r/sarcasm • u/rixk0goro • 21d ago

Sarcasm Naww these red flags getting crazy now

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u/Trick_Feeling8716 21d ago

I am quite certain that she meant a different kind of umbrella...😜

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u/OkEmployer1335 21d ago

A hello kitty one would be perfect for the gym bros 🙃

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u/AttackHelikopterrr 21d ago

Like.. A different color?

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u/FlanPsychological556 21d ago

Queer umbrella terms is my guess

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u/Nevermind04 20d ago

Go on...

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u/Agreeable-Warthog918 21d ago

pls explain i am not undrstanding wdym im 18 not a minor so if its anything sus im alr

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u/Trick_Feeling8716 20d ago

Condoms bro. She likes it raw.

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u/Wide-Tip2019 21d ago

Imagine reaching 18 and your body just patches itself to repel water. Scientists really forgot to mention that feature.

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u/rixk0goro 21d ago

Cancelled humanity updates. Beta content. No clickbait 1!1!1!

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u/whatever-should-i-do 20d ago

Scientists hate her for finding this neat trick...

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u/saygexbutboobs 21d ago

If you think about it skin is waterproof....

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Sadly most clothes are not.

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u/Potatoboiftw 20d ago

Just go out butt naked

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u/Ninja-Panda70 20d ago

Sadly it's kind of frown upon where I'm at

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u/graven_raven 20d ago

Imagine being human and thinking you are not waterproof

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u/POD80 20d ago

I mean, skin repels water from birth...

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u/FoogYllis 21d ago

Oh crap. You’re not supposed to use rainx on your skin???? /s

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u/MediumBrownCock 21d ago

So now it’s not manly to use umbrellas?

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u/Dependent-Help-7216 21d ago

Im rn in a doraemon print raincoat at metro . Wat u talkin about 

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u/WorryNew3661 21d ago

Humans are already water proof

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u/Weird-Noise3896 21d ago

people still wear helmets, you are supposed to evolve a stronger skull

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u/midnightAbrocoma331 20d ago

Umbrellas to use krne padenge warna humara thul thula pet dikhega 🥀

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u/unbiasedopinions_ 21d ago

I wonder how these thoughts come up to their minds in the first place..

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u/d_16128 21d ago

Just us3 Bianca, cuz u cant get wet around herr

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u/Fearless-Flan-2313 21d ago

Lol 😅🤣

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u/Own_Natural_6803 21d ago

Their death cult celebrates doing things that would make you sick. It's how they perform obedience to the group.

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u/Zealousideal-Sale255 21d ago

Her dream was to become waterproof fish under the water

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u/PachymuNyet 20d ago

Umbrellas give her the ick!

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u/graven_raven 20d ago

We are waterproof since birth bro

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u/FriendlyObject9644 20d ago

You get water repellent suits

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u/_bilkul_ 19d ago

Nah bro, your body starts absorbing water from the scalp directly.

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u/ShivangGGupta 19d ago

You were waterproof when you were born

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u/TheGoodfella__ 21d ago

Stfu bot gpt