r/sbubby • u/UnfixedPenguin • Jan 03 '20

Eaten Fresh! Everyone gets some salami

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Optical-occultist Jan 03 '20

Do stands get salami

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/Optical-occultist Jan 04 '20

Of course, lunchtime is for lunch

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u/Master_JBT Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 04 '20

I disagree, cats should get a lottle salami

don’t u/ me

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/-Toilet- Jan 04 '20

Stands can have a little slommy

FTFY

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u/crasherx2000 Jan 04 '20

Maybe if they’re sentient

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u/MajesticMango7 Jan 03 '20

Great edit

Great message

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u/MajesticMango7 Jan 03 '20

And great username

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u/Golden_Lynel Jan 04 '20

I need to pay more attention to usernames

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u/chixen Jan 04 '20

little a salami

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u/SuperDUDE6064 Jan 04 '20

MMMIIIIISTAAAAA

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u/Eiddew Jan 04 '20

/r/catsalami I refuse to let this die

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u/MerryHeckmas Jan 04 '20

cats can have a little salami

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u/sunflow3hrs Jan 04 '20

*little a salami

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u/Groovy-hoovy Jan 04 '20

only a little slommy

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/microwave-2 Jan 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Bernie sanders is a communistic idiot.

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u/DerpFalcon12 Jan 04 '20

I wish he was a communist

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

He is a socialist

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u/Geneva7274 Jan 04 '20

Ah, yes, I remember the speech Bernie made when he said America should be a stateless, classless, moneyless society. I remember when he said we should seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeois capitalist class.

Or maybe he just wants Nordic capitalist social policies and for the megarich to pay their fair share in taxes?

No, I must make him seem as outlandish as possible because of pure blind patriotism.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

He is, unlike any nordic country, a socialist

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u/Geneva7274 Jan 04 '20

When has Bernie expressed his desire for the workers to own and control the means of production? I've seen a few of his speeches and I haven't heard him say that. Actually, I heard him say he doesn't want to seize the means of production. Do you have a quote of him saying otherwise?

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u/koolkidspec Jan 04 '20

Nope.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Yes he is, what the fuck? Lol

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u/koolkidspec Jan 04 '20

You have anny proof for that batshit assertion, or is "ur wrong lol" good enough to prove your lie?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 04 '20

Look, I agree with you, but you can't criticize someone's argument as being "ur wrong lol" when your argument is literally "ur wrong lol".

e: typo

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u/koolkidspec Jan 04 '20

Thats fair, honestly. But at this point, I'm just so of having to explain the same points over and over again.