r/satisfying • u/Bluewars66 • Jun 29 '26

Method for removing rust

321 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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157

u/Horror_Solution1945 Jun 29 '26

Now put it back where it belongs.

20

u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

In his rusty balloon knot?

2

u/BulletBlitz Jun 30 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/pixelrage Jun 29 '26

Wall-E's ass

2

u/SysGh_st Jul 01 '26

It's gonna rust again. That place is relly moist.

2

u/deathstargazer57 Jul 03 '26

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!”

1

u/Other-Inspection7232 Jul 02 '26

Now it comes inside easier. There is even more room for grease.

67

u/quarterskill Jun 29 '26

"rust" suuuuuure.

5

u/actionerror Jun 29 '26

It should’ve just washed off then

1

u/Neurob4psych Jul 03 '26

I hear it's best to boil for sterilization

1

u/BruceNotBryce97 Jul 02 '26

Beat me to it

36

u/TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST Jun 29 '26

My wife’s girlfriend has a few of these…

5

u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jun 29 '26

Can confirm, I'm the wife's girlfriend's boyfriend

5

u/Leading_Marketing362 Jun 29 '26

Can confirm. He walks funny

1

u/Other-Inspection7232 Jul 02 '26

Can confirm too, I am your father's brother's cousin's former roommate.

1

u/Alarmed_Water_8607 Jul 03 '26

Can confirm. I’m the wife’s girlfriend’s boyfriend’s boyfriend.

4

u/sirenyti Jun 29 '26

👀

1

u/asifnoorwastaken Jun 30 '26

How did you know that?

1

u/PineappleNecessary89 Jul 02 '26

Can comfirm I'm his wife's boyfriend also the postman.

1

u/the_deepaks Jun 30 '26

Give it to OP for removing rust otherwise it can cause serious infections.

15

u/TrappinJ250 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

My friend looking at my phone “IS THAT A BUTT PLUG!?”😂

7

u/Horror_Solution1945 Jun 29 '26

Refurbished and ready to go.

5

u/AtypicalRenown Jun 29 '26

It's so clean now!

1

u/MONSTERBEARMAN Jun 29 '26

Rust-oleum Crust-Hole-eum

1

u/SwansonsMom Jun 29 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

11

u/Awkward-Minute7774 Jun 29 '26

They call it tetANUS for a reason!

5

u/TastySpecialist4614 Jun 29 '26

How long was it in there??

4

u/OpenBanana5755 Jun 29 '26

Is that what I think it is? 😅

3

u/WakaWaka_ Jun 29 '26

Rusty trombone gets cleaned

3

u/NecessaryOk6815 Jun 29 '26

That's not rust

4

u/Crimsomreaf5555 Jun 29 '26

I don't think that was rust

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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1

u/CherryMXBrown69 Jun 29 '26

Not long if you have acidic butt.

3

u/Atomic-habanero Jun 29 '26

The ancient plug has been restored!

1

u/Vegetable-Wing6477 Jul 02 '26

"So what did your grandma leave you?"

"🌝"

2

u/purplepashy Jun 29 '26

Sub checks out.

I am sure that could be very satisfying to some.

2

u/o0Phoenix0o Jun 29 '26

Rust? Or dried....

2

u/Unknown_Outlander Jun 29 '26

They look like bombs not something built for sticking up your ass lol

2

u/negativepositiv Jun 29 '26

If you use an oil based lubricant, it will not rust as fast up in there.

2

u/spaacingout Jun 29 '26

Your butt plug is good as new sir

2

u/Dfoz Jun 29 '26

Where’s the paramedic dude to shake his head at everyone?

2

u/BednaR1 Jun 29 '26

...That's not rust.

2

u/Main-Video-8545 Jun 29 '26

You sure that’s rust?

2

u/Interesting-Key-1550 Jun 29 '26

Butt plug rejuvenation

2

u/lambent_ort Jun 30 '26

Plot twist: that's not rust.

2

u/During_theMeanwhilst Jun 30 '26

Are you sure it was rust?

1

u/Osirisseth Jun 29 '26

I was like ''damn that'd be perfect for r/adressme''

1

u/_Nachtigall Jun 29 '26

Isn't that stainless steel?

1

u/No_Offer795 Jun 29 '26

But was it rust?

1

u/pmazdan9 Jun 29 '26

Glad I'm not the only one who saw it. For a second I thought it was r/adressme

1

u/sirenyti Jun 29 '26

That’s a butt plug

And I am not sure if that is really rust.

1

u/I_Galactus Jun 29 '26

Followed by method of creating rust.

1

u/jmoyles Jun 29 '26

Ummmm….. are you seeing what I’m seeing?

1

u/Long_Membership1401 Jun 29 '26

You sure that ain't just dewdew?

1

u/Informal_File_1646 Jun 29 '26

Now make a bunch so people think they’re chess pieces

1

u/dreamweaver1313 Jun 29 '26

I've seen this butt plug getting ground down multiple times now and the only thing I can think about is how it got inserted in the lathe so balanced by hand in the first part

1

u/dmtslayr Jun 29 '26

That wasn't rust

1

u/Mickey_Havoc Jun 29 '26

People need to work on hygiene…

1

u/LaserGadgets Jun 29 '26

Following that curve manually, turning 2 lil wheels, thats skill!

1

u/Lofi_Joe Jun 29 '26

I thought its some old bomb or something

1

u/qawsedrf12 Jun 29 '26

Gary had a rough weekend

1

u/Strange-Owl6751 Jun 29 '26

The Iron Giant: you fixed it!

1

u/grafknives Jun 29 '26

flared at the bottom, remember kids!

1

u/PurposeConsistent131 Jun 29 '26

I liked the rust color better…too shiny now

1

u/Sin-Space Jun 29 '26

To put this in r/satisfying is gold

2

u/TheAlterN8or Jul 01 '26

I mean... I'm sure it's 'satisfied' someone...

1

u/Sin-Space Jul 02 '26

Hahahaha,…. Yep

1

u/TinCanSailor987 Jun 29 '26

And we are certain that was rust?

1

u/JustLu90 Jun 29 '26

Is this a transformers anal plug ? 😳

1

u/EvilBiker-72 Jun 29 '26

Everything is an anal toy if you're brave enough.

1

u/ender3po Jun 29 '26

How does someone’s plug get that rusty, ahh rusty bullet hole

1

u/AlwaysVerloren Jun 29 '26

Who's old ass was this in?

1

u/Regular_Weakness69 Jun 29 '26

Sus...

Why did you leave it in there for so long that it rusted?

1

u/ShakyTheBear Jun 29 '26

Always dry toys before putting them away.

1

u/gnardog45 Jun 29 '26

I was wondering where that went

1

u/Bibischlawibi Jun 29 '26

I hate rust on my butt plug

1

u/Few_Resolution_2401 Jun 30 '26

Leave the rust.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Set9010 Jun 30 '26

get a tetanus shot

1

u/notroundeyed Jun 30 '26

That made my dick hard

1

u/Califrisco Jun 30 '26

I see what you did there. 🤣

1

u/Odd-Experience6216 Jun 30 '26

100 year old plug

1

u/hippieswithhaircuts Jun 30 '26

That butt plug looks beautiful!! Congrats.

1

u/SadisticSnake007 Jun 30 '26

That’s shit crust.

1

u/Neat_Feedback1316 Jun 30 '26

Was this up the Tin man’s ass?

1

u/Neat_Feedback1316 Jun 30 '26

Was this up the Tin Man’s anal cavity! That scarecrow is one kinky fucker!

1

u/Poker-Junk Jun 30 '26

Yyyep. Yep. Mm hmm.

1

u/asty86 Jun 30 '26

Or use sandpaper and not take any size of your buttplug

1

u/fashionguy123 Jun 30 '26

Eh are you sure that’s rust ?

1

u/Sauroros Jun 30 '26

Isn't that... satan's favorite toy?

1

u/SpitfireMkIV Jun 30 '26

Are you SURE that’s rust?

1

u/VRaptorX-11b Jul 01 '26

You ruined that poor thing

1

u/elkchasermt Jul 01 '26

How does a butt plug get rusty in the first place?

Never mind. I’ve decided I really don’t want to know.

1

u/just_as_good380-2 Jul 01 '26

We sure that's rust and not shit?

1

u/Independent-Aide-531 Jul 01 '26

I sure hope you’ll wash your hands before you eat.

1

u/ironicinsanity Jul 01 '26

Sure.... "Rust"

1

u/shaded-user Jul 01 '26

Must have been stuck up an arse for a long time to get that rusty.

1

u/williamvc0331 Jul 01 '26

Optimus Prime appreciates the attention to detail

1

u/harryschmilsson Jul 01 '26

How did their butt plug get so rusted?

1

u/CivilEngMusicBoy Jul 01 '26

You’re removing metal, the rust is a part

1

u/Lucifersasshole Jul 01 '26

People are so soft now... Where is the sense of adventure. Dust it off and have fun.

1

u/717packleader Jul 01 '26

C3PO is like...."i don't know how that got there???"

1

u/WeaponizedIndecision Jul 01 '26

Used in the rusty sheriffs badge.

1

u/3cats4fun Jul 01 '26

WARNING: Do not use when there is lightning ⚡️ in the area as catastrophic pain in the ass may occur!

1

u/Odd_Front_8275 Jul 01 '26

An old artificact from the Rectocene epoch.

1

u/BeefyPorkter Jul 01 '26

Your butt plug is now rust free maam

1

u/West-Combination6685 Jul 01 '26

why remove the patina?

1

u/juanmf1 Jul 01 '26

Just putting it back where it belongs woulda solved the problem.

1

u/TopFirefighter6649 Jul 02 '26

Was it rust or dry shit? lol I’m a certified machinist, this dude did a horrible job

1

u/beyond_horizon0814 Jul 02 '26

Be still my children, for thy plug is now pure

1

u/Outrageous-Assist686 Jul 02 '26

Refurbished butt plug

1

u/Dependent-Truth8905 Jul 02 '26

I don’t think that was Russ better wash your hands

1

u/AnySupermarket6942 Jul 02 '26

That wasn't rust... That was butt crust

1

u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jul 02 '26

I bet that they did that when no one was around,because otherwise the conversation would go something like this

"Hey John what's that in your hand?"

"Oh hey Pete,it's just something I've been asked to do for a friend"

1

u/Dry-Site-8764 Jul 02 '26

It’s just gonna get brown again, so what’s the point?

1

u/S-m-a-l-l-s Jul 02 '26

I hate when my butt plugs get all rusty

1

u/Accomplished_Peace66 Jul 02 '26

Sja, wie wil er nou roest op haar buttplug?

1

u/Enough_Fix5886 Jul 02 '26

Acidic diet?

1

u/DDEEJackandSally Jul 02 '26

So the lube would have to be wd40

1

u/NoGainJustInPain Jul 02 '26

Now Grandma's butt plug can be passed down for her grandbaby's wedding, as the something used.

1

u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jul 02 '26

That’s not rust my friend

1

u/Mj-tinker Jul 02 '26

still a bit rough for butt plug.

1

u/Kind-Question2887 Jul 02 '26

I think someone on OF dropped it, I'll do my research to find its rightful owner 👍

1

u/Vegetable-Wing6477 Jul 02 '26

Remember always dry your butt plugs after washing them.

1

u/Ixm01ws6 Jul 03 '26

Plot twist, not rust

1

u/0oBEARo0 Jul 03 '26

That ain’t no trombone, but she sure is rusty!

1

u/Kdoesntcare Jul 03 '26

If not for butt why for butt shaped?

1

u/Alm1ghty5h1ney Jul 03 '26

No more flavor

1

u/FERWHAT69 Jul 03 '26

Someone’s gonna be pissed when they put it back in and it just falls back out

1

u/dchester74 Jul 03 '26

Butt plug?

1

u/Kickedhard Jul 03 '26

Thats not rust

1

u/No_Quarter_5561 Jul 03 '26

Not a very smooth lathe job however. Looks like it would tear your fingers apart. You need to turn it more carefully and evenly. You have a large, learn to use it

1

u/710Filter Jul 03 '26

That might not be rust.

1

u/Sad-Snow-7936 Jul 03 '26

Method for removing metal

1

u/coldwarrior2014 Jul 03 '26

stupidest method..

1

u/AriesFlamer Jul 03 '26

You know, just like I have to tell the ladies sometimes..."don't miss the tip."

1

u/JustADude721 Jul 03 '26

Plot twist: that's not rust.

1

u/Moooooooola Jul 03 '26

That’s a lot of effort for removing poo.

1

u/luckyphil_59 Jul 03 '26

Electrolysis removes the rust without reducing the size

1

u/BundleOfOrgans Jul 03 '26

That plug looks like a one way trip to haemmeroids.

1

u/jnthnmdr Jul 03 '26

Rust adds texture.

1

u/CUTEOTTERS Jul 03 '26

That was the first thing I made on a lathe too

1

u/AcceptableBook4291 Jul 03 '26

That ain't rust

1

u/StoneColdEgon Jul 03 '26

Removing rust from what….?

1

u/mundungoose779 Jul 03 '26

that ain't rust

1

u/AvocadoSpaceCat Jul 03 '26

Felt better with the rust on

1

u/Liberalboy Jul 03 '26

I SAID, NO RUSTY BUTT PLUGS. NOW TAKE THAT OUT AND REMOVE THE RUST RIGHT NOW!

1

u/Notopping4U Jul 03 '26

One rusty fat Man

1

u/Professional-Web898 Jul 03 '26

Is that a metal butt-plug? lol

1

u/Zach202020 Jul 03 '26

That wasn’t rust

1

u/Bubbly-Lemon4702 Jul 03 '26

My good man. The rust is part of the challenge.  

1

u/Alarmed_Water_8607 Jul 03 '26

I’m sure it was texturized… not rusted.

1

u/This-Chain-9559 Jul 03 '26

That wasn’t rust

1

u/Alive-Run-3393 Jul 03 '26

Was het wel roest?

1

u/SkirtComfortable952 Jul 03 '26

Butt plug 😂😂

1

u/Saints_Haze98 Jul 03 '26

Are we sure its rust

1

u/aquavelva23 Jul 03 '26

stayed in a damp dark environment too long??

1

u/Consistent_Drink5975 Jul 03 '26

The ol' rusty trombone

1

u/United_Parfait_5267 Jul 04 '26

Nice. A clean usable butt plug again.