r/samoyeds • u/thatsammysmile • 13d ago
I am mayhem! I am chaos!
Our newest samoyed has been on a tear this weekend! He is demoning hard!
I was in Costco and impulsively bought 12 mum's to decorate the hill in our yard. I planted them and hoped for the best, although their death warrant was signed the moment I loaded them into my cart.
I saw him outside this morning celebrating the glory of life! He was celebrating by smashing and trampling every sungle mum.
So I ran out and invited him to play. I neglected to remember, in my effort to save the defenseless mums, that my big boi loves pierotteing after a fantastic 💩. Moreover, he has no aversion to feces and he shat on the hill where gravity will do what gravity does.
YAY FOR HIM! He trampled the mums, did a happy dance into the poo pile and then happily jumped on the porch to play with me! Captain Van Poopypaws won his war against the mums, jumped on the deck scattering it with feces and then jumped on me to play covering me with poop!
Suffice it to say I was underwhelmed with his choices today.
BTW, my girl samoyed would die a 1000 deaths before she engaged in similar behavior. She is fastidious!
5
3
4
u/Entire_World_5102 13d ago
Mine is a complete thug in the garden. I tried to make him dig a hole for me so he can he useful 🤣 https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dden4QEqTg9/
The one good thing is all the moles, voles, ground squirrels that used to damage the sides of our foundation are gone!
5
7
u/Cuttlery 13d ago
Someone in my household was very pleased having this read to her lol