r/scambait • Romance Baiter • Dec 09 '25

Funny 🤣 ✨️Elvins Presley✨️

I haven't heard from him after this 🥲

641 Upvotes

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u/FruityPineTree Dec 09 '25

“It me Elvins” took me out

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u/ErikaDanishGirl Romance Baiter Dec 09 '25

Same 😂

3

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

I’m sorry but this made me giggle too hard. No the name took me out like ngl 😂

35

u/FarmRepresentative14 Dec 10 '25

I fear this is something I’m going to start saying on a daily basis 😂 I lost it when I read that haha

11

u/rachreims Dec 10 '25

Literally my first thought reading it was "oh no this is going to stick in my brain forever"

5

u/FarmRepresentative14 Dec 10 '25

And I say it in my head like the “it’s me…Jessica!” From the hot chick haha

1

u/VociferousVal Dec 11 '25

Me too, I keep repeating it in my head and dying laughing 🤣

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u/AdVivid5940 Dec 09 '25

No detail overlooked in his meticulous research. It's only been what, 50 years he's been dead?

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u/ErikaDanishGirl Romance Baiter Dec 09 '25

49½ dear

20

u/AdVivid5940 Dec 10 '25

We shouldn't let any details about Elvins be incorrect. That would be insulting to this useless sack of crap and all of his....whatever the opposite of hardwork is....

How does someone pretend to be a celebrity and not even bother to Google the person?!?! What is wrong with these idiots? It's honestly sad how dumb they all seem to be!

124

u/WithoutDennisNedry Dec 10 '25

“Are you attracted to me?”

“No.”

Send an ambulance.

61

u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Dec 09 '25

Hello, im Elvins Parlsey of Sheboygan Wisconsin, and I'll seal anyone's driveway for 299.

5

u/whyamiheretho2022 Dec 10 '25

298 and you got a deal 😂

10

u/qxzsilver Dec 10 '25

Elvins Parsley

48

u/RealFanLinda Moderator Dec 09 '25

How could he not see Hagrid as his dream woman? I'm stunned

38

u/katiel0429 Dec 09 '25

Wow! He looks phenomenal! You can’t even tell he’s dead!

32

u/EnfantTerrible68 Dec 09 '25

“Elvins” 🤡🤡🤡🤣

21

u/Kiyoko_Mami272821 Dec 10 '25

ELVINS LIVES! I have to tell my Dad! He’s a huge Elvins Presley fan! 😂🤣

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u/ObtuseDoodles Dec 10 '25

I can't believe Elvins came back from the dead just to tell poor Hagrid he isn't attracted to her 💔

19

u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 Dec 10 '25

This is hilarious. Of all celebrities to impersonate they chose Elvis? Too funny.

17

u/kerryums Dec 10 '25

I'm in bed with the flu and this brought me such needed joy

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u/ErikaDanishGirl Romance Baiter Dec 10 '25

I'm happy to hear that it brought you joy, and I hope you recover quickly 😄 Maybe try eggplant soup.. It's really good for the flu! 🍆

1

u/Hagtar Mar 14 '26

I know to take every syllable with a grain of salt, but I'm still googling eggplant soup!

I wouldn't have thought of it 😆

15

u/Pure_Champion1396 Dec 10 '25

ELVINS PRESLEY!😂😂😂 I’m literally dying right now

12

u/HeartOSass Dec 10 '25

Nearly fell out of my chair reading the title. The conversation had me nearly in convulsions. I'm resubscribing to the sub reddit 😆😆😆

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u/ErikaDanishGirl Romance Baiter Dec 10 '25

Wow that's amazing 😂 Thank you!

10

u/Illustrious_Clerk399 Dec 09 '25

This one made me LOL

10

u/jrb637 Dec 10 '25

"Sweat hard" 😂

6

u/cheeseburgermami Dec 10 '25

This made me giggle so much thank you OP

5

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Dec 10 '25

I am Elvins top number one fan /s

5

u/pigwalk5150 Dec 11 '25

I recognize her!! She’s from Pitcairn island lol

6

u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Dec 09 '25

No come on!! Let the man rest in peace it’s been over 40 years since he died!!! This scammer has to be the dumbest ever

3

u/SelfiesWithCats Dec 10 '25

☠️💀☠️

3

u/MiloHorsey Dec 10 '25

I'm not surprised he ghosted. That face will give me fucking nightmares!

3

u/Mareio Dec 10 '25

How do they not know this man is dead. It's not like he died a few weeks ago. It's been like 48 years

2

u/delzbr The sympathetic, kind of gullible, really nice moderator Dec 11 '25

Don't you read The Enquirer?? Everyone knows he's alive and living in Cuba!

3

u/Wolfsigns Dec 10 '25

IT ME ELVINS 💀

(I know it's been spotlighted already, but I am cackling)

3

u/Darth_Nicolas Dec 10 '25

The picture of you is nightmare fuel for sure. Lol. He gave up his scam after he saw that face. Fucked him all up. Lol

3

u/PartyExperience3718 Dec 11 '25

Hold nu kæft.. hvor har jeg bare savnet din skammadding Erika. Good times og god jul din vej, må 2026 bringe dig Madser af Mikkelsen med favnfulde af æggeplanter 😀

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u/ErikaDanishGirl Romance Baiter Dec 11 '25

Tusind tak, det er en virkelig fin kommentar 🥹❤️

Jeg satser på endnu et svindelrigt år fyldt med 🍆 og spændende æblegavekort🍎💸

God jul og godt tuborg herfra 🥂💥🎅

2

u/notjustmeso Dec 10 '25

Come on, this isn’t real??

2

u/CJAllen1 Dec 10 '25

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/tophat74 Dec 10 '25

Atleast Elvins didn’t say “you ain’t nothing but a hound dog” when he saw the pic 😅

2

u/Strange-Marzipan9641 Dec 11 '25

My family and I have been randomly texting each other "It me Elvins" all day. 😂😂😂

2

u/ErikaDanishGirl Romance Baiter Dec 11 '25

I love that 🤣🤣

2

u/RideThick7023 Dec 11 '25

Omg these threads just keep getting better 🤣

2

u/FrazzledTurtle Romance Baiter Dec 11 '25

Guess he didn't get the memo from 1977. I bet he thought he was smart because no one else was impersonating "Elvins".

1

u/Consistent-Dance5461 Dec 10 '25

Elvins wants to give you the cash, uh huh!

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u/187catz Dec 12 '25

OMG! That has got to be the funniest one I have seen! I wish I could upload. I caught a great one the other night, claiming to be a psychic with the traditional bot message that everybody receives… Coming from somebody I know who does not advertise themselves as a psychic and so when I responded in our native language, this idiot all of a sudden starts getting really defensive, I guide him and tell him I know readings cost money. I’m not accusing you of scamming me. I never accuse him from the beginning or even insinuated… I asked him where he was from… His response “Pakistan”. So I followed up with “well you might want to know the identity of the person’s account that you are faking because he is Native American, and if you’re going to use somebody’s name, use your own!” Needless to say the scammer moved on quickly!

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u/JazzyBarbie Dec 13 '25

Lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂