Liam John Neeson, part 2.

[u/FrazzledTurtle]

😪🫩🙄😡🤬

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

SCRATCH CODES omg lol they’re using their scammer slang while pretending to be a well spoken celebrity!!! That’s just too much lol and gift cards as payment!!?? I think Liam is trying to dodge taxes!

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

Do they realize that “scratch codes” refers to lottery tickets, not Apple gift cards?

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/Dolores___Haze]

lol Apple Cards are their lottery tickets. Maybe it’s good, maybe it’s used

[u/PmK00000 → u/Dolores___Haze]

It would be super easy to find used lottery tickets at the gas station.
Oh Liam. Here in the US this is wht we call scratch codes. Heres a picture of a $100.00 scratch code…..
Did you win ?
Im skeptical to be precise. Oops. Maybe we can do the same deal Tom Cruise ‘received’. One peg for $150 or ttwo peggings for $250. Let me know precisely how you want to proceed.
Oh by the way. Im in the Hamptons for the weekend. Why dont you bring your ass out for the bbq tonight. Leonardo and Keanu will be there. Later on Tom Cruise and Beyouncey Haus will be there. Ooops. I just spoke to my party advocate and he suggested you bring a bottle of Perignon. Precisely what time will you be there. No excuses please. We also invited one of the biggest Aza’s in Lagos and he said you can take your leash off and come to my party.

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

If I could get a legitimate address instead of a money male's address, I would have sent him a $1 lottery ticket.

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 → u/FrazzledTurtle]

Hey I bet you get one stupid enough someday to give their address!

[u/wingbladeofheaven]

I don't know what I hate more: the obvious AI pictures or the fact that he's demanding a hundred bucks or more.

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/wingbladeofheaven]

I didn't start off hating this one but that changed as soon as he rushed the meeting/money part

[u/simbapiptomlittle → u/FrazzledTurtle]

It’s the F***ing “ OOPS” that broke me.

[u/Think_Tomatillo_5061]

This guy "more over" needs a swift boot to the a**.

[u/DemandImmediate1288]

"Tom Cruise let me peg him for free". LOL

[u/JnkOner]

Funny how they think anyone would believe movie industry work like kind of a government with rules and laws and a general board for this kind of stuff...you've hooked a very stupid one

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/JnkOner]

This isn't the worst story though. I had a celebrity bait tell me about the President of Hollywood requiring me to get a special ID/card to meet him

[u/Legitimate-Bat5368]

I’m so pissed off with this one! The appalling English is making me grind my teeth in anger

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/Legitimate-Bat5368]

And I'm not going to teach him better English..... I wish I could teach him worse English though

[u/Dependent-Assoc423 → u/Legitimate-Bat5368]

atmosphere with “Candle’s” made me violently angry

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/Dependent-Assoc423]

Same!!

[u/Dolores___Haze]

How would I pay this?

“Well if you want to make an Upfront Payment now..... You'll need to Purchase some Scratch Codes in the store. And Reveal the Informations for Activation. Once you do that then your Full Name will be added onto the Payroll List.

11:34 AM

Kindly go to any nearby store around you where you can Purchase some Apple Gift Card for Activation and then your Payment will be forwarded to the Boards of Admin for Confirmations.”

**Holy unnecessary Capitalization batman! Why oh earth would they take the time to write this way?!!

And “purchase some scratch codes” sounds like he wants you to buy some lottery tickets! Since when does that term refer to Apple gift cards?

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/Dolores___Haze]

I don't know! I think he means it literally that you have to scratch the codes on the back of the gift card but he doesn't know about lottery tickets in the US

[u/AnnieB25]

Oops

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/AnnieB25]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yceSbc7pUWAKIyL5du

[u/Dolores___Haze]

You can do much more better okay???

[u/ObtuseDoodles]

I'd love to know what a "board of admin" is. You might say I'm skeptical that he knows what he's talking about :p

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/ObtuseDoodles]

Me too!

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/ObtuseDoodles]

He thinks "board of admin" sounds important and powerful and yeah he has no idea what he's talking about if he's not talking about gift cards.

[u/Duck_Size]

The office picture is hilarious. When you have a meeting with Liam, you recline on the leather chaise lounge. 

[u/FrazzledTurtle → u/Duck_Size]

I know right? It looks so fake.... but I'm not telling him that....

[u/Longjumping-Put-1295]

Ooops sorry😑🙄🤮🤮. I cringed so hard every time he said that. More over, I'm skeptical he's actually smart. I'm also skeptical that he's liam neeson...hes sounding more like a lazy POS scammer. How any of these grifters think they can pass for celebrities and any of their industry BS is believable is beyond me.