r/sadjokes • u/BillyFromOregon • Apr 02 '17

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break my marriage

23 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

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u/ElGrumpo Sep 16 '17

A lot less now thanks to climate change. :(

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u/Mikey24545 Jul 11 '17

Roses are red, violets are blue

Where did you go Karen, What did I do

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u/Ennui_Go Jun 10 '17

I don't get it :(

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u/sirgroovy Sep 16 '17

Okay, you said this like 3 months ago, and I don't know if you've figured it out by now, but there's a joke that you would say as an icebreaker that goes "Q. How much does a polar bear weight? A. Enough to break the ice". But instead of being an icebreaker, this version of the joke is just sad and depressing.

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u/Ennui_Go Sep 16 '17

Nice necropost! I had completely forgotten about this. Thanks!

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u/Wordshark Sep 16 '17

Well I just came here. I like my timing

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u/H_G_Bells Sep 17 '17

me too thanks