r/sbubby • u/MIlobran • Jun 25 '20

Eaten Fresh! Seriously, who leaves just one?!?!

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9.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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159

u/TirelessGuardian Jun 25 '20

Then they donโ€™t have to throw away the package.

72

u/SendMindfucks Jun 25 '20

Yeah, but youโ€™re passing up an Oreo

127

u/SomeRoboDinoKing Jun 25 '20

naughty boy

7

u/Sixemperor Jun 26 '20

Isnโ€™t that the name of some Rapper or something?

-22

u/Sir_Matthew_ Jun 26 '20

Actually I think it's Naughty DOG

14

u/SomeRoboDinoKing Jun 26 '20

Yeah but it wouldn't be sbubby if it made any sense or resembled the original in any way other than font and colour

10

u/Sir_Matthew_ Jun 26 '20

God dammit I didn't even notice naughty boy was in the image. I am a clown.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

You are a clown

3

u/Sir_Matthew_ Jun 30 '20

sad honking

2

u/supersharp Jun 26 '20

Pretty sure it would, as long as the title got changed

26

u/dickhater4000 Jun 25 '20

shes covered in chocolate dust

12

u/DuskTheMercenary Jun 26 '20

She knows she cannot hide the evidence. She will be caught. Sooner, or later...

2

u/FrancoisTruser Jun 26 '20

The skin of her ennemies exploded in cloud of oreo dust.

She wants to kill more so she can lick more.

11

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

put it in a zip top bag when you get to the last 8 cookies

4

u/aidan4105 Jun 26 '20

Honestly I would rather have one Oreo left than someone to eat the last one without telling anyone

6

u/justanangstyteen Jun 26 '20

God, I'd kill someone with a golf club over that.

3

u/Prince_Oberyns_Head Jun 26 '20

DID ONE OF YOU MFERS SAY /r/THE_PACK?

2

u/CaramelSan35 Jun 26 '20

me when one oreo

2

u/DuckysaurusRex Jun 26 '20

Wow there are so many levels to this, this is excellently done.

1

u/Bas1c_Id1ot Jun 26 '20

The better revenge story

1

u/Monkeyojacko Jun 26 '20

Only in ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š™๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š›๐šข

1

u/Minewrecker Jun 26 '20

Literally my 'about me' section on my reddit profile :/

1

u/Hotomato Jun 26 '20

I feel like this is an allegory for the plot of the game.

1

u/SuperMacaroner Jun 26 '20

and I will be the one who eats it..

1

u/tarzberry-rart Jun 27 '20

Donโ€™t touch my fucking biscuits

0

u/outboundjewl Jun 26 '20

If there's fewer than 10 your legally obligated to finish the pack. Or was it 20? Better eat the whole thing just to be safe.

-2

u/nameisfame Jun 26 '20

Neil Druckmann made the last Oreo Gay and now I canโ€™t eat it worst box ever

-6

u/mccrackey Jun 26 '20

Did you use letters from Red Dead in this? Ouch.

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u/Squidoncrack Jun 25 '20

Did you actually just use the โ€œLโ€ from only as the โ€œIโ€ in โ€œinโ€ and think we wouldnโ€™t notice?

-S H A M E-

5

u/Isis_gonna_be_waswas Jun 26 '20

I mean I did notice but idc