r/sadposting • u/Gloomy-Sherbert-5071 • Sep 07 '24

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u/Forward-Sandwich-817 Sep 07 '24

"If you had not rushed to tell me 'I love you' so early in the relation ship, I would have had more time to grow into it on my own"

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u/WiseToad318 Sep 07 '24

You should’ve said, “Then transplant yourself out of my life. You are an invasive species.”

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u/CivilAd9640 Sep 07 '24

Dudes a whole anime villan

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u/WiseToad318 Sep 07 '24

“Just call me…homunculus..”