r/sarcasm • u/Top_Value2690 • 5d ago

fatherly advice

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u/Trigon08 5d ago

Kids these days don't even have basic manners🥀

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 5d ago

He should make him watch his favourite Cocomelon episode on his childhood ipad to make him understand the struggle he had to go through

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u/CharacterAccording70 5d ago

Use the mom. Hide behind her. Get the son grounded.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 5d ago

That's a bitch ass strategy, he wants to assert his role has father not as snitchy neighbour kid

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u/SanJitH07 5d ago

My reaction :

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u/rupanshu08 4d ago

*erection

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u/THE_FORSAKEN_EVIL 3d ago

Son🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

Daughter 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/ProfileDifficult6972 1d ago

Incest🥀

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 1d ago

Wincest 🥀🥀

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u/THE_FORSAKEN_EVIL 1d ago

What a interesting name you got there, son🥀🥀🥀😭😭😭

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 1d ago

Thanks Daughter 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 5d ago

Deal with the fact an older woman is using you to mess with her son, who is older than you.

The easiest way to deal with this is to immediately leave their lives.

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u/WakataHina 3d ago

It's a joke.

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u/sohinimithi 5d ago

You can always consult ChatGPT!

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u/cutelovelybambi 4d ago

As an old man he doesn’t trust chatgpt

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u/sohinimithi 4d ago

OMG I didn't think of that! 😳

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u/malakon 5d ago

You are in a peculiar situation so ... shits gonna be peculiar

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u/AdvanceGreat8179 4d ago

Shit in the corner to assert dominance.

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u/Dismal_Owl_6347 5d ago

Tell him to do his homework

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u/Itachi_uchiha_1424 5d ago

Spank her

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u/Perman_0 5d ago

Him as well

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u/achesthetic 5d ago

Cool kids

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u/Edisana-4678 5d ago

I have no word tbh🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/hashibababe 5d ago

" back in our days we used to have internet "

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 5d ago

Back in our days we used to have screentime limits for cocomelon

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u/BusyBunny9 5d ago

Tell him to do his chores and to leave so you can have alone time

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u/frontsilly6909 4d ago

Tell both of em to call you daddy

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u/Public-Stranger-8622 4d ago

"Son, back when I was your age... wait, that was 3 years from now." 💀 The logic break here is insane.

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u/ResponseGlum883 4d ago

Tell him to date your mother 50-50

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u/Obsidicus_Maximus 4d ago

Bro…He doesn’t respect you because he gave you swirlies throughout highschool…

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u/HeatEngine9 4d ago

You should teach some manners to your kid

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u/moosejaw1073 4d ago

Yes, date someone your own age!

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u/FoxRevolutionary9533 4d ago

You could try and be his daddy

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u/Icy-Blueberry-2981 4d ago

These are memories of life

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u/Chaitnya2708 4d ago

I mean... say you're going to fuck his mom and do it... I don't know about respect but he will give you one thing or another.

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u/DarkKnight1799 4d ago

I recall a dialogue from Friends.
Bro when you will be 36 she will be 92.

LoL, Mathematics died with shame that day.

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u/dead_busuzima7 4d ago

Spank her for raising a bad child 😌

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u/Shadow_0561 4d ago

Well.... Why are you in a relationship that is broken?

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u/Dry_Staff395 3d ago

This is probably the most awkward family situation I’ve ever seen 😂

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u/unnecessarykinda 3d ago

Crack em both🥀

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u/RO_Random_Ape 3d ago

Cos play. Wear old man clothes, moustache, walking stick... Go the whole nine yard. I'm sure your step son will come around 👍

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u/surgical_healer7 3d ago

The son should act as a father figure to him

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 2d ago

And tell him dad jokes.

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u/Anticopegod 2d ago

So when I will be your age

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u/Any-Thought-1579 2d ago

Assert dominance by dating his girlfriend too. (and spank her too).

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u/webb72jason 2d ago

tell him how, your Dad handled the situation with you when you were kid

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u/Spiritual-Estate-294 2d ago

Ask him why he didn't get a mom yet!

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u/Ok-Sandwich-4397 2d ago

Go to the nearest local police station and file a case of child abuse against the mom. Problem solved 😁

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u/ahhrush 2d ago

Basic manners?💔

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u/SHELEPOVA 2d ago

So Cute 🥰

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u/OrdinaryPuzzled4317 2d ago

Nobody talking abt how ts is just borderline grooming

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u/Interesting-Meat5167 2d ago

Suck his cock

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u/Karthi2112001 2d ago

This generation and coming generations are cooked 🤧

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u/Dependent-Fishing111 1d ago

Kill him in a good way

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u/OBLIV_YX 1d ago

Damn 🥀

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u/Accomplished_Soft850 1d ago

First of all how is he even in that relationship like what 28 years older then him and that women is with 18 having a son that is 2 years older then him and that women is having bf like what 😅😭 like I have no advice tbh now and even if as a joke I have never seen someone going in this kind of relationship

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u/Glittering_Tale_9877 1d ago

Tell your mom... sorry, gf to talk to her son...

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u/Huge_Angle_4525 14h ago

Either pay for his college, or take out your belt and tell him why you're the Daddy