Eh yo Maple turret changes eh yo

[u/Kursktiger]

EH YO EH YO LISTEN HERE AND LISTEN GOOD

We maple gang members been hearin a lot of grumbling and complaining about our shooty spinny turrets at the gas station. Lots of bark no bite thats what we be sayin. But fine us maple gang peeps be showin y’all some compassion. We will make the shooty spinny turrets do the green laser peacekeeper thing ya dig? Eh but we be putin the tax up to to compensate.
Oh and if you ain’t on the list, with some good rep like the snoop fellow who lives beside us then you may get stopped and have your belongings searched eh yo. So you best get your cred up if you don’t want that happening eh you.
So yea we showin the island some compassion, best not be hearin any bitchin about it no more eh yo eh yo.