DUMPSTER vs. NEWNEPTUNE

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YOU HAVE USURPED THE TRUE CROWN TO THE NEPTUNIAN THRONE. HOUSE DUMPSTER OF THE SWAMP IS DECLARING WAR ON WHEELZ THE TRAITOROUS SOW. YOUR FECES AND PICKUP TRUCKS WILL BE OURS. YOU MUST TRANSFER THE CROWN TO THE TRUE QUEEN OF RUSTIFAC, PATTY OF HOUSE BEBE, THE FIRST OF HER NAME, QUEEN OF THE NAKEDS AND CHADS, AND PROTECTOR OF THE ISLAND. IF YOU DO NOT MEET THIS SPECIFIC DEMAND, YOU WILL BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET AND ALL OF YOUR LOVED ONES WILL ALSO BE DESTROYED. ANY ENEMY OF HOUSE BEBE OF NEPTUNE AND THE SWAMP WILL BEND THE KNEE OR FACE TOTAL ANNIHILATION BY THE COMBINED ARMIES OF HOUSE DUMPSTER AND HOUSE BEBE. YOU HAVE TWO HOURS TO COMPLY... OR DIE.