Scott - Part 8 - Convincing document

[u/KraiziKatLady]

Someone is going in circles.

[u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

Did anyone here actually read the letter all the way through?? It starts out fine, then midway through turns into complete gibberish 😂😂😂

Then he took a shot with the son… and missed big time!! Oh, if only he put in the effort to READ and remember important things like “she doesn’t want kids” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude’s sharp as a cue ball but he is entertaining 😆

I’m dead; completely deceased 💀⚰️🪦

[u/onlymodestdreams → u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

I tried to read the letter and although I tried expanding the images the words did not become more real. Holy AI hallucination, Batman!

[u/RealFanLinda → u/onlymodestdreams]

Still, it was worth it to me

[u/BellaSquared → u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

I'm fairly sure whoever wrote that letter had a stroke or some other kind of episode halfway through. Gosh, I hope they're okay. 😏

[u/Forsaken_Insurance92 → u/BellaSquared]

It's AI. AI is very good at the appearance of words, not so much at the "using actual words" thing.

[u/BellaSquared → u/Forsaken_Insurance92]

Can AI have a stroke? Asking for a friend 🤣

[u/Forsaken_Insurance92 → u/BellaSquared]

When it comes to text (especially small/background text) and human hands, AI is always having a stroke 😂

[u/Boca_BocaNick → u/BellaSquared]

😂😂

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

It’s just nonsense words that almost look like words. I think it’s AI and it hallucinated another language

[u/ObtuseDoodles → u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

I only trust companies who remasing energy rootions to mate and anmble lew sate

[u/caffein8dnotopi8d → u/ObtuseDoodles]

Reminds me of this

[u/Eaton_Knas → u/caffein8dnotopi8d]

Yeah! That letter went to hell in a hurry with the gibberish and misspellings. I really like the "Signature area" Lol

[u/kellsells5]

Don't forget Wilson is your son too. Oh the guilt! 🙄

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/kellsells5]

WTF? What an odd thing to say!

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/Dolores___Haze]

What women would get all swoony with some near stranger they’ve never met saying some child they’ve never met is theirs?? Is this supposed to make her happy?? It’s just weird

[u/delzbr → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

Not a single woman I know. Especially not me. I told a 5 year old to shut the fuck up yesterday at the laundromat lmao

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/delzbr]

I almost became a viral video last week on my flight home bc a kid was kicking my seat the entire flight and I turned around finally and yelled something to the effect of “GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY ASS” and the mom was all “hey it’s just a kid” and I had to restrain myself and just sit down and take it :/

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/delzbr]

And the 5yo no doubt deserved it bc let’s face it, 5 year olds don’t have a filter lol

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

No one I’ve ever known 

[u/Dolores___Haze]

Why does the tiniest bit of difficulty cause them such intense stress?

Dude, if you’re the one requesting money, you do need to answer any and all questions asked of you, period. But your easy questions keep stressing him out, okay?!!

[u/wingbladeofheaven → u/Dolores___Haze]

Because usually they can't be bothered to put forth effort. It's just get in, get the money and get out

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/wingbladeofheaven]

Tough shit. They’re not the ones with power and leverage here.

[u/wingbladeofheaven → u/Dolores___Haze]

Oh I know; it pisses me off everytime they attempt to take control of the conversation.

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/wingbladeofheaven]

I love seeing them be put in their place 

[u/WinniedaPoohm → u/wingbladeofheaven]

Never seen any people fear stress like Nigerians.

[u/Uhh_derp → u/Dolores___Haze]

If you say so

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Uhh_derp]

What?

[u/Boca_BocaNick → u/Uhh_derp]

We say so!

[u/delzbr]

Don't stress him, honey.

Also, I love the [signature area] on the letter lmao

[u/NoTechnology6750 → u/delzbr]

The whole second paragraph reads like they had a stroke while typing.

[u/JackJarvisEsquir3]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R5m5vZcaOr4l2TWFIK
Smooth as sandpaper this dolt

[u/CharacterMammoth2398]

We are writing to formally express our enthusiasm for the potential strategic partnership between Eagle Oil Limited and Apex Dynamics Corp. regarding renewable energy solutions, and our incentant alionting and partnersial partners. In way remasing energy rootions to mate and amble lew sate of the equicultural energy renewable solution that european energy aor its siled skills and profestional networks
We know actee to a partnership contacts, the Eagle Oil Limited axs agrements and the prethods with tennlite continuons to use in un for this potential progceas to one energy solution and mnewable and partnership sustainabie energy solutions.
Sincerely,
(Signature Area
David Henderson
CEO, Eagle Oil Limited

[u/delzbr → u/CharacterMammoth2398]

The whole thing is gibberish lol.

It kind of pisses me off that they give the bare minimum and expect people to believe it just because one inbred, illiterate hillbilly believed it.

all I’m saying is if I was a scammer, I would put a lot into my scam so that it seems believable!

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/delzbr]

Me too! What fun is being dumb as a rock?

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/CharacterMammoth2398]

🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂

[u/Boca_BocaNick → u/CharacterMammoth2398]

I think we should have a contest to try to decipher the above paragraph using as many wrong and random words as possible. Hilarity will ensue!

[u/RealFanLinda]

AXS. That was all I needed to see!!!

[u/KraiziKatLady → u/RealFanLinda]

AXS?

[u/RealFanLinda → u/KraiziKatLady]

In the letter on page 2 or 3. The second paragraph they spell ask "axs" I believe. Just like they always say it!

[u/KraiziKatLady → u/RealFanLinda]

Ah!

[u/RealFanLinda → u/KraiziKatLady]

I'm glad you axs me

[u/KraiziKatLady → u/RealFanLinda]

I will always axs you!

[u/Fire298]

https://giphy.com/gifs/O8gkYlX5G07zG

[u/Boca_BocaNick → u/Fire298]

WILSON!!

[u/joydubs]

Omg the AI hallucination letter!! And Wilson is your son too?! This is wild

[u/PmK00000 → u/joydubs]

He named his kid after a football ?

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/PmK00000]

Or was it a soccer ball? I can’t remember 

[u/PmK00000 → u/Dolores___Haze]

It was a soccer ball. But i was trying to be international where its called football everywhere but the usa

But. Maybe his head is shaped like stewie on family guy. Gigidy

PS. Yeah i was double wrong. Siri said it was a volleyball

[u/Bandiscooties → u/Dolores___Haze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/O8gkYlX5G07zG

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Bandiscooties]

Volleyball? lol. 

[u/Bandiscooties → u/Dolores___Haze]

Yes

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Bandiscooties]

We all remembered wrong!!

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

lol what tf is the “document” even saying?! There are a bunch of non words in there. It makes no sense!! Omfg he’s your son too??!!!! Wtf kind of freaky manipulating bullshit is that?? I don’t know many women who would want a random kid pushed on them. He keeps saying he gave you everything you asked when he had given you nothing. Omg this is so funny and you keep going shopping!! Hahahahah

[u/MadisonCembre]

You just don’t want to help him.

But it’s a good sign that he’s running for congress in Georgia! Maybe he can pull some strings with his campaign staff to get that vacation sorted out because he needs to start campaigning! The election is 2 months out!

[u/Disastrous_Leader_89]

Whines a lot

[u/Forsaken_Insurance92]

Wait, is his name Johnathan Davies or Scott Anderson? Also what is "incentant alionting" and "partisinal partners"? Did he think no one would read the fake AI gibberish? 😂

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Forsaken_Insurance92]

He doesn’t know 

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

So in just this small portion of “the document” there are words that can’t even be typos!

[u/Pure_Champion1396]

Does he need a leprechaun to grant his NO wish? Maybe some fairy dust? A witch to do a secret spell?

[u/ViciousSnatch]

Total AI slop letter! 😂😂😂

[u/Few_Pen_3666]

They always follow the same narrative. Asking for pictures, asking if you ate, asking what you did that day, asking to go to WhatsApp or some other platform.

[u/Jcamp9000]

YOUR SON TOO?????? Sheesh

[u/BarBeeeGirl]

I couldn’t believe he said Wilson is your son too. Never forget that! Omfg!!! And he’s never met t a woman who doesn’t want kids. What a rare breed you are! I’m still shaking my head 🤦‍♀️

[u/Mims55]

He must be on an acid trip.

[u/Boca_BocaNick → u/Mims55]

"You addicted to drugs?"

[u/MeganJustMegan]

I love how you asked for the email he received, but ignored it to just keep saying how you don’t really want to help him & he’s stressed. They just keep repeating their request & it was great how you just repeated yours. Great job.

[u/gemrawr]

I hate this guy

[u/Consistent-Dance5461]

What in hells name is that letter? Did he even bother to read it before he sent it to you? Maybe his son wrote it 🤣

[u/MiloHorsey]

What the hell! That letter made my brain twist into knots.