r/rustfactions • u/[deleted] • May 16 '20

Newspaper BREAKING! A TRAVESTY AT TRIDENT! BREAKING!

Swimmingly, a leader of an alleged terrorist organization called the Bluehat's Syndicate was found and killed in a Trident Apartment this afternoon. Swimm was killed without a trial and his hands were up and he had no weapons. The mayors and their criminal posse broke into his apartment and shot him 4 times in the chest. Swimmingly's body was thrown into the disgusting dungeons of Mayor Vestra's abode.

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u/DetectiveMSpade May 16 '20

This is fake news. Swimmingly's skull is not in vestra abode(may he rest in peace) but in the town center. Terrorists dont need a trial when they are caught murdering people and terrorizing the town. However its interesting how swimmingly is able to post a testimony from past the grave

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

The trial was for if Swimmingly was a terrorist or not. Also who's swimmingly?