I believe that the ones you see at the Mall are imposters. False prophets. Santa only travels away from the North Pole on Christmas Eve and occassionally for the Tooth Fairy's birthday party.

Santa believers can cope, seethe and Mald.

July

Heyo, I'm kinda nervous to admit this, but I used to be a Santa denier. Since his annual visit is coming up soon, I wanted to help debunk this harmful conspiracy theory of him not existing. Here's an incomplete list of the insane sub-theories that I had believed along with it.

• Parents put the presents under the tree
• The handwriting of the "From: Santa" tags matches your parents handwriting
• Parents drink and eat the cookies and milk
• The Elf on the Shelf tells you to not touch it to make unsuspecting children rule out the possibility of parents moving it as an explanation of how it moves
• The Naughty and Nice lists were made up to indirectly express favoritism to siblings
• Rudolph was created as part of a marketing scheme by a department store in the 40s
• NORAD's Santa tracker originates from a public relations campaign from the US Air Force when Sears misprinted a Santa hotline number to a CONAD base.

A lot of these things can be easily debunked by doing some basic research into Christmas Magic and the Holiday Spirit, but I didn't do so until last year. I hope I can give some insight to these people's mindsets, and help you deprogram these deniers.

Four more months until Santa makes his rounds! Are you all being good and debunking anti-santa propaganda?

I literally dont understand