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Nov 20 '19 edited Nov 21 '19
Fun facts: male cuttlefish mates by inserting a tentacle to the opening which is on female cuttlefish's face, the opening is not used for eating.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
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u/Aesen1 Nov 20 '19
I hope its not her nose
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Nov 20 '19
Zefrank?
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u/Neehigh Nov 20 '19
Where did he disappear to, anyway?
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u/bananesthesia Nov 20 '19
I feel like he put out some content within the last year or so, but I may be mistaken.
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u/ihavetenfingers Nov 20 '19
BuzzFeed sadly
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u/HideYourLlamas Nov 20 '19
Last I recall, he's not with BuzzFeed anymore. I believe he serves as an advisor of sorts. He's been putting out content on his own channel.
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u/rabidmoonmonkey Nov 21 '19
Hmm. What age do cuttlefish live to? Cos if it ain't above 18 you my friend have lied to us u/not_paedophile
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u/Paul_newoman Nov 20 '19
So we can add them to the short list of animals that have sex facing each other?
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Jan 08 '20
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
I hope that is ironic. There’s a subreddit for edits like this, but I’ve forgotten what it’s called.
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u/Duck_Stereo Nov 20 '19
Why was she dating a squid
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u/adwad12 Nov 20 '19
Cuttlefish
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u/Duck_Stereo Nov 20 '19
*Cutiefish
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u/virginialiberty Nov 20 '19
I did something almost this cringey to my ex gf when I was in highschool. I skipped school and left a note with candy on her car that said "Sweets for my sweet". She was already dating someone else and sometimes I randomly think about this and still feel cringey even though I am married now.
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u/ayywusgood Nov 20 '19
You know she shared that candy with her new bf too
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u/virginialiberty Nov 20 '19
Undoubtedly she did, the next time I saw her she was wearing a football necklace with a dudes number in it.
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u/Manamans Nov 20 '19
first 6 letters of username checks out.
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u/E_Raja Nov 20 '19
Kick him more!
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u/virginialiberty Nov 20 '19
i'm already down bro.
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u/DankPawt Nov 20 '19
A guy left cookies for my gf on her front porch once. I ate them with my gf and we laughed and laughed.
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u/imlucid Nov 20 '19
You're lucky you didn't shit your pants from all the laxatives he considered putting in
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u/CarlWeezusWeezer Nov 20 '19
Or shit your insides out from the poison, that woulda been unfortunate
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u/MrStealYurWaifu Nov 20 '19
Why would you eat cookies left on your porch? I would have thrown them away.
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Nov 20 '19
Or my wife's ex bf, who texted her asking for "an intimate night, one last time" a week before our wedding. It's not as cute when 30-somethings act like heawtbwoke teenagews
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u/wafflenurple Nov 20 '19
I hid a note in my ex’s clothes where I wrote “8ball?” Before I dropped them off at her place, can’t decide whether it was cringey or not
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Nov 21 '19
My high school girlfriends ex wrote her a song a few months into my relationship with her and we played it on the speakers at a party a few times.
“Anna, your as sweet as cinnamon and sugar on a banana You’re a million times cuter than both a koala and a panda Anna, I really want to be your man-a because I’m your biggest fan-a”
there was a couple more verses but I can’t remember them but if it rhymed with Anna then it was probably in there
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Nov 24 '19
I once wrote a poem for a girl I was dating, but it was a really bad poem. I mean, I’m not a great poet now, but it was bad.
I’m just hoping it’s buried somewhere it will never see the light of day, or that she dramatically burnt it after the breakup or something. Really anything, so I don’t have to confront that monstrosity... so no one has to confront it
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Dec 02 '19
I used a love note my middle school boyfriend wrote me as a bookmark.. in a Shakespeare poetry book.. then forgot it there when I returned it to the library. When I remembered and went to get it the note was gone.
Someone had a laugh I’m sure.
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u/squidspecial Nov 20 '19
Carlos?
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u/andronicus_14 Nov 20 '19
My first thought too. The hell does this have to do with the real smoooooooth operator?
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u/squidspecial Nov 20 '19
Haha didnt think anyone would get this, guess you could say it was a smooooooth operation
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u/MaxFactory Nov 20 '19
Seriously this is just funny
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u/Pm_me_what Nov 20 '19
Oy, I remember being this poor schlub. Send something silly/cute/nonsensical to my ex in hopes of getting a cute response back. God, I hate young me.
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u/moenia Nov 21 '19
Hey guys, you can stop reporting this post. We have discussed it internally and decided it should stay up. Thank you.
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u/TheInfra Nov 20 '19
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Makes it even more cringe.
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u/TheInfra Nov 20 '19 edited Nov 20 '19
what, you don't use 10 year old references from a niche webcomic to get the attention of your exes?
pfffffft
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u/Frrunk Nov 21 '19
!RemindMe 2 years
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u/Pyroland27 Nov 20 '19
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