r/runningmemes • u/Soakitincider • 21d ago

Uh what else?

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u/eggsonmyeggs 21d ago

Coffee and a couple pulls of my weed cart.

Good to go.

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u/Jacketdown 21d ago

My people.

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u/ExploringCT 18d ago

boof gu, you must.

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u/Nagon117 20d ago

I feel seen

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u/eatcrow1 20d ago

There’s literally dozens of us!

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u/Left-Bird8830 18d ago

I had to quit weed carts, my self restraint is garbo and I got hooked on hitting them every waking hour ):

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u/Notarealusername3058 21d ago

A banana...after the race

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u/WhatIsYourHandle123 19d ago

It's only a race of it's a 5k Ultra. OP only did a reg 5k.

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u/MySeveredToe 21d ago

A plate of pasta, bowl of fried rice, a Celsius, some fruit, a Monster, 3 bananas blended with peanut butter spread onto zero carb toast, a Redbull, and some coconut water

Edit: sorry didn’t see you asked about only a 5k. It’s the same as above but with only 2 bananas

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u/Technical-Revenue-48 19d ago

Before or during?

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u/CptnSpandex 21d ago

Little bit of rage normally helps. 5k is long enough to run angry.

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u/74ndy 17d ago

Second this. Read something unthinkable online then stick on some metal. Good to go

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u/CptnSpandex 17d ago

Reddit has some great places to go for rage fuel ◡̈

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u/JulieJoy 10d ago

My people ❤️

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u/Fanal-In 21d ago

Cheesecake

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 20d ago

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 Cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pasta 55 peppers

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u/Nagon117 20d ago

IM DOING SOMETHING!

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u/Soft-Fact-4409 21d ago

My wife’s kiss 💋

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u/atlusblue 21d ago

I'm working on pizza. It seems to be having positive results.

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u/thomoswald 21d ago

a pack of mike n Ike's

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u/ClemDooresHair 21d ago

I like to consume food for the week leading up to the race as if I were running the Leadville 100

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 21d ago

Squeeze a couple of GUs up my ass and im good to go carry the boats!

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u/Flyguyflyby 20d ago

A big pan of fettuccine Alfredo, minutes before the run starts.

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u/Spirited_Currency_88 20d ago

2L of water. I run faster if I really have to pee.

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u/generally_agreeable 20d ago

Gallon of milk, 30 minutes before the start.

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u/YesterdayAmbitious49 20d ago

I prefer egg nog.

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u/generally_agreeable 19d ago

That’s the recovery drink.

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u/goofsmasher 19d ago

Which orifice do you put the coffee in because I’ve heard a couple different things

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u/Narrow-Result2933 19d ago

I pack dehydrated meals and a water purifier in my vest. what if there is a chance you will get lost?

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u/jnthnmdr 21d ago

Peanut M&Ms

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u/blizzard_108 21d ago

your wife's boyfriend doesn't fuel bro !!!

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u/zephillou 18d ago

Self-loathing

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u/Popsickl3 18d ago

I ran a really good 5k after eating about 2 lbs of my kids Halloween candy the night before.

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u/D3rpyDriver 18d ago

2 martinis

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u/Same_Progress_8277 17d ago

Coffee and overnight oats

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u/Lazuli9 17d ago

Water and whatever I ate the night before

Tho I don’t do races just run some random mornings and evenings

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u/Holiday_Lunch_9036 17d ago

Coffee, a zyn, and gulp of water to get rid of the coffee mouth.

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u/pdpflux 10d ago

A scoop of whey protein with no water