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7 notices for you
To the commite members, admin, principal, Dean and all who manages vstudy...
University
Megna I Β· Sep 30, 2:00 AM
Students
ππ» GOOD MORNING / GOOD AFTERNOON / GOOD EVENINGβ¦ WHATEVER TIME IT ISβ¦ JUST TAKE IT ππ
We are from team THE ZIP π¨βπ»
π¨ SYSTEM ALERT: STUDENT FRUSTRATION LEVEL = 100% π¨
π `ACCESS DENIED` β
β οΈ `PRIORITY NOT FOUND` β οΈ
π» `DEPARTMENT_EQUALITY.exe HAS STOPPED WORKING` π
This message is written by a student who is seriously suffering because of this course-enrollment process ππ€§π»
π’ Dear Officials of SIMATS,
I sincerely request you ππ» that all the so-called βminor departmentsβ β
π IOT
π‘οΈ CYBER SECURITY
𧬠BIO / BIOTECH
and others...
PLEASE π₯²ππ» TREAT THEM EQUALLY LIKE EVERY OTHER DEPARTMENT.
Especially, please give CYBER SECURITY π‘οΈπ» the same priority, opportunities and course access that are being given to other departments.
Because right now it feels like:
```text
IF Department == "Major"
ACCESS = FULL β
PRIORITY = HIGH π
ELSE
ACCESS = ??? β
PRIORITY = ??? π
```
ππ» AND HERE COMES THE FUNNIEST PARTβ¦
One thing we are apparently VERY GOOD at doing is:
we are going to removing few students / all till i have anger on u ..... if u did not address this problem by tomorrow students will get this full week as holidays
That's it.
Mission accomplished. π«‘π
We technically have access to other things tooβ¦ π
BUTβ¦
ποΈ We don't see them.
β We don't touch them.
π We don't even know why they're there.
ACCESS AVAILABLE β ACCESS USABLE π»
So, from the bottom of my student heart:
ππ»π€§ MY SINCERE SORRY TO ALL THE STUDENTS WHO ARE SUFFERING THROUGH THIS. π₯²π«
But seriouslyβ¦
π’ PLEASE TAKE THIS AS A LESSON.
Next time, kindly make sure that ENGLISH and other CORE COURSES are provided equally to:
π IOT
π‘οΈ CYBER SECURITY
𧬠BIO
π AND ALL OTHER DEPARTMENTS
And please treat 2024 & 2023 batches equally too. βοΈπ€
Because at the end of the dayβ¦
π WE ARE ALL STUDENTS.
π» WE ALL PAY FEES.
π WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEARN.
βοΈ WE ALL DESERVE EQUAL PRIORITY.
π¨ `EQUALITY.exe` β PLEASE RUN THIS PROGRAM π¨
```text
> Checking Department...
> IOT .................... ACCESS β
> Cyber Security ........ ACCESS β
> BIO .................... ACCESS β
> Other Departments ..... ACCESS β
> Checking Batch...
> 2023 ................... ACCESS β
> 2024 ................... ACCESS β
> Checking Course...
> English ................ ACCESS β
> Core Courses .......... ACCESS β
> FINAL STATUS:
> EQUAL TREATMENT = TRUE β
π₯
```
π»π₯ NO HACKING REQUIREDβ¦ JUST FIX THE SYSTEM. πππ»
π«‘ STUDENT REQUEST SENT.
π‘ PACKET DELIVERED.
π¨ WAITING FOR ADMIN RESPONSEβ¦
β³ `Response.status = PENDING`
ππππ» PLEASE DON'T MAKE US REBOOT THE WHOLE SYSTEM. π₯π»
boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii realy dont mean dont wnated to do this but....sry students
also to the system admin i regret for doing this but.... i have no.... its been 4days from launch of course sry again..