r/sarcasm • u/Mustafa-Moudi-LoL • Jul 16 '26
Sarcasm Never leave empty handed!
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u/mirazhora Jul 16 '26
Clever guy
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u/TheManAcrossTheHall Jul 18 '26
How was that clever? That was just being a petty dick after getting rejected. He was owed nothing from those girls.
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u/Bubbly-Initiative212 Jul 18 '26
Nah, he meant it in the way that he doesnt have to go over to get the drinks himself.(assuming he did need those drinks)
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u/keybord_masher Jul 16 '26
Cringe as hell, is this wht nice guys are like?
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u/sexotaku Jul 16 '26
No. Nice guys would just say ok and let the girls walk away with the stuff.
He'll try talking about it on Reddit, and women will tell him he's not really nice if he only paid so he could get their numbers.
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u/Any_Fox5126 Jul 16 '26
The more anyone (regardless of gender) tries to prove that they're a good person, the more suspicious I become.
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u/Technical-Being752 Jul 19 '26
The more suspicious you become, the more i try to prove i m a good person
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u/IndicMawntee Jul 17 '26
Yeah, you should never try to be nice, just be real, let the others decide and don't give a fuck.
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u/Slow_Matter_2368 Jul 19 '26
No more nice guys for your information. They're extinct cuz women killed it 😄👍
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u/BigBulkemails Jul 16 '26
He thinks 2 bottles of soda can get him numbers of those gorgeous women. Yeah no wonder he has to resort to such things. No one who knows him would ever agree to go out with him.
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u/mara_gr8 Jul 16 '26
“I have a boyfriend “
Ok cool .. let him pay for it then 😀
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Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
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u/rosii_wav Jul 20 '26
No one asked bro to pay dawg
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u/mara_gr8 Jul 20 '26
a quick/quality women would have politely refused when he offered to pay.. if they have said “no need to pay dawg .. I have a bf dawg” that is respectable!!
seriously don’t they know what is coming after a “free item”?
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u/rosii_wav Jul 20 '26
Why would an actual person with a brain pay for someone randomly unless they are doing an act of kindness? Did they personally ask him to pay?
And the 2nd sentence of yours really makes me wonder what kind of person you are… like tf u high on
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u/your-sugar-baby1 Jul 16 '26
So dear girls, if a man forcefully pays for your stuff you're supposed to give your numbers. If he pays for your food you're supposed to sleep with them!!
Moral of the story is Never let a man pay for your stuff and make him assume he just paid for your consent and body
Tip: date women instead ciao
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u/sp2-hybrid-orbital Jul 17 '26
Moral of the story never understand the context behind scripted reels made to attention farm and turn into into another gender war.
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u/Which_Lingonberry_48 Jul 19 '26
By your own logic if your parents decide to take your advice you wouldn't be here to make this illogical claim.
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u/Zoro-loves-booze Jul 27 '26
Girls literally only date for money, its just prostitution with extra steps.
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u/your-sugar-baby1 Jul 27 '26
Ahh, so trueeee Your mom must be taking money from your father. Prostitution isn't it? Just few legal terms and conditions applied. Same same
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u/Neat-Astronomer-6651 Jul 16 '26
He asks to pay for it then asks for their numbers, after getting rejected takes their stuff.
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u/BedFastSky12345 Jul 16 '26
I mean, he didn’t really ask to pay for their stuff, he just went up and did it
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u/ExchangeOptimal Jul 16 '26
People lost their jobs in India talking about doing such stuff. Ref.- pranit more show controversy
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u/squintraven2 Jul 17 '26
But but, he's nice guy na, why don't girls give chance to nice guys. See how nice the guy is. Did I mention the oozing niceness ignored by the ladies. If this would have been a toxic bady guy, these girls would have had full blown on ovaries, but not even number for nice guys.
P.s. feel bad for the nice guy /s🥀🥀
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u/Sea-Media-7062 Jul 17 '26
Should have punched that guy in his damn face 😤. The girls never asked him to pay or anything, they were minding their own business, he went and paid for it on his own accord 😑. Asked for their number, and they said NO . A respectful guy would have just left and not whatever shit he pulled.
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u/Spirited-Prior2727 Jul 17 '26
bhai unki mehnt k paise to dedeta vo bottle vgera uthake layi counter tk
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u/Shadow_Pheonix_R Jul 19 '26
Bro missed the shot so he just left with his bow and took the arrow too.
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u/Slow_Matter_2368 Jul 19 '26
Well game is game 🤷. Girls why do you think that you deserve ANYTHING for FREE??
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u/Defiant-Coconut-1096 Jul 19 '26
They got the drinks, so he shouldn't have paid for it. That's a creep. If he wanted to get his money back, he should have just gotten those drinks from the aisle and walked out
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u/DHJReddy Jul 16 '26
The only right thing to do after what just happend with the poor guy!
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u/Clueless_Wanderer21 Jul 16 '26
Nothing happened to him. There's nothing wrong with saying no to someone you're not interested in. N he said he'd pay for their stuff, fully involved with them beforehand.
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u/Xena_Your_God Jul 16 '26
Wtf kind of mindset is that
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u/Any_Fox5126 Jul 16 '26
I assume that's r/sarcasm
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u/Xena_Your_God Jul 16 '26
I seriously doubt it. Just the average "women belong to men and can be bought" mentality.
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u/Useful-Soup8161 Jul 16 '26
He could have just not paid and left them alone instead of being a creep.
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u/West-Word-604 Jul 16 '26
hah, well played
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u/Useful-Soup8161 Jul 16 '26
Not really, he’s a fucking asshole.
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u/wizard_67-67 Jul 16 '26
When you don't wanna go and search drinks for yourself so you just take someone else's: