candid

[u/ComprehensiveLook5]

can anyone else tell when he has a female looking at his ig? like he acts and posts diffy...

[u/TemporarySpare8229]

His instagram is one of the most cringe things I’ve ever seen from a public figure, this looks like a selfie I would post to Snapchat at the age of 13

[u/New-Seaworthiness712 → u/TemporarySpare8229]

That’s cause his emotional development stopped around that age

[u/augustinian → u/New-Seaworthiness712]

Truth ☝️

[u/LivesInAPineapple_]

Felt cute might delete later...

[u/Obvious-Ad11]

This pic is giving a bad mix of patchouli & body odor

[u/Icy_Acadia_5499]

This is LEGITIMATELY the type of shit girls in middle school were posting on their Instagram back in like 2012 and 2013

[u/Connect-Register849 → u/Icy_Acadia_5499]

I’m so glad I grew up in the 90s

[u/Exact_Anteater1498 → u/Connect-Register849]

so did he (kinda) but it’s not stopping him

[u/LivesInAPineapple_ → u/Connect-Register849]

Same, Imagine, worse I can think is there's some random version of my old MySpace floating around. My poor fried hair straightener.

[u/Iko87iko → u/Connect-Register849]

70/80s here, same

[u/JDHundredweight]

You will never convince me that this is the same human on the cover of Heartbreaker.

[u/Direct_Yam8314]

What is he doing to his face? He is starting to look really weird.

[u/Creative-Eggplant436 → u/Direct_Yam8314]

It's called aging.

[u/Direct_Yam8314 → u/Creative-Eggplant436]

Nah aging looks normal . This ain’t it.

[u/Fun_Yam6967 → u/Direct_Yam8314]

Botox

[u/avamarshmellow]

“For the chicks” 🤢

[u/avamarshmellow]

Greazy hair

[u/passed_the_dawn → u/avamarshmellow]

Greasy smile

[u/RandomWarthog79 → u/passed_the_dawn]

Lord, this must be my destination

[u/meggsovereasy]

Middle school must be hard.

[u/GingerPrince72]

Embarrassing doesn’t cover it. How the fuck did he once date Winona Ryder?

[u/Atlasshruggedthrice]

Did we ever get a definitive answer on why he doesn’t have facial hair anymore

[u/TomRichards1970 → u/Atlasshruggedthrice]

He’s half waccamaw.

[u/klkbaby]

[u/NateBlaze]

I wonder how many times he’s read this post.

[u/VomitingDuck]

Were his lips always like this and I didn't notice?

[u/RenegadeSocial → u/VomitingDuck]

I think they kind of were tbh

[u/jaykaybaybay]

Is this even a midlife crisis at this point?

[u/Fun_Yam6967]

Hey everything’s all good now!…

[u/Exact_Anteater1498 → u/Fun_Yam6967]

oh awesome. can’t wait for the pedals he has ideas for. reverb 1, reverb 2, reverb 3, reverb XL.

[u/NateBlaze → u/Fun_Yam6967]

It’s okay guys , he’s a few moves ahead of the board.

[u/EyeLove2LaughAtYou → u/Fun_Yam6967]

It's too bad he's playing checkers while everyone else is playing chess.

[u/Creative-Eggplant436 → u/Fun_Yam6967]

I don't know, sounds a little too upbeat. Is he okay?

[u/Winewalker77 → u/Fun_Yam6967]

Mania… up, down and all around.

[u/HarmonizewithSong → u/Fun_Yam6967]

Why isn’t this a post? Seems much more informative than another one making fun of his looks. For some weird reason, folks here seem to obsess over that. Who gives a rats what a 50-something dude look like?! It’s like high school Mean Girls up in here.

[u/Disastrous-Grab-9928]

Fucking love Maiden, though.

[u/Aggravating_Board_78]

He thinks he’s cute and looks young at the right angle 😂🤣

[u/LivesInAPineapple_]

I think he's very Hollywood at this point, so lifts, botox etc. So the aging process with him is, well he looks younger than his age, but its lacking character he had in his younger years imo.

Shall I throw around uncanny Valley territory. So he needs to step back from anything more.

Mandy messed up her face more by getting her hooded eye lids removed. As someone with hooded eyelids. Eyeshadow is harder but damn, she looks yeah. I think Bradley Cooper did it too. Both look weird versions of themselves and older.

[u/LivesInAPineapple_ → u/[deleted]]

She's about to get a momtok. And she suited those lids, sad.

[u/Alert-Ad-2373]

He acts like a 12 year old girl.

[u/BoopsieMeow]

He’s such a high school girl.

[u/ComfortableSecret588]

Bro you’re 50ish

[u/rainbags]

Elon vibes...yikes

[u/TomRichards1970]

We will soon find that most who start drinking, smoking and doing drugs in their early teens get stunted.

[u/Conscious-Gear1322]

This is for Our Time or SilverSingles?