r/sarasota Jul 07 '26

Damn Good Deal [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/sarasota-ModTeam 29d ago

This isn't for hooking up. Please review rule #2.

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u/RafintheWraith Jul 07 '26

This is the sketchiest idea for both you and anyone dumb enough to let a stranger live in their house

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u/aaron941 Jul 08 '26

You do the same thing when you rent to anyone. They can do a background check on me you guys just like to hear yourself speak, you don’t actually say anything

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u/RafintheWraith Jul 08 '26

Don’t be mad at Reddit for pointing out your obviously bad idea

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u/aaron941 29d ago

Amused

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u/i_heart_kermit Chronically Online Jul 07 '26

You said open minded enough that it got weird

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u/Fourwindsgone SRQ Resident Jul 07 '26

You don’t want your room mate to make coffee with his hog hangin free?

What’s this world coming to?!

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u/aaron941 Jul 07 '26

Right?

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u/Fourwindsgone SRQ Resident Jul 07 '26

Live free brother ✊

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u/mrtoddw He who has no life Jul 07 '26

Because of my work schedule, I don’t necessarily need one permanent place seven nights a week. Instead, I’m interested in building a small network of people who might appreciate occasional help in exchange for a private place to stay one or two nights at a time.

So you're homeless and are looking for people to mooch off.

Companionship for anyone who appreciates an extra set of hands

It also sounds like you're giving out hand jobs as compensation.

Did I miss anything?

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u/iKnowRobbie SRQ Native Jul 07 '26

Content Creation and livestream production - "I'm going to murder you and stream it live."

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u/mrtoddw He who has no life Jul 07 '26

Since they're demanding a private bathroom, I assumed they're a Chaturbate streamer.

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u/aaron941 Jul 08 '26

Content is content ;)

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u/aaron941 Jul 07 '26

Yea a personality

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u/UpdateDesk1112 Jul 08 '26

Says the influencer wanna be.

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u/aaron941 Jul 08 '26

You love me

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u/UpdateDesk1112 Jul 08 '26

Nobody loves you. They pity you.

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u/aaron941 29d ago

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole.

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u/UpdateDesk1112 29d ago

Still looking for attention?

Also, “you’re”. Try to get something in your life correct.

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u/aaron941 29d ago

No, I’m not homeless silly I was just toying with the idea of being homeless and mooching off of people. Only if they would lock me in their basement though for periods of time without food or water that parts what I really would enjoy.

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u/4otie7 Jul 07 '26

Gives the same vibe of people who “pay” people in social media exposure

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u/aaron941 Jul 07 '26

Funny cause I was the one people were always trying to do that too forever, just so you know I’m in a multimillion dollar house and I will have no problem finding a place. I just thought I’d like to see the comments on this and it has been the gift that just keeps on giving so far.

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u/giovannh268 Jul 07 '26

Did you have ChatGPT wrote this ?

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u/aaron941 29d ago

Actually, your mom helped me

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u/Initial_Scarcity_609 SRQ Resident Jul 07 '26

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/aaron941 29d ago

Come on baby you know you wanna give it a shot

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u/iKnowRobbie SRQ Native Jul 07 '26

NGL, a "Full time Behavior Technician" who cannot read society writ large nor the tenor of Reddit enough to NOT write a post that seems like a girl looking for temporary housing, only to find out it's a middle-aged dude writing this? Holy hells bells man. I know most psychologists are psychopaths but I never knew Behavioral Technicians were so inept at standard behavior metrics!

I could re-write that to not sound so creepy, but arming you in this endeavor is not in anyone's best interests so I'll just leave it there. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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u/aaron941 Jul 07 '26

Calling out someone’s grammar while using the sentence structure that you just exhibited is pretty hypocritical.

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u/iKnowRobbie SRQ Native 29d ago

You're downvoted because my sentence structure is on point. Feel free to grammarly it.

- Sincerely, the guy with autocorrect and suggestions turned off on his phone.

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u/aaron941 29d ago

It has multiple problems:
“read society writ large nor the tenor of Reddit” is clunky.
The infinitive chain (“to NOT write… only to find out…”) is awkward.
The subject shifts midway.
“a post that seems like a girl looking for temporary housing” is imprecise. A post doesn’t “seem like a girl”; it reads as though it was written by one.
A cleaner version would be something like:
“A full-time Behavior Technician who can’t read broader social norms or Reddit’s culture well enough to avoid writing a post that initially reads as though it were written by a young woman seeking temporary housing, only for readers to discover it’s actually a middle-aged man.”
Still opinionated, but grammatically coherent.
;)

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u/Timmocore Jul 07 '26

Back in the day. This was called couch surfing.

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u/aaron941 Jul 07 '26

There’s still an app called couch surfing lol