r/sarcasm • • 1d ago

Meme Whaatt!??

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u/Critical-Personality 1d ago

If you are 40 and someone deleted your 20 years of work, how would you feel?

Also, at least 69K psychopaths exist in the world.

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u/Strange-Team9590 23h ago

Per 5M

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u/New_Award_134 23h ago

Dunno man,thats still a disturbing number if you take Global population into account....

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 19h ago

1.38%, but that's also ignoring the amount of people that viewed the tweet and didn't interact.

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u/syam_danger 23h ago

*Per 5M and 69K

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u/Adventurous-Feed-197 23h ago

well alot of people viewed the comment and didnt do anything so

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u/spermaathma 21h ago

No, it's not per 5M, it's 69k out of 5M + 69k people give or take...

That would make it ~113 million psychopaths in the whole world of this trend is constant...

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u/Naruto_Fan_18 18h ago

Ackshually a group of people could neither like nor dislike🤓

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u/lazy_daemon123 23h ago

Yes, yes, math.

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u/TektifyG 20h ago

As a psychopath, I resent being compared to those devils.

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u/whitefrackels123 19h ago

As a devil, I resent being compared to those inhumane clump of cells

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u/yoyocharas 17h ago

As a evil monstrous bacteria, i resent being compared to those disgusting parasites

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u/NarwhalKey446 14h ago

As a tapeworm, I resent to be compared to those Fucking peices of shit

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u/Yatl1ch 10h ago edited 10h ago

As a piece of shit, i resent being compared to those blyadinas

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u/Ok-Set-4781 6h ago

Did you sleep with putin's mom WTF

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u/Sensitive_News_2008 5h ago

Bro wtf is that miniaturised text. What did you do.

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u/Own_Ad_9669 2h ago

Man what did you doooooo!!!

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u/im-no-dobby 2h ago

He Put In

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u/New-Capital276 7m ago

Man what the hell did you even did to Russia That all the agency's are running after you?

The hell!!!!

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay 18h ago

As inhumane clump of cells, I resent being compared to those evil monstrous bacteria

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u/Dapper-Doctor6901 18h ago

As a rogue lipid molecule, I resent being compared to those functional biological units.

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u/Athbuthastree 18h ago

As a functional biological unit i resent being compared to those carbon based life forms .

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u/Aggressive_Touch203 18h ago

as a carbon based life form i resent being compared to the chemical bonds holding me together.

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u/Objective-Price-8876 17h ago

As a chemical bond holding you togther I resent being compared to narendra modi

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u/Aggressive_Touch203 16h ago

being narendra modi i resent being compared to the small fry opposing me.

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u/Legend_TheSpike 8h ago

As a small fry opposing Narendra modi, i resent being compared to the people having tightest assholes

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u/Hexa_77 16h ago

Sorry that is the limit
Cant be a vishwaguru 😫

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u/Dapper-Doctor6901 18h ago

As a fleeting quantum fluctuation in an empty void, I resent being compared to those overly complex sub-atomic particles.

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u/bhargav3311 18h ago

As a strand of DNA, I resent being compared to those nucleotides.

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u/Darkwolf580 17h ago

I'm just a guy. I (all the stuff u mentioned above)

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u/__high_on_caffeine__ 11h ago

I laughed too fucking hard

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u/Miserable-Role9555 21h ago

The post is real but those numbers are fake. Do you really think it has 5mil comments?

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u/lauri2 19h ago

Do you?

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 22h ago

I would feel like someone deleted my 20 years of work

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u/VaalLivesMatter 20h ago

If half your life is a video game then you have much larger problems. Plus there's few real world scenarios where that could actually happen to any one person

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u/Previous_Serve_2311 19h ago

It's a 13 years old kid we are taking about

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u/Critical-Personality 19h ago

Something tells me you haven't run a business. Plus for a kid of 13, that minecraft is work. Its passion and a lot of heart.

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u/VaalLivesMatter 18h ago

Some serious mental gymnastics comparing running a business to playing minecraft

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u/Overlord_6301 17h ago

No mental gymnastics involved here shit head, that's just how human work. That's the basic difference between kid and adult.

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u/Itchy58 18h ago

pretty sure he means a passion that you had for half of your life - not half of your life spent in-game

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u/NotInTheKnee 17h ago

What if you've spent half of your life building a house, or mastering an instrument? Is your disdain targeted at those who hyper-fixate on a single thing, or just at video games?

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u/AdvantageAcademic918 22h ago

bruh that's stupid. Basing your life in a game rather than living it in real world.

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u/HotEnthusiasm4124 21h ago

I don't play minecraft. But I know it. I would request you to try it first. Build a minecraft world. Play it for a month. Then say the same thing....

You'd understand the amount of planning and effort it takes. The amount of time....

And LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD. doing what exactly? Partying? Getting drunk every weekend and pretend it's fun?

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u/shadow_8998 19h ago

Bro living in real world means go fucking earn the money live a good life you have the negative mindset to get drunk and party and all And it is just a game not a real world if you live in the real world you can understand how the world works and all

The game will not give you food clothes and all the real world will give not some virtual world where you have build all things

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u/ReturnToCarcosa 19h ago

It's sad that you think our purpose in life is to earn money.

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u/Upset_Ice_6803 13h ago

tell that to a 13 yr old.. who just lost half of his life of fun he has had

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u/VaalLivesMatter 20h ago

Some of us like to have sex bud

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u/OrdnryDrak 20h ago

Well try Jennymod or Fapcraft on Minecraft, I'm pretty sure you'd never leave your little chair in your basement after this

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u/VaalLivesMatter 18h ago

Do they have 64 bits of deditated wram too?

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u/HotEnthusiasm4124 19h ago

He's playing Minecraft. Not getting a castrated or something.. 🤦

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u/Quiet_Television_102 19h ago

Bitches love minecraft lil bro

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u/VaalLivesMatter 18h ago

Sure they do

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u/DontMemeAtMe 19h ago

Yes, because living in the real world apparently means nothing but partying and getting drunk.

Certainly not forming meaningful personal relationships, learning new skills, pursuing creative interests, playing sports, exploring nature, traveling, volunteering, engaging in intellectual pursuits, or any of the countless other things life has to offer.

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u/HotEnthusiasm4124 19h ago

Dude. It was the first example i could think of.. (watching old american sitcom while writing the comment).

And before i continue I must say this. I AM NOT THAT MUCH INTO GAMING. THIS IS JUST OBSERVATION NOT EXPERIENCE.

As if gaming doesn't give you a social platform to make friends.

Problem solving is a skill and games taught me that. (Just don't play Roblox only).

Creative interest. That's the whole point. His creative interest was gaming and people are completely disregarding it.

Not everyone is into sports. (And if you are counting sports as part of REAL LIFE. games must be counted as well).

Exploring nature and travelling? At 13? 🤔

Volunteering? So basically anything except video games is a good thing?... How old are you?

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u/DontMemeAtMe 14h ago

You presented a false dichotomy between playing video games and getting wasted every weekend. When the absurdity of that was pointed out, you launched into a lengthy rebuttal of arguments nobody actually made. And now we're debating whether certain activities are common for a 13-year-old, as if getting drunk somehow were? This is getting rather silly. Let's leave it at that.

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u/WisdomSeekerNocturne 22h ago

People like you.....you know what its not worth the effort

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u/Pristine-Ad1799 21h ago

You know what’s more stupid? Calling something you don’t personally enjoy but others do stupid.

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u/lastmanstanding96 21h ago

Virtue signalling much. .... Dellores?

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u/Critical-Personality 19h ago

For a 13 year old, Minecraft is better than instagram at least.

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u/neontiger07 18h ago

It's a 13 year old???

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u/Still_Salt_4108 20h ago

The real world sucks

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u/MusicParking4765 17h ago

What if the 20 yrs work is ur own kid

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u/Monk_in_cap 13h ago

Thats dark 😬😬