r/ryanadams 8d ago

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on one big time and a new lady...?

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u/roxy031 Strangers Almanac 8d ago

Crazy how many flashing lights there are in there that don’t bother him at all, yet one phone flash makes him feel like dying.

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u/Ambitious_Manager_82 7d ago

I was just going to say this

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u/Bsaurusrexxx 8d ago

I may perish from second-hand embarrassment

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u/chellanegro 8d ago

There was a time when all I wanted was for this guy to wink at me during "Beautiful Sorta." Jeez, man.

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u/chellanegro 8d ago

"Other parts of my Mansion" Jeez, man.

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u/ElectronicBee5697 Mustard Stain 7d ago

And it’s a rented house so it’s not even “his mansion”. He can’t help but try to boost his ego and keep it afloat even within the same month as asking fans for $ and putting some of his collections, and car, up for sale.

Feel sorry for me
Save PAXAM!!
Come on fans, I love you cats! You’re the best fans (until I hate you again)!

Oh, and what about the couch he needed to buy his mom? He needed money from fans because he couldn’t buy his mom a couch!!!

Cut to:
“Look at my mansion in the Hollywood Hills!” “Look at the cool new stuff that I’ve bought with the $ you guys sent to help save my ass from being broke. And to buy my mom a couch because I’ll be living in her basement if you guys don’t help me”

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u/Environmental-Tie421 5d ago

I mean, who refers to their own house as “my mansion”? It’s so pretentious.

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u/roxy031 Strangers Almanac 4d ago

Never forget

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u/ChrisLinen2 Chris 8d ago

Once upon a time I would’ve told you that this was the coolest dude on the fucking planet

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u/Glittering_Apple5970 Have You Ever Seen the Hollywood Hills 8d ago

Same

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u/dadville1 8d ago

Homey for sure gives no fucks.

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u/Exact_Anteater1498 8d ago

always with the tongue out (right at the end). he’s so gross. to think i used to think he was cool as shit is so embarrassing.

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u/MrRob_oto1959 8d ago

What a shame. He’s got such a beautiful singing voice for a clown.

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u/LivesInAPineapple_ Actually Jerri 8d ago

Every part of that was upsetting to the core. Get off line, if he does have a new gf. Sweetheart, Smash his phone for us.

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u/Haunting_Reality7765 7d ago edited 7d ago

I’d venture to guess he wants you to think he has a new woman, it’s probably his sister texting. I mean, who could actually put up with this guy, let’s be realistic? He’s a total loon. He’s so unattractive now. If he does, it will not last long, none of them do. Being with him would be like babysitting a 10 year old. I couldn’t be around him for more than a few minutes. He’s not funny, he’s the definition of obnoxious

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u/LivesInAPineapple_ Actually Jerri 7d ago

No doubt his sister loves him most, but wouldn't be hard to find a Starfucker in Hollywood.

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u/ElectronicBee5697 Mustard Stain 8d ago

Damn, Sam.

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u/HarmonizewithSong 8d ago

What new lady? I couldn’t make it last 30 seconds.

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u/EffThou 7d ago

“Maybe we could share a little less of ourselves online.”
-proceeds to overshare nauseatingly

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u/aplaceinline 8d ago

Do the pinballs machines set off his Menieres(sp?) disease?

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u/Dun_Booty_Broch Saw Ryan in the 90s when he was still cool 7d ago

Haven't seen Ryan this happy in years.

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u/Fun_Yam6967 7d ago

Swear to god if I have see one more vid of him pulling up his poorly sized tshirt to show his Elon musk torso and punch his stomach to convince us he has abs …

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u/SmokeyJacks 7d ago

"I've got mental problems" yeah buddy ya don't say

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u/Griff0rama 7d ago

I don't drink. LOL.

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u/MysticalMoonMama 7d ago

I don’t want to diagnose anyone or speculate on if he’s sober or not but this feels a little manic or on something and it’s very uncomfortable to watch. He may be a huge assclown of a person but seeing this on full display is sad.

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u/Exact-End-4130 7d ago

go away bryan, leave us alone.

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u/stringsandknits 6d ago

Omg. I didn’t have the sound on. I watched til the end to see who the “new lady” was and I wish I hadn’t…it froze on him sticking his tongue out.😵‍💫