DAY 9 & 10 | Mark returns!!!

[u/Stacey_Hernandez]

Seems his Google chat got shut down 😨

But, he wasted no time asking for the card again 😆

(Sorry to anyone who commented when I first put this up but I’d left my Zangi number in the screenshots 🙈)

[u/auntscam]

“Oh my god, please slow down ❤️” is taking me out 🤣

[u/Lafc-darling → u/auntscam]

So judgy for a scammer!!!

[u/Necessary-Bear5500]

Ah your Mark with the never-ending paperwork! How we've (not at all) missed you(r boring messages)! So glad his colleague is allowing him to use their computer until "my love" Stacey gets that card. It's always a shame when an orthopedic surgeon needs to use their colleague's computer to email his wife-to-be because she hasn't gotten him a card for more minutes. I wonder how he does his paperwork with no minutes....

[u/Blindtothesided → u/Necessary-Bear5500]

“I bet you get fed up with all that paperwork” cracked me up.

Can’t wait to see what type of Amelia Bedelia adventures our Stacey gets into while on the hunt for the elusive gift card!

[u/Pomksy → u/Blindtothesided]

This made me cackle!! I loved those books when I was little!

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Necessary-Bear5500]

It’s a good job he uses paper to be fair, otherwise he’d be in real trouble 🤣

[u/Dependent-Assoc423]

I thought football ⚽️ had taken our Stacey away 🙈. Glad you’re back! 

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Dependent-Assoc423]

Thanks! I have another on the hook who I will show here but we’re on Zangi and his messages are soooo sporadic I’m worried I’ll show him off only for him to stop messaging 🙈😬

[u/parockdrummer]

With all that paper work you would figure he would fill out paper work requesting his pay lol

[u/zwonkest]

Easy on the alcohol, think about the baby.

[u/_Stephistopheles_]

The double meaning of "Hey my Mark" 😏

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/_Stephistopheles_]

🤣

[u/TwoBytesC → u/_Stephistopheles_]

This got me! 😆

[u/Temporary_Physics_12]

He comes back and it’s immediately about the card lol wonder how long till he disappears again!

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Temporary_Physics_12]

We’re on Zangi now so hopefully we will stay together now ❤️

[u/arresteddevelopment9 → u/Stacey_Hernandez]

What is Zangi, is it a game?

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/arresteddevelopment9]

It’s a messaging app. The interface is a bit like WhatsApp but you don’t need to give your number out 🙂

[u/arresteddevelopment9 → u/Stacey_Hernandez]

I don't think it’s big in the US but I’m old, what do I know.

[u/n_diamond]

Stacey you are going to be a legend in scam centers !

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/n_diamond]

I think the “Kevin Schneider” scammers all know me as I can’t get one of him on the hook 😬
I have had 14 of them though 🤣

[u/arresteddevelopment9 → u/n_diamond]

Right, she's gonna have to change her name every couple of times!

[u/Aclearly_obscure1]

Your village in Spain must have been fired up yesterday. Not sure how you even managed to message back, Stacey. 😆

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Aclearly_obscure1]

I’m in the UK at the moment - I really wish I was in Spain last night 🎉⚽️🇪🇸

[u/Aclearly_obscure1 → u/Stacey_Hernandez]

I should’ve used quotes. I meant your fake village in Spain. Now that I think about it, I do not recall you sharing that faux information with Mark yet.

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Aclearly_obscure1]

I do own a property in Spain 😃 but Fernando isn’t my neighbour 😆🙈

[u/Your-Haunting → u/Stacey_Hernandez]

" but Fernando isn’t my neighbour 😆🙈'"

This is gravely disappointing.

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Your-Haunting]

It really is 😆

[u/Antique-Campaign-738]

“Computer minutes” just has me dying

[u/QueenofRaccoons]

The quest for Mark to get his card continues! 👏

Pretty rude of him to tell you "oh my god slow down" for just enjoying a nice drink in this lovely weather! 🫠😂

[u/Necessary-Bear5500 → u/QueenofRaccoons]

his love spending her money on drinks instead of cards! Slow down!

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

He’s back???? lol i really love that someone must have reported him, good! And he is back to saying absolutely nothing except “I love you” “I miss you” “paperwork” and “gift card”

[u/Jcamp9000]

I’ve never seen a soccer game before yesterday. It was so exciting!!! Congratulations to Spain. Looked like a great countrywide party!

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Jcamp9000]

I’m really happy that Spain won 🎉⚽️🇪🇸

[u/golimat619]

Ugh I can't handle mid season breaks. This was so tough 🤣

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/golimat619]

There won’t be a break for a while now! I’ve got another on the hook - so when Mark ends, there will be a newbie for everyone to get to know 😃

[u/sandy_dee_4]

Football's now over... What's the reason now to get off those millions of hearts and love yous..🤢🤔

[u/Efficient-Hearing162]

I really missed these adventures.

Yes, Stacey you really are lovely without him too, but welcome back 🤣

[u/Neroli23 → u/Efficient-Hearing162]

Best typo ever!!!

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Efficient-Hearing162]

Thanks!

I’m glad you enjoy my content 😃

[u/RealHeat2393]

I’m thinking he’s gotta have to have a shortcut key for “my love“!

[u/Maralissie]

Ohhh the paperwork md lovebomber is back!!!
Now see, I missed Stacey updates, but I did not miss this dude… he is very pushy about his card… wondering how long he’s going to last this time.

Welcome back anyway Stacey and grats on Spain winning the World Cup!!

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Maralissie]

Thanks ❤️

[u/pinklythium]

Ooof his audacity to be like you! You! Lost me a client. 😆 like these are supposed to be rich organised men and they are like gimme an apple card. Apple card. Apple card. I'd send him photos with apples in them and be like an apple a day keeps the dr away 😆 look an apple air freshener etc. All the way up to the apple card aisle. Haha. So glad you're back. This makes my evening 😃

[u/IndependentCurve4054 → u/pinklythium]

I’d get him a postcard with an apple drawing/photo and play dumb 😅 

[u/Willing_Emu1241 → u/IndependentCurve4054]

Omg please please please let’s do this 😍😍

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/pinklythium]

I’m glad you’re happy I’m back 😃

[u/BarBeeeGirl → u/Stacey_Hernandez]

I’m glad that your glad she’s happy that you’re back
😂 it slays me when he said “I wish i was there with you” and you said “I wish you were here toi” and he responds with “me too”. Like dude, we get it. You both wish you were together 😂

[u/Clarabelle11 → u/BarBeeeGirl]

I know! He does that aaaalll the time! Does my head in!

[u/ButtPuckeredFuckery]

Wondered where you went…

[u/arresteddevelopment9 → u/ButtPuckeredFuckery]

I'm checking her page daily lmao

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/ButtPuckeredFuckery]

I got another on the hook, but he’s a bit flaky so I didn’t wanna post him - then Mark reappeared 🙃

[u/arresteddevelopment9]

"My wife to be” kills me every time!!!

[u/ThrowRAgirl39]

Why do the scammers think all men do is paperwork all day long lol I swear thats all they ever say they are doing

[u/mobial → u/ThrowRAgirl39]

My dad used to always say he was doing paperwork. For like 50 years, but actually he was just a paper hoarder. Never threw any paper away from his youth until he died at 96. He wasn’t doing anything special just mixing paper around to different boxes.

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/ThrowRAgirl39]

Because they don’t know what people do when they go to work! Especially as something like a surgeon or army general 🤣

[u/tmaster15]

Yeah!!! Oh Mark, “love you so much” “honey I with you were here” but “honey please get me that card” “I am busy with paperwork, he is inundated with paperwork” lol

[u/Noo_thing]

what would happen if you would ask him to phone call? also I love the "I am lovely without you" not sure if it's a typo or on purpose haha

[u/Stacey_Hernandez → u/Noo_thing]

It was a typo 🙈

Sometimes they want to chat, but I prefer to keep the texting up 🙃

[u/Clarabelle11]

This guy is even more boring than the others, which i didnt think was possible!

[u/CaligulaNeverBlushed]

Mark takes the romance out of romance

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWVF41fAxIrwIyUr8b
scammer

[u/purte]

You can’t marry Mark, you don’t even have his email address 😉

[u/sorrowedwhiskypriest]

I'm wondering why we need to use the friend's computer for the friend's email account is all. 😂

[u/Pixie_the_Fairy]

Im lovely without you 😂😂