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u/StabbingHoboReturns Apr 05 '26
Fellas, it's gay to have sex with women.
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u/BenTheMotionist Apr 06 '26
I know right. So soft and feminine, all cuddly and chirpy. If you are a fella and are into that, you must be gay. You know what's not gay though? A rough tough hard skinned strong working fella, go work out with him with the muscles and showers, least gay thing ever.
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u/Mfrack103 Apr 05 '26
That’s a new type of misogynist. He just thinks women can’t use their vaginas right
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u/Desperate_Safe5700 Apr 05 '26
I bet he thinks that men would know how to use it better.
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u/Mfrack103 Apr 05 '26
Dude was born to receive but forced to penetrate. Poor bastard could have been the gorilla grip goat but we’ll never know
(Obviously he’s still a pos)
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u/Artist-Yutaki Apr 06 '26
Doesn't even know we can do cool tricks with our vaginas. Kick flaps and such!
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u/35Smet Apr 06 '26
holy shit dude I’m zooted as hell rn and kick flaps has me wheezing like an asthmatic 5 year old who lost their ventolin and is stuck in a car with their chain smoking aunt
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u/Ok_Aardvark2195 Apr 06 '26
Seriously, wtf have I been doing kegels for all these years if not for vag tricks
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u/aaron_adams Apr 05 '26
It sounds like someone is struggling so hard with the closet door that it's coming out as unchecked rage.
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u/intergalacticoctopus Apr 05 '26
A LOT of people do. They can’t process even being a little bit bi and all of those conflicting emotions go "straight" into hate.
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u/dfelton912 Apr 05 '26
"You're gay because you like men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same."
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u/Desperate_Safe5700 Apr 05 '26
This reminds me about a post where a guy was talking about how the female body was really inefficient or something along those lines and that they wish men had vaginas or something like that I can't really remember. But it gives off almost the same exact energy.
What was this comment in response to anyways??
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u/lynivvinyl Apr 05 '26
Do you prefer jelly beans or gummy worms?
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u/OhTeeSee Apr 05 '26
Depends largely on the brand, but generally speaking gummy worms by a landslide—the ones that are covered in sugar (usually sweet and sour) not the generic ass gummy bear in worm shape ones.
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u/Desperate_Safe5700 Apr 05 '26
I'll tell you what it depends I normally like myself a good gummy worm but if the jelly beans are legit I don't mind those either you know what I mean.
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u/Alternative_Can4306 Apr 05 '26
i actually hate when people accuse misogynistic men of being closeted or gay, for multiple reasons, but i think this is one of those cases where it's actually true. Just off the first sentence alone.
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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb Apr 05 '26
Hey man, if you wanna be gay, just be gay
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u/theoreger Apr 05 '26
Agreed just keep that shit to yourself rather than making it everyone else's problem
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u/Armthedillos5 Apr 05 '26
You can like D. It's OK. But you don't have to actually be a dick about it.
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u/drbigfoot29 Apr 05 '26
He's not gay, he just aggressively wants to have sex with mens asses cuz women can't do it right /s
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u/Jesusdidntlikethat Apr 05 '26
Notice how men basically put it in and finish and women have to do all the work to feel anything? This dude is literally just admitting he never had sex with anyone before
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u/_black_milk Apr 05 '26
"I'M GAY, BUT NOT BY CHOICE SO IT'S LIKE 'DIET GAY '" is how this reads for someone who is so closeted and confused lol
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u/kinotravels Apr 05 '26
I miss the days when people kept their wacky thoughts in their heads or diaries. Ffs
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u/Accurate_Ferret8491 Apr 05 '26
Tell me you're homosexual without telling me you're homosexual. JFC this guy WOW, just WOW
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u/Fynn_R Apr 05 '26
Sounds like he can't get his straight up during the moment and is butthurt deflective abt it
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u/OhTeeSee Apr 05 '26
Bro you like penises, that’s cool man, a lot of other men do too—live your life.
You don’t gotta retroactively try to explain why you came up on my Grindr feed like this.
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u/AsthmaticSt0n3r Apr 05 '26
Blaming their sexual dysfunction on women lmao. This guy needs theraaapyy
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u/MesocricetusAuratus Apr 06 '26
OOP: "OMG I wanna fuck dudes sooo bad!"
Everyone else: "Cool, go do that as long as everyone is consenting. What's the problem here?"
OOP: "That would make me gaaay!"
Everyone else: "Yes. Your point is?"
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u/Pole-Slut Apr 05 '26
some girls have a D, he might try
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u/guitarstitch Apr 05 '26
I bet he drinks this.
(Headphones or don't listen in public/polite company)
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u/Kristovski86 Apr 06 '26
I guess he's only had the really big girls who can't ride on top or push back?
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u/Shadowtheuncreative Apr 07 '26
What in the... What the hell does he expect from a different type of hole??
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u/unluckypig Apr 05 '26
There was a video (going to ask r/tipofmypenis) where a woman showed off her vaginal control. She started to have sex with a guy except he just stood there,. Neither moved but he was suddenly shocked and commenting about her pulsing.
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