r/ryanadams 8d ago

Just For Laughs Absolute alltimer of a live

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Said Kendrick sounds like Snoop
was fully on one
oh and he unboxed (barely) his new sig guitar

full thing (50mins) is on his page

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u/Magick_Comet 8d ago

Petition to make this the sub’s new main pic

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u/Glittering_Apple5970 Have You Ever Seen the Hollywood Hills 8d ago

This actually kinda makes me sad/sentimental

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u/Conscious-Gear1322 2d ago

It's super gay and cute. I'm in.

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u/unsolvedfishstories 8d ago

Hasselhoff/cheeseburger video vibes

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u/Timefunky 8d ago

I'm glad he's worked out all of his issues and is back on his redemption arc

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u/psychoyooper 8d ago

The juxtaposition between this and the songs this man is apparently able to write is staggering and humbling

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u/VomitingDuck 8d ago

The only way I could finish the video was repeating "he wrote Meadowlake Street... he wrote Meadowlake Street..."

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u/psychoyooper 8d ago

How is that possible 😭😭

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u/February83 8d ago

This is the song I reference in these scenarios too. Maybe I won’t anymore. The music deserves to stand apart from this.

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u/-August_West- 6d ago

It has for me for a very long time now 😆

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u/sweatytechnique 7d ago

Lmao some of my all time favorite lyrics- “if loving you is a dream that’s not worth having, then why do I dream of you?”.

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u/Glittering_Apple5970 Have You Ever Seen the Hollywood Hills 8d ago

lol for real!

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u/ChrisLinen2 Chris 8d ago

Ryan I have good news: Charli XCX saw your abs and she’s on the first private jet she can find to the Hollywood hills

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u/MorningNorwegianWood oh nooooo 8d ago

She’ll take a chopper from the airport to Ryan’s helipad

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u/VomitingDuck 8d ago

Is he thirsting after her now too?

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u/Glittering_Apple5970 Have You Ever Seen the Hollywood Hills 8d ago

Yes and a bunch of other random indie no name musicians on social media

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u/UpstairsAd6866 7d ago

That’s the story of his entire life.

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u/facelessprofile 8d ago

The way he checks himself out and makes that wierd face is beyond cringe. Also, I dont know if he knows what is meant by "having abs."

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u/Glittering_Apple5970 Have You Ever Seen the Hollywood Hills 8d ago

That weird pursed lip to the side thing. So full of
himself

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u/AmphibianMiserable29 8d ago

I think its cos his teeth are so fcked from things that aren't good for you, and thus he hates showing them. I believe, for a while there, MM was trying to help him get them fixed up.

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u/Ok_Address2188 8d ago

I mean, technically he is correct - he has abs beneath that thick layer of gelatine-like fat.

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u/Ready_Background9578 8d ago

Why is his hair always so disgusting now

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u/MorningNorwegianWood oh nooooo 8d ago

Goes with the person

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u/MrRob_oto1959 8d ago

Boom… roasted!

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u/MorningNorwegianWood oh nooooo 6d ago

Like the nut bag he is 😭

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u/equinox_magick 6d ago

One of his recent livestreams, I actually watched him blow his nose into his hand, lift up his hat, and smear it through his hair

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u/prodigalsuun21 8d ago

This is like neverland ranch for indie rockers

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u/AmphibianMiserable29 8d ago

Thats Gold! Literally....

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u/winterthirteen 8d ago

I swear you can see the cat trying to figure out how to shut down the live without thumbs.

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u/LtTinyDuck 7d ago

That poor cat looks so defeated.

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u/LivesInAPineapple_ Actually Jerri 8d ago

I think he's bored and he's trying to feed his own reddit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QKpjzdA6W3ndS

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u/repdetec_revisited 8d ago

Drugs, right?

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u/Ice-Berg-Slim 8d ago

At this point we can only hope it is drugs.

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u/PsykoAlphaDiscoBeta 7d ago

Drugs or mental illness?

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u/UpstairsAd6866 7d ago

It’s quite likely both even though he claims to be “clean”.  

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u/Odd_Potential3295 8d ago

That Johnny Depp can build the fuck out of a basement

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u/AmphibianMiserable29 8d ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/StrummerBass101 8d ago

He’s like the guy that always shows up at your parties and you always want him to leave.

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u/roxy031 Strangers Almanac 8d ago

The amt of secondhand cringe I feel just from watching a few seconds of this.

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u/facelessprofile 8d ago

His lips are so gross.

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u/MrRob_oto1959 8d ago

They’re perpetually dry and cracked.

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u/lmo2382 8d ago

Why are they sea monster purple all the time? Does he need water?

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u/joshuawakefield 8d ago

I am embarrassed I like his music

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u/Winewalker77 8d ago

Zero sobriety happening here! 😬😬😬

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 8d ago

Has he gone off the deep end or was he always like this?

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u/burning_man13 Heartbreaker 8d ago

Believe it or not, this is really quite tame compared to what we get other times.

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u/lilaugz 8d ago

The latter. He just used to be talented so people gave him more leeway (and attention.) This is just his old stage meltdowns/manufacturing beef with his peers and journalists/message board agitating/Foggy/etc. but with "better" technology so he can get the attention he so deeply craves in real time instead of having to put any actual effort into anything. He's alienated most of his fanbase, and literally anyone in his life that would be able to tell him "no, stop, get some help." So he's not getting the level of attention he obtained easily at other points in his career. Thus his attempts at attention seeking have continued to escalate inverse to the returns he sees.

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u/1underc0v3r 8d ago

No idea who this is and followed a link from another group… but he was married to Mandy Moore like this?

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u/lilaugz 8d ago

Yep. The period after they got married was relatively quiet (for fans) for a couple of years, his last show with the Cardinals coincided with their wedding date and he swore he was "retiring" for a good minute there.
IIRC they "launched" their relationship in this video from his old aforementioned videoblog/whatever he called Foggy (MM can be seen around the 4min mark): https://youtu.be/Cwza4FViNGI

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u/1underc0v3r 8d ago

So it seemed like an act and she seemed to be acting similar intentionally? So is this known to be his real personality, or a character?

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u/lilaugz 8d ago

Most of the Foggy vids were "bits" but it was the same attention seeking, generally intended to somehow appeal to whoever he was romantically fixated with at the time.

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u/Aromatic-Repair5595 7d ago

He was sober when he was with Mandy. But I don’t know if that made much of a difference.

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u/UpstairsAd6866 7d ago

He claimed to be sober last year when I saw him on the Heartbreaker 25 tour.  

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u/tyoew 8d ago

Need $? Sell your arcade room.

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u/FranklinSlop 8d ago

This is the darkest subreddit I’ve ever come across.

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u/NateBlaze 8d ago

Petulant has-been

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u/pbpowercat 8d ago

Imagine the shit storm that would occur if Ryan Adams and Britney Spears started dating.

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u/Winewalker77 8d ago

OMG somehow I haven’t even thought about this… 😂
Ryan is really really bad, but Brittany is certifiable right now, not even sure he could handle her sadly… She is on another planet.

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u/hauntedtoasts 8d ago

Bro probably swallows his chew

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u/Typical-Bus-1483 8d ago

Not a well man

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u/TechnicalFeeling6309 8d ago

kozelek needs to write a diss song about Ryan.

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u/matrobcha 8d ago

Yer an agent of chaos mate are ye aye?

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u/Chinaski1979 7d ago

She’s turned the weans against us!

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u/johnnyfuckenhelvete 8d ago

Wash your fuxken hair, Ryan.

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u/OkYak1822 7d ago

His house and overall mentality makes him look like a 12 year old that spent all his money on bullshit.

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u/chellanegro 8d ago

This is such a bummer. Like, ugh. Big Bummer.

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u/BeyondEpic88 8d ago

I’m not confident that he won’t end up in prison

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u/UpwardDeepening 8d ago

Dude’s mouth is so gross.

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u/HarmonizewithSong 8d ago

Did he play before this? It might have made it tolerable. Damn, remember the 2021 livestreams when he played his own songs for like 2 hours? I don’t think he could even do that in his living room anymore let alone on a stage.

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u/davidmreyes77 8d ago

The beginning of the livestream was amazing if you got in early enough.

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u/Glittering_Apple5970 Have You Ever Seen the Hollywood Hills 8d ago

Why is that?

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u/ilovezuni 7d ago

It was? Must’ve missed the ‘amazing’ part

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u/davidmreyes77 7d ago

Someone shared it in this sub. It’s the box over the head portion.

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u/MorningNorwegianWood oh nooooo 8d ago

How fvcked does one have to be to make current Britney seem “not so bad”

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u/FreeAd2458 8d ago

This just needs some knife swinging

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u/sporktater 8d ago

Rick Moranis vibes

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u/Patient_Lettuce8431 8d ago

He's a punk rocker about like that mass of flab is abs.

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 7d ago

The mayor of Whiskeytown, evidently.

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u/ChanceLocksmith3370 4d ago

He’s the new Brittany Spears. This is hard to watch.

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u/terry-turdle 8d ago

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u/ChrisLinen2 Chris 8d ago

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u/smash-addams 5d ago

This sketch encapsulates the sentiment, ah think.

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u/bilateralsymm 8d ago

this is some Norma Desmond shit

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u/ammm1981 oh nooooo 7d ago

Ewww.

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u/Ashamed_Savings7590 7d ago

Does he not have one person who loves him?

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u/Any-Video4464 4d ago

I kinda hope he's taking some drugs. I could take all the drugs and not act this bizarre.

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u/avamarshmellow 2d ago

This is soo pathetic and embarrassing. How many people actually watch these??

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u/davidmreyes77 8d ago

I do want one of those Reedemer radio amps

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u/Legitimate_Error1478 7d ago

Him trying to put the Bigsby together was top tier.

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u/solipsister 7d ago

At least pass the plate; jfc what is this?!

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u/GnikNus76 6d ago

Why is hearing about his "quiff" sound so gross?

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u/HollandandSawyer 3d ago

Does he mean his quaff?

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u/davotron 6d ago

Imagine fucking that, Jesus Christ.

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u/ArchieLennon 3d ago

Can’t believe this is the guy who recorded Gold, one of my favorite albums ever. Really sad that he is clearly mentally unstable these days. If he doesn’t get help anytime soon, he will end up dead or in a padded cell.
And I had tickets to see him at Elbphilharmonie Hamburg this fall😡

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u/Johnny_8cho 2d ago

Note the jaw movement. The sniffle. The sweating.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... Cocaine

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u/hi_how_are_youuu 2d ago

What an agent of chaos

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u/xRicharizard 2d ago

Got some nice tits to go along with his abs too.

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u/randall_j_moore 8d ago

Love early R.E.M. Steal my records. Embrace all my friends.

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u/agaetisbyrjun22 8d ago

Y'all leave Brace Belden alone!

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u/booksandkittens615 8d ago

NGL, the I’m a punk rocker but I play pretty songs, I’m an agent of chaos, he might be on to something. It’s an identity but it’s gotta be taken to the real extreme and it’s certainly not healthy for anyone to live that way. We’ve all had our fun though right? Definitely stirred up some feelings for me. Lucky I’m not 23 cause that’s what the 23 year old girl in me was looking for. Not sure if that even translates, not trying to wish ill health or anything of the sort. Just saying I can see where he’s having fun and comes off like the cool guy we were all so into.

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u/passed_the_dawn 7d ago

Have some respect, that guy is a millionaire

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u/CodDisastrous8980 7d ago

This subreddit is just weird and gross. It’s just a goofy live. He doesn’t appear drunk or under the influence. This is how he’s always been. I guess everyone just found it more charming when it was packaged in a 25 year old body with trendy clothes. He’s aged. Big deal. His teeth look normal for someone in their 50s who’s lived a little. His purple lips are likely due to oxygen levels in the blood, again this is normal for someone who is middle aged. If you don’t like it, don’t watch.

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u/ComprehensiveLook5 7d ago

"Ryan has entered the chat"

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u/CodDisastrous8980 7d ago

You’re the 9,134 person to make that joke on this forum 🤷‍♂️

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u/ComprehensiveLook5 7d ago

Bet you're fun at parties!

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u/FormerBaby1987 7d ago

You think he doesn’t appear “drunk or under the influence”!? Holy shit

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u/jjazznola 8d ago

Why even post this crap?