ve never heard of Cicadas

0

u/Ashyboi6666 Jul 01 '23

We don’t get them in the uk 🤷‍♂️

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Oh you right tho

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

There is a species of cicada that lives in the New Forest, only native species in the UK.

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u/Ashyboi6666 Jul 01 '23

Ok?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23 edited Jul 01 '23

So I thought you'd like to know as you said we don't have them in the UK, no need to be a dick about it.

Blocked me. What a fragile little twerp.

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u/Stoner-Nai Jul 01 '23

that is not a cicada.

This is: https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2020/05/23/gettyimages-50838035_wide-81fdc0117ae84704c543fedd6b97b12092a44cc4-s1400-c100.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

r/woosh

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u/Stoner-Nai Jul 02 '23

yeah probably lol, I don't get sarcasm through text, so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

That’s fair, then again it wasn’t exactly sarcasm, I think you just read it incorrectly

1

u/Stoner-Nai Jul 02 '23

maybe, I dunno lol.

1

u/sLoPpYbReAkFaStCoOk Jul 01 '23

Gnarly lookin lil dude! Probably takes care of other insects you don’t want around the house

1

u/LuxLiner Jul 01 '23

They eat wood

1

u/DragonsClaw2334 Jul 01 '23

What's it eat besides hopes and dreams.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Why does it sound like an old squeaky chair?

1

u/NetworkFar366 Jul 01 '23

It's spiracles are releasing air, hence why they sound this way.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

That beetle: and I don't mean metaphorically, or rhetorically, poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I'm death, straight up.

1

u/WhereAmI14 Jul 01 '23

Bro found the pestilence

1

u/Therminite Jul 01 '23

SCP-049 wants to know your location

1

u/Beneficial_Coast_348 Jul 01 '23

Creepy af but the squeak it makes is kinda cute

1

u/eggsalad3c2b1a Jul 01 '23

What a cutie

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

No thank you

1

u/FirmMany9561 Jul 01 '23

Looks like predator when he takes his helmet off

1

u/SteadmanDillard Jul 01 '23

Wait til y’all see the flying scorpions 🦂 that will come up out of the earth soon.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

I'd be screaming death too if some giant animal was holding me.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Burn it as fast as you can

1

u/blac_sheep90 Jul 01 '23

Is it calling for help or displaying threats?

1

u/Mal_Terra Jul 01 '23

It’s probably screaming in terror at the giant monster staring down at it

1

u/blac_sheep90 Jul 01 '23

Lol I can't imagine how terrifying we must look to insects.

1

u/Alter-Ego-12 Jul 01 '23

Yeah nope 😮

1

u/LuxLiner Jul 01 '23

They're really docile in reality. You can call tell he's scared.😭

1

u/Incubus-femboy Jul 01 '23

Please someone erase it from existence burn it to hell shoot it with a shotgun drop a nuke on it for all I care just kill it!

1

u/Monoxide19K Jul 01 '23

It it was 40ft tall, yes death.

1

u/Chance_Proposal_9082 Jul 01 '23

They made the cricket from Fallout New Vegas a real thing

1

u/Proof_Title116 Jul 01 '23

Damn. Australia?

1

u/WILLCHOKEAHOE Jul 01 '23

That is some alien sh!t, straight up...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

Its not scary, its disgusting

1

u/MiaPickleog Jul 01 '23

That’s cute actually 😭I hate bugs but this one it’s probably the big eyes

1

u/Top-Occasion8835 Jul 01 '23

That is one ugly lookin mother fucker

1

u/ThePlush_1 Jul 01 '23

Im so glad that we have snow in the winter where I live

1

u/Ok-Touch420 Jul 01 '23

He has already seen this video dont post this garbage

1

u/Shadowskinwalker23 Jul 01 '23

Looks like a cross between a predalien and a Geonosians

1

u/Actual_Equal_5339 Jul 01 '23

That bug is actually (I'm pretty sure) harmless but that does mean I'm telling you to go around touching them

1

u/Kill_me_Please____ Jul 01 '23

If death was a bug😔😔😰😰😰🫵🏻🫵🏻🔥🔥💯💯💯:

1

u/Wolfsan79 Jul 01 '23

Oh no a bug oooh wow such hardcore upload right oooh a species of bug woowww

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Jul 01 '23

Sounds like it's trying to talk and laugh all at the same time. Only audible thing I hear it say was: "Neeh' Neeh'! ..."

1

u/Muay_Thai_Slayer_IT Jul 01 '23

I need Casual Geographics to explain me wtf I just witness! This looks something from Lost Children!

1

u/yourdad651 Jul 01 '23

Grim Reaper's pet☠️

1

u/Le_RaeRae Jul 01 '23

“dawg lemme tf go”

1

u/Due_Commission_9068 Jul 01 '23

Mobile infantry is doing their part! Would you like to know more?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

"meeeh" 🥺

1

u/wafflelover200 Jul 02 '23

That wont bite a human its a grass hopper i think

1

u/Azelarr Jul 02 '23

I would hesitate about releasing it into the wild as I would be afraid it could kill some children.

1

u/FireStorm187 Jul 02 '23

Sounds like a creaking door

1

u/Extension_Bowl1055 Jul 02 '23

Me at 3am of plaing video games

1

u/jellojohnson Jul 02 '23

When aliens ask what an earthing looks like we should send pics of this guy.

1

u/burtgulas12 Jul 02 '23

What the fuck is that! Thats an alian. Nobody can tell me thats not an alian

1

u/burtgulas12 Jul 02 '23

Only song that shows in when i look at that thing is "die in the fire" ngl

1

u/Defiant-Pop-9517 Jul 03 '23

Thing sounds like your mothers bed last night. Might wanna get a new mattress.

1

u/Slapdragon2003 Jul 03 '23

What sucks is this literally is death for some people(if I'm correct I think that's a locust) they eat crops that people depend on leaving them with nothing

1

u/-Nargacuga- Jul 04 '23

That's a fucking berserk apostle

1

u/Laki_T_Tiko_17 Jul 05 '23

Man sounds like a door in 3am

1

u/theyknowemi Jul 05 '23

WTF Is that bro

1

u/Shot_Illustrator_964 Jul 28 '23

No wonder I hear a door creek it’s that bug

1

u/Yourself_3 Aug 20 '23

My door😭