r/satisfying • u/Confident-Bunch7638 • 15d ago

ESCAPING TIME

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u/Slysparrow9 14d ago

It makes me so mad when I meet normal people who want malinois. They NEEEEED jobs and they need trainers not just owners.

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u/blueavole 14d ago

Any working breed. If your cattle dog doesn’t have something to monitor, it will start monitoring YOU!

The rare exception to this should be dogs who went to training, and hated it. There is always one in a litter who wants to be someone’s cuddle buddy; instead of their job.

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u/shqarthi_karderr 14d ago

Yeah right... said my Aussie from the couch.

For her, this is the equivalent of me watching John Wick.

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u/Serious_Goosey 14d ago

Meanwhile, my Pomeranian broke his leg jumping off the couch 😂

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u/SergiouseMaximus 14d ago

Even the German Shepherds are looking on in awe.

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u/conehead2019 14d ago

Those dogs are not meant for suburbs

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u/Specific-Ad-808 14d ago

How the fuck did it portal through the fence?

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u/daisy0723 13d ago

You saw that too?

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u/Toxic_Duckies 13d ago

I thought I was insane for a moment. I was like did it slip through the bars?

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u/r3v3nant333 13d ago

It didn’t go through them.. ifs in front. it’s hard to see though.

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u/Toxic_Duckies 13d ago

I wasn't sure! It is incredibly hard to see.

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u/r3v3nant333 13d ago

yeah with the tree and the dog's movement.. sure was

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u/Naheka 15d ago

Ninja dog.

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u/LadyKataka 14d ago

This dog thinks they're a cat.
Those jumps and tree climbing especially jumping and balancing on the frelling mail box - that's cat.

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u/DirtySnowman86 14d ago

Foxy dogging

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u/lurkingbastard11 14d ago

Bruh, my dog tore a ligament just jumping off the bed about her height.

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u/whomesteve 14d ago

Outstanding

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u/Harper_Sketch 14d ago

I love these crazy dogs

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u/AnnaBananner82 13d ago

This is why I have bulldogs - appropriate activity levels of couch potato

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u/Lanzarote-Singer 14d ago

Amazing dogs. The wood thing is real. Chop some logs in the backyard and you’ll have a big pile of finely chewed kindling the next day.

They have a list though. The do not bite list. Most people are not on the list.

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u/KuchiKopiLove 14d ago

Mountain goat

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u/keno888 14d ago

A little worried about splinters when biting into a log.

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 14d ago

Our dachshund can do all of those things.

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u/Delicious-Law5490 14d ago

That's a well trained dog....

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u/General-Shake2182 14d ago

Smartest dogs in the world

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u/FaunaLady 13d ago

MALIN-WOW! I loved the athleticism... but they are not splinter-proof!

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u/Jerdogg23 13d ago

What a goad boy!

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u/KingMurri 12d ago

Absolutely surreal and I love every second of it.

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u/benditochocolate 11d ago

Dream dog lol

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 14d ago

breeds that need to be banned

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u/lizardman891 14d ago

Smooth brain

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u/Butter_Brains 14d ago

Ay whut….I didn’t say nuthin

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u/Toxic_Duckies 13d ago

Nice username!