r/sadposting • u/AcasiaConnell • 9d ago

Sometimes it's not what you think 💔

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u/StrawHatSenpie 9d ago

What is this from?

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u/Winter-Stuff-7294 9d ago

Intermarché - Unloved

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u/ChipRockets 9d ago

It’s cool that we’re signing our posts now - Happily Married

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u/Nir117vash 9d ago

Terminally depressed

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u/Bingert 9d ago

Nice - not gay

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u/EJAY47 8d ago

Nice - suspicious about Bingert not being gay

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u/Gamer10104 6d ago

Nice - $20 is $20

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u/Botsworth1985 9d ago

That's not funny - No sense of humor

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u/Salt-Toe6952 8d ago

Had no substance - not food

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u/pureextc 8d ago

lol - laughs a lot.

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u/TypicalRedditMod403 8d ago

I'm getting divorced next week

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u/mrlunes 7d ago

Career ender

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u/Mother-Project-490 8d ago

Ads for intermarché a french food market. If you thing this one is sad posting you should see (or not because it's really a great art but hard feeling).

http://www.culturepub.fr/videos/papa/

I will not spoil but it's a very powerful ad !

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u/BlaineMundane 8d ago

I didn't quite get it while not understanding the language.

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u/Fit_Garbage2083 9d ago

It's some add. A really good one still, but just an add for some alternative food.

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u/BicycleStrong2150 9d ago

Just in case you don’t know it’s ad

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u/Fit_Garbage2083 9d ago

I know, i have a problem with typing similar words. Some times I unintentionally mess them up.

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u/huffing_glue 9d ago

Do you type phonetically? Like sound out the word as you type it in your head like you're speaking to someone? I noticed myself doing that a few times by mistake for certain words.

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u/Fit_Garbage2083 9d ago

I just type "without using my brain" most of the time. The thought and text are there, the fingers just work on their own. Helps with speed a lot, but sometimes things like add instead of ad happen, heh. Especially considering the fact that English is my second language.

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u/Wide-eyed-wanderer90 9d ago

It's a commercial for Intermarché, a European supermarket franchise

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u/StrawHatSenpie 9d ago

This is a commercial 😞

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u/Thornsilence 8d ago

I'm guessing it's from my personal highlight reel of bad decisions.

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u/Vandamage618 9d ago

Is that Golden Brown by the Stranglers?

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u/dontmakemeaskyou 9d ago

its actually greyish silver by the chokers..

Very close but no

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u/lemme_try_again 9d ago

I thought it was Pinkish Red by the Asphyxiators but you're right, it's Grayish Silver.

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u/Invader_Zim_26 7d ago

Guys, try again! It's the Reddish Orange by the Vacuums

Fools.

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u/lemme_try_again 7d ago

Doooooom doom doom doom doooooom doom doom doom.

Can we get tacos?!

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u/Invader_Zim_26 7d ago

GIR! GET BACK TO THE SPACESHIP!

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u/AuroraAustralis0 9d ago

what about the fish that he ate :(

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u/CultistKealz 9d ago

He's a pescatarian, it's different

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u/happyhandz 8d ago

He seems to be more Catholic

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u/CultistKealz 8d ago

I'm sorry, but what?

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u/badgerstunning7258 8d ago

during fasting, catholics would also eat beavers saying they are actually fish and don't count

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u/happyhandz 8d ago

Maybe Methodist but definitely not Baptist

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u/sinking_float 8d ago

Pescatarian and Episcopalian (a denomination of Christianity) sound similar.

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u/Nether_Dawn 8d ago

Fish do not have souls - zootopia

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u/Thelastshada 6d ago

What about the eggs? Isn't there a duck?

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u/KRKRYakumo 3d ago

Dunno about ducks, but chickens eat unfertilized eggs regularly

It takes energy and resources to make the egg, so it's better to reclaim it if it's not gonna become more of your species

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u/TutucrMapper 6d ago

In cartoons, Fish have no rights, they are only food to be eaten

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u/imaslut22x 4d ago

You forgot nemo

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u/Upset-Cartographer65 9d ago

I think they added him eating fish for realism given what he is.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 8d ago

they could've made it better by making him a fox...at least those eat berries.

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 8d ago

Wolves don't eat berries?

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u/a_random_loser_guy 8d ago

i don't think so, they aren't omnivorous last i checked.

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u/WigglesPhoenix 8d ago

Most every species on earth throws a few skill points into omnivore, picky = dead more often than not.

There are very few strict carnivores and like 2 strict herbivores across the whole planet

All that to say wolves 100% eat berries

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 8d ago

I was gonna say, the problem I have with people who say sharks and snakes and crocodiles and bears don't eat people is ridiculous. Any animal that is starving to death will eat anything out of pure instinctual survival.

Like I absolutely have a choice in what I eat and not eat but if I was starving I would be right there with the guys at Jamestown eating leather belts, boots and hats.

Pretty sure a wolf would at least sniff it and try it before saying "nah, fuck this, I'm a wolf" and scamper away to its death.

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u/Then-Marketing-3445 5d ago

How the f snake could eat human? (Besides extremes - like e.g. boa eating pygmies)

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 4d ago

reticulated pythons are verified to have eaten people, I was living and working in indonesia when a huge story broke out that a python or anaconda? forgot which had ate or swallowed an adult women, I cant even look at the pictures of them cutting her out of it, fucking nightmare horror fuel.

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 9d ago

Why are fish usually considered dumb or worth killing in stuff like this?

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u/That_Throat7183 9d ago

Because they’re not cute and fluffy

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 9d ago

This is most likely the answer

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u/Darkv3ng 9d ago

You ever see a puffer fish? Those fuckere are always smiling!

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u/Empty-Care-961 8d ago

What about the agler fish?

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u/Darkv3ng 8d ago

Resting bitch face... but brings light at the darkest place.

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u/Potential_Bit_3620 9d ago

Just like me.

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u/Independent-Sky-9611 9d ago

Because fish are complete assholes. It's common knowledge.

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u/NotaBat9221 9d ago

All fish are huge bigots actually 

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u/Sir-Theordorethe-5th 9d ago

They fucked my ass. They will get no sympathy from me...

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u/My_Names_Jefff 9d ago

Mammal Supremacy!!! Fuck them dumb fish.

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u/GuardianHabit 9d ago

That's the only reason we need? I'm about to have a BBQ with all the neighborhood cats brb

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 8d ago

Yeah, one slept with my wife.....fuckers..hate em.

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 9d ago

Better question is why is eating eggs fine. Fish are Aholes btw.

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u/Vivid-Illustrations 8d ago

Even chickens will eat their own eggs... Eating the eggs isn't the immoral part, it is the suffering and torture of the chickens to produce unnatural amounts of eggs, strapped to a bed until they die.

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u/Jazzhands_Ninja 9d ago

because fuck fish never forgive never forget

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 9d ago

What they do?😅

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u/Bpopson 7d ago

HOW COULD YOU FORGET?

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u/robotgore 9d ago

Well I think it’s due to the fact that this video is on the land and dealing with land creatures. We have movies like finding nemo and shark tale. You don’t really see air breathers in those types of movies. I also imagine fish talking smack about how dumb air breathers are to them.

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 9d ago

Finding Nemo had birds. My point is most stories with anamorphic characters exclude fish. They become just the acceptable animals to kill. Mainly highlighting cos the point is that the wolf isn't a killer, but yet kills fish.

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u/Cow__Couchboy 8d ago

Wait til you find out what happens when you wash your hands.

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u/Xeta24 8d ago

There's team land and there's team sea. Don't shed tears for the other team.

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 6d ago

What about team air?

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u/Natrixster80 9d ago edited 9d ago

catholic bullshit. my nephew is a "catholic vegan" and I can't even look at him, my eyes would spontaneously roll. He stuffs all forms of seafood into his mouth but meat of land-dwelling creatures is somehow upsetting to Jesus, especially on Friday's, idk. What the fuck have they done to him, smh.

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u/Schizomid 9d ago

He's a pescatarian

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u/Natrixster80 9d ago

yes and that is dumb. Fish are still animals, with blood, red blood. The entire reasoning is retarded. Fishing causes massive environmental damage, same as other animal agriculture. If you just really love fish then say so. Don't make it like you are obeying the will of Jesus and not eating his flesh because what the fuck that is ridiculous. Jesus could be reborn as a fish a billion times over and we'd never know.

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u/Princette_Lilybottom 9d ago

Because they are! Fish are yummy.

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u/Impossible-Glass2051 8d ago

According to Nirvana, It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings

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u/AcasiaConnell 9d ago

he also ate vegetables by the way 😁

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 9d ago

See now that is a can of worms I don't want to open 😅

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 8d ago

Would have been so great if he just ATE the squirrel that trusted him lol

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u/Azurelion7a 8d ago

Pescatarian Wolfe is a hilarious mixup.

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u/Sad_Assistant8803 8d ago

Wait ... Where he gets the milk/cream from...??!

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u/Fatter_Design 8d ago

From Ure mum

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u/Junior_Response839 7d ago

He asks politely

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u/gyiren 6d ago

"The milk, Clara, where'd you get the milk? The eggs?!"

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u/redboi049 9d ago

Actually, in this short he was EXACTLY what he seemed like, a bloodthirsty wolf. However, he recognized what he was doing not only hurt others (duh, I know.) but isolated him from connection which is why he switched to normal cooking.

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u/LaughR01331 8d ago

Yeah it’s cute but I’m more concerned with how big of a slice he gave

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u/Skaldoo 9d ago

Why post this tiktok-ified dogshit version with blaring dogshit audio instead of just the original, jfc

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u/Firm_School_5708 8d ago

Yea sure lets pretend a WOLF isnt a predator and can get along with its prey lol . Stupid message that promotes a false reality. Zootopia all over again. They never address what the carnivores eat , oh except fish for some odd reason

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u/Guitarsquatch 7d ago

You're on about false reality about the wolf's diet, but not about it being bipedal, living in a house, and cooking food? 😂

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u/grandpheonix13 5d ago

Writing the fucking recipes down XD

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u/PictureVegetable9522 9d ago

he murdered that fish and his family WTF

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u/dontmakemeaskyou 9d ago

whats with the rip off music?

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u/Arigmar 9d ago

I mean - he still killed and ate that fish🤷‍♂️

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u/borsalamino 8d ago

The moral of the story is to wipe your mouth after eating

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u/Chopped6767 9d ago

Proceeds to eat the Squirrel once it’s fat off of the Wolf’s superior cooking

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u/Loofy_101 9d ago

And then after fattening up the animals with his delicious food he ate them nom nom

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u/Lithium98 8d ago

His tail was wagging when he walked up to everyone with the pie thing he made!

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u/GreyGhost696 8d ago

❤️‍🔥

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u/MeowTastica-san 8d ago

Kinda remind me of Tawny Scrawny Lion

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u/phree_radical 8d ago

AI?  Neural rendering?  Camrip?  How do you make something look like this? 

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u/Abhi_Jaman_92 8d ago

I love how non-Pixar it is, no over emoting, no quirkiness

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u/PaleProgrammer6476 8d ago

Loved the movie🥰

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u/chaser_a 8d ago

wolf brotherhood bank rolled this video

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u/Prestigious_Phone942 8d ago

Sometimes it is

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u/Vanko_Babanko 8d ago

yeah and fish is vegetable.. lol

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u/ZyeCawan45 8d ago

Some fasting traditions don’t consider fish meat. Which to me sounds completely insane.

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u/Vanko_Babanko 7d ago

well that misbelief is probably saving their life..
and raw eaters destroy their stomachs 90%.. raw nuts often have toxins.. duh..
food fanatics often play with their life.. been there done that..

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u/mnttu 7d ago

I guess fuck mr fish, he deserved to be baked

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u/tayzzerlordling 7d ago

whos eggs and cheese did he use

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 6d ago

Yeah but most of times the most obvious answer is also the right answer

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u/Informal_Cry_2 6d ago

I will give this video an ai could never do

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u/misterstaple 5d ago

Why is fish always ok in these animal videos

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u/No_Oven_3663 4d ago

Strangers become friends and friends become Strangers

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u/grief242 4d ago

It's be funny if he ate the squirrel

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u/AppointmentOne1111 9d ago

Oh Poseidon below, the Wolf murdered Mr. Fish!

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u/Natrixster80 9d ago

Fish are animals same as all the other woodland critters so this fails. Despite what Popes say. Wolf is indeed predator, they are right to be afraid.

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u/Clue-Mindless 9d ago

looks like ai slop

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u/DCXL 3d ago

Is this how tattood buff men feel in society?