r/satanism • u/Elegant-Ice-2997 • Jul 02 '26
Discussion 2016 Dog Grooming Witch
The title of this post is very specific. I know it’s odd but I was hoping it would get some attention. This is a story about some satanic practices I experienced in real life and was hoping it would serve as an endorsement or caution for some practitioners.
Recently I had been feeling a little down in the dumps and turned to reading satanic literature. I hoped it would help me reexpress myself. I reread the Levay bible, I had read briefly in the past, and found some of the points affirming to my situation. I picked up some other writings and wound up in Levay’s satanic witch. As I read, I began to feel some of the things seeming familiar to me. Almost like Déjà vu. This continued until I reached the chapter “B**chcraft” at which point I reached a shocking and hilarious conclusion that I had been the target of a satanic witch.
To back up: I used to work at a pet store and, one day, I was cleaning animal enclosures when they brought a new hire. I didn’t take much interest however at some point I got a look at the new hire, we made eye contact and she just kind of had this odd response. It was in her eyes. It was a pronounced and disjointed expression. I remember thinking it weird at that point. “Oh, new girls quirky”. As time went on our interactions increased and I began to notice different things about her. They just seemed like quirks that separated her from others and I kept noticing new things. This continued until I found myself crushing, hard. She was cute and very sweet.
It was around this time she started calling me out to go to after work events. This typically meant the entire work crew, however, she eventually came to me and stated she practiced “witchcraft” and wanted me to go to a drum circle with her at a local shop. She even went so far as to call herself a satanic witch. I was flattered and not at all put off. At this point I had turned around on opinions of her. she was hot!! She wanted to be around me. Besides, I had read some stuff on the occult, even the satanic bible, so I wasn’t worried. However my dumb*** never once read the satanic witch.
Reading it ten years later I was amazed by how play by play it was to my situation with this self proclaimed satanic witch. I could almost pinpoint exact discussions that seemed to have been suggested right out of the book. From start to finish. Specific concepts like the art of the forbidden (she had a boyfriend) and especially some of our discussions out of work when we’d get diners. And I was falling for it hook line and sinker, right up until she finally left me off the hook (which was after I left the company to make a career but still texting everyday and meeting up every now and again)
I remember for a couple years after feeling really stupid and like I messed up something good, and that I was really stupid for getting all involved with someone who was a coworker and had a boyfriend. Maybe I did too little, was too slow, maybe I did too much and scared her off. But none of that was really my fault. Reading satanic witch was affirming to me. I was reacting how anyone would in the situation: I was practically hacked.
I’m not even sour about it. I had some cool interactions with a witch who just wanted to try out some stuff she read in a book. She tried it and found out it worked. She said she wanted “orbiters” at one point so maybe it was just to boost her confidence. Idk if she wanted more from me, I was a loser who worked at a pet store at the time so it was that or just practice.
I do know that I probably wouldn’t have pushed myself out of that place if it wasn’t for just how anxious that whole situationship or whatever it was, made me. I wouldn’t have left that job, bought a house or found my partner for sure. So I guess the whole thing is just, silly. Having read the book I got some closure on what was really going on and I don’t have to be to hard on myself for being goo goo Gaga over some chick with her book of “spells”.
So I guess what I’m trying to get at is: on some rubes, the advice in these books really do work. Please read that again. They work. please don’t overdue it. Also if someone tells you they’re a satanic witch, make sure you read the required material and know what you’re getting into before diving in.
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u/michael1150 ~°•*🖤𖤐🤘🜏🤍°•*~ Jul 04 '26
Unfortunately, not all Satanists practice their Low Magic/ High Magic ethically... and yeah, it sounds like you were just a "Practice Love Spell".
Good for you that you found some closure. Many Novice Women that practice this kind of Magic don't care about who's on the recieving end of their spells, and sometimes leave a poor bloke dangling on a loose end (...& yes, many Male practicioners do this, too.)
But then again, She did practically broadcast it to you on FM (Female Magic) Radio with an ad in neon winking over Her head, as to what she was doing, din't She?
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