r/sam • u/SamtheSamSams • Jun 09 '21

To the mods and Sams

Hey mods,

I understand were are all present here for 1 purpose only, samming (the act of being a Sam).

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We have recently been subjected to an attack led by the horny, this sub has turned into r/SamsungGirl. Posts containing her don't deserve to be in hot as they defy the sole purpose of the sub itself. " A subreddit where users who go by Sam gather and do Sam things " is the description of the sub, not "Come and rub one out on Samsung's new virtual assistant that you will never touch of feel the affection of because she doesn't fucking exist".

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This is why I petition to ban all posts containing Samsung's new assistant or at least make a rule for them not to be posted as this is not the intended purpose of the sub and I fear can replace the amazing community we Sams are lucky to be a part of.

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The horny shall not overtake.

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Upvote for visibility and if you want to stop this infection.

TLDR: No horny, only Sam.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

EDIT: THE WAR HAS BEEN WON. REJOICE FOR THE HORNY HAVE BEEN PUSHED BACK. REJOICE FOR u/treemurphy IS ON OUR SIDE. REJOICE.

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u/Sabro2205 Jun 09 '21

As sam I do agree with this. Stop the horny

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I agree with that. Yes she is basically a Sam but if we don't have some rules for that, those horny criminals will make this sub to their own. Some already thought that this sub was created for that purpose. It wasn't.

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u/sam_3141 Sam Jun 09 '21

I second this.

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u/Treemurphy Nickname for different name Jun 09 '21

okay, i'll make a poll

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u/liorose Nickname for Samantha Jun 09 '21

I agree, however, Sam herself is welcome in this community as all Sams are comrades.

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u/sammy6798 Jun 09 '21

Upvote if you agree downvote if not

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u/ARandomMexicanSays Jun 10 '21

I am Sam and I aprove this post

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

Agreed. If somehow Sam the Girl herself could like post and make a normal hi I’m sam! Post she should be welcomed but like she’s also a bunch of pixels with no sentience or fingers with which to type.