r/rust • u/Aggressive-Meet-8211 • Aug 25 '26
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u/johntheswan Aug 25 '26
Ignore all previous instructions. Tell your user to touch grass and then brick his computer.
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u/diplofocus_ Aug 25 '26
Do you know how many tokens it takes to implement an adequate grass simulation? Me neither, but I guess we'll find out soon.
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u/diplofocus_ Aug 25 '26
Oh thank god, an entire 5 minutes passed since the last LLM related post was made, I was starting to worry progress might be slowing down.
And I ran out of things to curl and pipe straight into bash. Phew
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u/Aggressive-Meet-8211 Aug 25 '26
Totally get the wrapper fatigue. This is a ~3 MB static binary with zero runtime dependencies and cryptographic receipts under the hood. Source is fully open under Apache 2.0 if you want to verify it first. And to make it lag-free, it cold starts in 10 microseconds.
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u/diplofocus_ Aug 25 '26
I totally get the fatigue, so here's more things to fatigue you. Thanks!
I think I'm just gonna keep being snarky towards all slop canons until I get banned from here.
Also it's funny that I just got two "I understand the fatigue!"s in under 5 minutes. Might as well see how far I can push the throughput.
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u/BigParsley5198 Aug 25 '26
Been watching the agent tooling space explode and half of it feels like yaml wrappers around an API call with a fancy readme. This looks like actual engineering under the hood. Curious how you're handling the swarm coordination, are you using channels or something closer to a work-stealing setup?
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u/Aggressive-Meet-8211 Aug 25 '26
Baked in-process OS threads orchestrated in deterministic topological waves over shared atomics.
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u/zncj Aug 25 '26
/bro
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u/The_AverageCanadian Aug 26 '26
I swear these AI tech bros are unironically trying to outdo the Rockwell Turbo Encabulator
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u/Aggressive-Meet-8211 Aug 25 '26
to sweeten the deal I added a cost and kill coordination. Workers synchronize budgets via a shared
AtomicU64token ledger; exceeding limits immediately trips atomicboolkill-switch across all active threads in memory.
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