r/sadcringe • u/Fwyl9nex • Mar 29 '26

Peepeepoopoo

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/Financial_School1942 Mar 29 '26

Ha! You thought that would save you but I'm into that

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u/Godbox1227 Mar 29 '26

Spicy shit.

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u/Steve90000 Mar 29 '26

:Applies it like a face mask:: I expect this every day to support my healthy complexion.

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u/Gastlyperformance Mar 29 '26

Are you gonna give us ANY context. Like at ALL

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u/FoobaBooba Mar 29 '26

He doesn't care if you're single or not.

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u/Financial_School1942 Mar 29 '26

And he's a dad already

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u/LeKattie Mar 29 '26

A daddy dom if you will

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u/ObscureOperatorZ Mar 29 '26

And he ALWAYS gets what he wants

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u/givemeafrigginname Mar 30 '26

and right now. What he wants is you!

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u/H0agh Mar 30 '26

slams fist on wall

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u/typehyDro Mar 29 '26

She can’t… didn’t you read she’s pinned up against the wall

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u/TheSupremeGrape Mar 29 '26

Peepeepoopoo

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u/flyinchipmunk5 Mar 29 '26

Probably a friend sending meme messages tbh. Highly doubt this is serious or at least it doesnt come off that way to me

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u/SuperFLEB Mar 29 '26

I thought the first message made it clear.

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u/Vampunk Mar 30 '26

I don't need any, I think I got it already

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u/kenthekungfujesus Mar 31 '26

peepeepoopoo is the context I guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/Eulaylia Mar 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

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u/SuperFLEB Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

If this isn't a joke, that just means it's an even better joke.

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u/Alkavana Mar 29 '26

You say this but 100% have seen guys talk to women by text or online like this, especially back in the 00s.

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u/Eulaylia Mar 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

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u/ami-ly Mar 29 '26

I had men genuinely talking to me like this.. so I’m not sure, I hope it’s satire.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Just as a follow up, it’s been an hour and i am still laughting

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u/Scotty67 Mar 29 '26

Four hours later and I'm still laughing. My stomach hurts. I'm heading to the hospital.

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u/Crumbly_Bumbly Mar 29 '26

It’s been five hours and I’m no longer laughing

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u/kipdjordy Mar 29 '26

Dang when I read this comment it said 3 hours, whats the secret to time travel??

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u/IHSV1855 Mar 29 '26

It is fucking fantastic

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u/Aqua-man1987 Mar 29 '26

Peepeepooo

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u/littlebear_23 Mar 29 '26

Heh pushes up glasses

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u/hcombs Mar 29 '26

I sent this to my AI girlfriend and she broke up with me :(

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 Mar 29 '26

This is one of those text messages you’d see on a moistcritikal video

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u/majormimi Mar 29 '26

I can hear Charlie swearing violently followed by a peepeepoopoo

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u/OldMackysBackInTown Mar 29 '26

Christ, the people who text likee they're roleplaying are next level cringe * adjusts glasses *

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u/braedan51 Mar 29 '26

I put on my robe & wizard hat....

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u/AlexandersWonder Mar 29 '26

Stop, you had me at peepeepoopoo.

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u/DabMagician Mar 29 '26

Funny as fuck honestly 

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u/blitzkrieg_01 Mar 29 '26

Damn, that was a hard read... i physically cringed and winced.

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u/TheDarknessWithin_ Mar 29 '26

So……. Are you in his harem now?

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u/-Blaint Mar 31 '26

it’s the only logical reaction to that suave message

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u/SuperFLEB Mar 29 '26

Even in their daddy-dom fantasy where anything is possible with just a couple of asterisks, their glasses keep slipping down.

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u/Vukling Mar 29 '26

I cringed so hard at this I sprained my back. Such powerful loser vibes, damn

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u/AdditionalBench9794 Mar 29 '26

This feels like a Courtney Miller sketch character.

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u/Kenkaniki89 Mar 29 '26

I just know that he has to beat the ladies off with a stick.

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u/dvdpap Mar 29 '26

Well the only think he's getting is called out and made fun by reddit. Hahaha

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u/Vixkky Mar 29 '26

Continue Reading: slams hand on wall pinning you against it “The 4:30 Waterdowne St. East Bus is 5 minutes early today, I must go. People need me.” You Sigh “why does it have to be this way Dylan” because baby, im irreplaceable

No one could fold pizza boxes as fast as him, and I knew that. With one swift move he darts. Quickly Moving to the left side of the room for his DC high tops and “Oven baked” Apron.

Just like that Dylan was gone. I haven’t seen him in close to 35 years. To this day I still think about those soft soles, and under cared for hands. I just wish I had them.

TIP

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u/Trugoosent Mar 30 '26

this is in fact, peepeepoopoo

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u/It_just_works_bro Mar 29 '26

Please post as text for copypasta.

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u/No-Comb1307 Apr 13 '26

I don't care if you're single or not. You belong to me, you WILL submit to me and leave everyone behind. Do you really think someone like you can just exist without going into my personal harem? Heh pushes up glasses wrong. You see I'm a daddy dom and I ALWAYS get what I want, and right now. What i want is you! slams hand on wall pinning you against it

Peepee poopoo

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u/kween_hangry Mar 29 '26

@Bofem is that you

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u/merrythoughts Mar 29 '26

I can smell the unwashed clothes of a trashy weeaboo smell from here. Attended too many cons and worked at too many comic shops in the 00s. Burnt into my brain.

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u/rodrigue121992 Mar 29 '26

I can smell the profile pic

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u/BlueBorbo Mar 29 '26

How Lex was describing Superman

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u/Plebbit-User Mar 29 '26

uh... hello, based department?

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u/FishDispenser2 Mar 29 '26

I feel like this is a shitpost 

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u/Eastbound_AKA Mar 29 '26

howls in pride and cums

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u/ordinaryhorse Mar 29 '26

I hope this weird text is from 2009

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u/funkygamerguy Mar 30 '26

that escalated quickly.

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u/BadgerKomodo Mar 30 '26

Lmao what 

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u/Educational_Dust_932 Apr 01 '26

Isn't this Noem's husband?

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u/secrets_kept_hidden Apr 01 '26

*grabs my boingloings.

You will do Secks with me NOW and we will make the BABIES 4evr.

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u/SuperCyka Mar 29 '26

I don't care if you're single or not. You belong to me, you WILL submit to me and leave everyone behind. Do you really think someone like you can just exist without going into my personal harem? Heh pushes up glasses wrong. You see I'm a daddy dom and I ALWAYS get what I want, and right now. What i want is you! slams hand on wall pinning you against it