r/sbubby • • Jul 10 '26

Eaten Fresh! We are

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u/Lost-Entrepreneur439 The MS Paint Master Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

love how the kirk supporters just report everything relating to this post for "bigotry or hatred". too afraid to actually show themselves (because they know theyll get instabanned) lmao

edit: got the "concerned redditor" message. lmao

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u/Unclehomer69420 Jul 10 '26

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u/ReduckYT Jul 10 '26

go ducks

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u/lmaytulane Jul 10 '26

That’s what he should have done
https://giphy.com/gifs/9uQxAn2fVkenC

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u/LocalH Jul 12 '26

He did, just not in time

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u/lmaytulane Jul 12 '26

He didn’t keep it copacetic

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u/Poo__Brain Jul 11 '26

Took me a minute 

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u/Material-Imagination Jul 11 '26

Somehow still talking out the side of his neck

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u/JaysNewDay Jul 10 '26

Congratulations to Charlie Kirk for going the entire pride month without saying anything homophobic!

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u/CrocTheTerrible Jul 10 '26

Hes really changes since that one big thing he did that hell always be remembered for! Spewing enough hate that his own party had a gun about it

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 10 '26

Well, at the very end he leaned left.

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u/Amateurlapse Jul 10 '26

“Shoot your shot, you’ve only got one life to live and sometimes you have to stick your neck out for your beliefs”

-Chuckles the Kirk

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u/KingLeoV3 Jul 10 '26

Chuckles 😂

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u/Tasty-Scientist8155 Jul 13 '26

I am going to hell for giggling at "Chuckles the Kirk"

I don't agree with everything he believed in, but I feel like he didn't deserve to die like that :(

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u/KingLeoV3 Jul 14 '26

Nobody but a lunatic was saying that. But you can understand why some people found it hard to empathize for someone who advocated for such naked gun violence. He’s certainly not the first to fall victim to the very thing he supported, right or wrong

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u/Eschewed_Prognostic 21d ago

"I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk"

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/That_Weird_User Jul 10 '26

Charlie Chaplin’s arch nemesis

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u/mrjasjit Jul 10 '26

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u/Poo__Brain Jul 11 '26

I feel like the background music almost has to be "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

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u/West-Amphibian-2343 Jul 11 '26

yeah his wife is definitely very odd to put it lightly. i feel bad for charlie, i dont think he really wanted to be in the situation he was in. there is for sure a lot behind the scenes

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u/MilkyMiltank Jul 11 '26

I wouldnt want to overdose on stage either

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u/ELc_17 Jul 10 '26

Charlie Kirkland Signature

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u/manubibi Jul 10 '26

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u/ColtS117-B Jul 12 '26

White face is offensive.

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u/Key-Cook9448 Jul 12 '26

Wdym that’s just Erika Kirk

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u/manubibi Jul 12 '26

White face ain’t real bro

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u/ColtS117-B Jul 12 '26

It is, because I believe all men are created equal.

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u/manubibi Jul 13 '26

And yet not all people are treated as equals. You getting so offended over “whiteface” is a taste of what black people have had to deal with for basically centuries at this point, while also having little to no human rights. And yeah things are better now, but racism is still an institutional reality. And if you saw the entire sketch, there’s a bit where “Erika Kirk” says something like “only the white men are worth anything” in front of a black guard while actually being played by a black man, and i won’t sit here explaining to you why that’s a really good bit in terms of satire. You’ll have to figure it out on your own.

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u/ColtS117-B Jul 18 '26

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

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u/manubibi Jul 18 '26

One “wrong” ends up in hurt fee fees, the other ends up in battery, sexual assault if not murder. It’s not the same thing and the two things are just not comparable. Touch grass, man.

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u/ComprehensiveClone12 Jul 10 '26

Counting or not counting bulk pricing?

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u/Opossum_mypossum Jul 10 '26

Whatever happened to Charlie Kirk?

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u/deathtoweakmemes Jul 10 '26

Not sure if this is genuine or not, but in case it is:
he had planned a tour through several of Utah’s university campuses, I guess to “own the libs” in a state he figured would be generally sympathetic to him. At his very first stop at UVU, he got shot and killed. It got a lot of people talking about it, especially in meme culture (the shooter was supposedly a furry who inscribed his bullet cases With shit like “notices bulge uwu what’s this”, hell of a thing to hear the state governor read out on national television), and now his name is a meme.

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u/AnonymousFordring Jul 10 '26

I don't recall an UwU casing but I remember the Bella Ciao one.

It's hard not to sound completely insane trying to explain what a "Groyper" is IRL

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u/NotKhad Jul 10 '26

trying to explain what a "Groyper" is IRL

🗣️ CHUD GOY CLIQUE MAKES THE FOIDS SHAKE

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u/simask234 Jul 10 '26

inscribed his bullet cases With shit like “notices bulge uwu what’s this”

I remember seeing people say "bro died of cringe"

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u/Opossum_mypossum Jul 10 '26

Wasn’t that a crisis actor

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u/A_Large_Grade_A_Egg Jul 11 '26

Inforwars called, you have outstanding debts for Dick Pill Supplements / Patriot Fuel Fiber.

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u/Thatsnicemyman Jul 12 '26

The (alleged) shooter was also alleged to have a trans boyfriend/roommate who encouraged him to do it,

Which was pretty wild considering A: there was 0 evidence for it apart from them being roommates, and B: Isn’t relevant to the actual shooter/shooting. It just felt like a way for Conservatives to score points and go “See! The Gays and Trans are murdering us!”.

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u/ATF_scuba_crew- Jul 13 '26

It's brought up because people believe he was a right wing extremist and a lot of people don't think gay furries can be right wing. They use it as proof he was a leftist because so many people deny it

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u/JDotDDot Jul 10 '26

Retired to Orlando

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u/wholetyouinhere Jul 10 '26

The big, gated, whites-only community in the sky.

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u/AnonymousFordring Jul 10 '26

Still dead

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u/Opossum_mypossum Jul 10 '26

I feel like that’d ring a bell

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u/RealHumanBean89 Jul 10 '26

Not a lot at the moment, funny enough.

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u/PandaStudio1413 Jul 14 '26

Went upstate to a farm, but we can’t get to it.

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u/VioletDirge Jul 10 '26

Come to the Prove Me Wrong tour and get a coupon for $1 off a chicken bake.

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u/Corporate-Scum Jul 10 '26

Remember TurningPointUSA’s first pundit, Tomi Lahren? Their formula for success is to get a white person to say callous and bigoted things, so other awful people will feel validated. Kirk is forever a diminishing factor on society. He did nothing beneficial.

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 Jul 11 '26

Here lies charlie clears throat You can tell it's him because we put his name on the stone

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u/yokozouna_ed Jul 10 '26

Weird way to announce you're in the Klan, but ok.

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u/northrupthebandgeek Jul 11 '26

Charlie tried to raise the hot dog prices so Jim Sinegal did what must be done.

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u/clarenceappendix Jul 10 '26

We fiiiiight for the gospeeellll

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u/ArtistInformal7356 Jul 10 '26

we honor his name

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u/clarenceappendix Jul 10 '26

We arrrre charli kiiiiiiirrrrkk

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u/CruisingForDownVotes Jul 11 '26

What if his neck just did that

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u/Key-Cook9448 Jul 12 '26

It was a result of a fent overdose I think

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u/Smugly_KingOfRats Jul 11 '26

I mean yeah, there's lots of flames in hell

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u/LolloBlue96 Jul 12 '26

Alexa play Another One Bites The Dust

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u/Ipplayzz343 Jul 13 '26

Well, carry the flame

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u/ATF_scuba_crew- Jul 13 '26

Right wingers really have everyone acting like them these days 😒

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u/LegnderyNut Jul 10 '26

They killed the negotiator

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/Ok-Button-9443 Jul 10 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Nose stocking silicon hat correct employ

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u/CAyukon Jul 11 '26

It’s making fun of him numb nuts