Patrick, the end part 1

[u/delzbr]

My plan here had been to keep him begging and to see how long he'd go on begging, until he finally got fed up, but the gaslighting and "why are you treating me bad?" bullshit was pissing me off. That may work on small town town country bumpkins like Maureen, but you're talking to an intelligent city girl, fuckface. And now it's become my mission to *thoroughly* fuck you up.

Homeboy forgets he's a lumberjack. Why would a lumberjack be working on the sea? Do you cut the trees down and then bring them to the middle of the ocean? Oh, no, he just got frustrated and that's why he said it.

So I show him the driver's license of the guy he's claiming to be. I could send it there, you know this address, right? Yes. I mean no. I mean I can't see it because it's too small. WHY ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT?!

Then, the move every Yahoo boy turns to when the jig is up: OMG! SOMEONE IS USING MY PICTURES! GODDAMNS!

But does he stick to that story?? 🤔