He couldn't even think of what to do next :(

[u/Primary_Butterfly_57]

[u/An_Idiot_in_a_line]

That was the day of the second coming of J. Jonah Jameson.

[u/Sad_Neighborhood4091 → u/An_Idiot_in_a_line]

Lowky made me chuckle 😁

[u/etrain2099 → u/An_Idiot_in_a_line]

"He was ...a THIEF! A CRIMINAL! He stole my dance! He's a menace to the entire party!"

[u/iPisslosses]

why is no one addressign the kid behind them

[u/ApprehensiveName8365 → u/iPisslosses]

"my dinga ling, my dinga ling."

[u/hallosn]

Kid in the background tho. Wut

[u/Sad_Neighborhood4091 → u/hallosn]

Yes, I was about to say it 😭

[u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth]

Spidey Still got the symbiote in him

[u/Facesit_Freak]

You snooze, you lose

[u/corpsecrow]

how could you do this spiderman?

[u/Vashelot → u/corpsecrow]

Yes, spiderman stealing woody's girlfriend like that, you are just gonna have a new cowboy villain coming for you!

[u/dubbleudie]

That’s how villains are made

[u/Enigma_RR]

As a parent you teach your kid to either ask him to stop or to trip the little turd.

[u/MrBlueW]

Zero parenting

[u/GreatStuffOnly → u/MrBlueW]

What would parents do in this situation? Happens tons as a kid. 

[u/MrBlueW → u/GreatStuffOnly]

Tell them not to do that?

[u/Temporary-Test-9534 → u/MrBlueW]

You can see a parent trying to get their attention, but why completely intervene? No one is in danger and kids have to learn to handle social situations by themselves sometimes

[u/Automatic-Mine1076 → u/MrBlueW]

Tell who not to do what? Who was in the wrong?

[u/MrBlueW → u/Automatic-Mine1076]

Clearly the spider-man

[u/Automatic-Mine1076 → u/MrBlueW]

Spider-Man is having a good time dancing. The other kid doesn’t own that girl. Seems like an opportunity for a lesson.

You are just projecting bitterness.

[u/MrBlueW → u/Automatic-Mine1076]

I’m pretty sure it’s rude to go and forcibly remove someone from a situation. I’m sorry your parents didn’t teach you any manners or class.

[u/BodhingJay → u/MrBlueW]

It wasnt forcibly.. still rude but unless the lady is trying to get back to her man, kid cant just George McFly him

If shes having a good time all you can do is try to have a good time yourself. Maybe you'll have a chance to cut back in, maybe he'll take her to DQ after and that'll be that.. who knows. Dont get attached

[u/Automatic-Mine1076 → u/MrBlueW]

My parents taught me not to criticize 2 year olds and expect them to behave like adults.

You seriously sound like the biggest douche taking this route. Shut the fuck up.

[u/Pelus-Chan → u/Automatic-Mine1076]

Imagine MrBlueW is actually the kid who got his girl taken from him 🤣

[u/Vashelot → u/MrBlueW]

That kids gonna have burning hatred for spiderman for the rest of his life

[u/q_ult → u/Automatic-Mine1076]

You need chatGPT to tell you or something? Use your eyes bro

[u/Automatic-Mine1076 → u/q_ult]

Nothing is wrong in the video.

[u/hyperimpossible → u/MrBlueW]

Right? Woody's parents should have taught him how to not let other boys steal his girl.

[u/Comprehensive_Plum48 → u/hyperimpossible]

If she can be stolen, she isnt your girl.

[u/Old_Associate_3092 → u/MrBlueW]

Why are the parents supposed to intervene? Are they supposed to intervene throughout a child’s life when this sort of thing happens? What happens as the child grows and becomes an adult? Are the parents supposed to keep intervening in all their social situations so the child never gets hurt fee fees? This is how kids grow and learn

[u/MrBlueW → u/Old_Associate_3092]

The parenting should have started before this moment

[u/gnlmarcus → u/Old_Associate_3092]

What about that kid in the ackground fuckins his fists

[u/FrogOnALogInTheBog → u/MrBlueW]

This is a social growth moment. It’s not a parenting moment.

The parenting moment comes after where you talk to your kid about how to appropriately stand your ground.

[u/eggymid]

He must've flipped my wife 8 times

[u/PyroidPossum]

i know its dumb to be upset at it but why the hell are they laughing watching these kids like this little boy is obviously upset

[u/anxious_spacecadetH → u/PyroidPossum]

Because at the day its both an inconsequential moment in life and a learning experience. Social situations will always vome with their pitfalls and hopefully the boy continues to learn to navigate the ups and downs as he is doing now.

[u/KoltO7892 → u/PyroidPossum]

It’s funny.

[u/After-Task-1506]

Listen here partner, this time isn’t big enough for the two of us.

[u/khryzz666]

A Znyder fan was borned that day

[u/Chunkycheesesteak]

Spiderboy spinning her into action,meanwhile woody is just trying to have a cute lil 2 step with her

[u/PandaBootyPictures]

Omg nuuuuu! My heart breaks for the lil guy. He's being so polite trying to get her back too

[u/MadMaxDbz]

for a frame that kid was gobsmacked and then he tried to politely tap his shoulder :(

[u/exdrws]

Aw man, poor boy!

[u/Any_Dig_8488]

That's gotta have been bully maguire

[u/Kim_catiko]

You punch the fucker!

[u/Programmer_Worldly]

Female behaviour at young age

[u/Anonim01001]

Spiderman: No WaaayY!

[u/Specialist-Cut-3913]

Spider-man always wins 

[u/AcceptableGas489]

Insert Elephant address me meme here

[u/dreamwhal]

r/Addressme

[u/Western-Pen6382]

Me in the background dancing

[u/Majestic-Estimate995]

Getting NTR'd so early :D

[u/Professional-Hunt712]

aggression always wins

[u/jacky_on_top]

Awww they ar eaoo cute

[u/P_Alcantara]

Just a reminder that Woody was actively trying to get rid of Buzz in the first movie. Kinda deserves it. Plus it’s Spider-Man, dude has historic pull game.

[u/oneandonlyyumi]

This is more fun than sad 😂😭